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Five young purebred bulls mysteriously showed up dead on the ranch this past summer, drained of blood and with body parts precisely removed.
Coming upon one of the dead bulls is an eerie scene. The forest is hot and still, apart from a raven's repeating caw. The bull looks like a giant, deflated plush toy. It smells. Weirdly, there are no signs of buzzards, coyotes or other scavengers. His red coat is as shiny as if he were going to the fair, but he's bloodless and his tongue and genitals have been surgically cut out.
Finding these young Herefords in this remote country can sometimes take the ranch's experienced cowboys days. Ranch staff members are now required to ride in pairs and are encouraged to carry arms.
What's clear: It isn't bears, wolves, cougars or poisonous plants. Nor were the animals shot.
Two years ago and 200 miles south, near New Princeton, Ore., one of Andie Davies' cows was also found cut up and bloodless.
Back in the 1980s, one of Terry Anderson's mother cows was mysteriously killed overnight. Standing at his ranch near Pendleton, Ore., Anderson points to the exact spot where he found her on top of a mountain.
He remembers his cow lying dead, her udder removed with something razor sharp.
Source: https://www.npr.org/2019/10/08/767283820/not-one-drop-of-blood-cattle-mysteriously-mutilated-in-oregon
Hobeaus
Well gang seems like we got another mystery on our hands
AlfredDPrince
Ovaender
You better call the Winchesters bros
LovelyMover
Macetheace50
This is "Uddlerly" mystifying!
chiefcherokee
Alien species evolved from cows dying from unknown disease in dire need of blood and organs for experimental cure.
purehuw
Those cows work for Amazon, and things are great here, and they have lots of breaks and good managers!
TheKingOfTheJews
X Files Series 1, Episode 11. It was Eve. You're welcome.
MrTay
Sounds like a super natural episode
PotatoGunnaPotate
Feralkyn
Usually these are cows that die of natural causes, rot/mummify in the sun, and birds tear off the 'wet' pieces they can get.
Feralkyn
They've done studies (veterinarian groups) where they replicated it perfectly--blood settles to the lowest point when something dies, so ofc
Feralkyn
dead bodies don't bleed. The skin splits during decomposition. Bugs/bacteria/birds get the soft tissues. What's left is basically a mummy.
Orangicus
This has been happening since the 1860s (as far as we're aware)
eduardoluizsoaresoliveira3
Put cameras
Rifneno
Just like crop circles. There's a few that really defy explanation, but most are hoaxes so no one pays attention.
handbanana13
I've had it with aliens
JoetheGeologist
My great uncle used to lose a half dozen or so a year this way in southern Colorado as early as the 30s. Whatever it is it's not localized
Misteree8
I know, death is not localized to just humans. All living things are capable of death s/
IamSquish
It a bunch of dudes with mobile slauterhouses. Take the good stuff leave the offal for the prediters. Blame aliens. Source: am alien
TheycallmeDanger
No ur squish
tarquinbusstopftang
Weird shit has always been happening in the SLV
Dagordae
Of course it’s not localized, it’s just normal scavenging and decay. Described by people who aren’t all that familiar with it who have been
JoetheGeologist
I grew up on a ranch with over 300 head of cattle so I've seen more than my fair share of dead animals. Also weird doesn't always = aliens
Dagordae
Prepped by pop culture to blame it on aliens. Scavengers go for the softest tissues first, insects aren’t strong enough to devour nondecayed
Dagordae
Flesh so the parts around the wound are cleaned up as decay spreads, and blood breaks down weird.
PartlyClauddy
Bigfoot. Tom from accounting. God-damned teens summoning the dark lord. All of these explanations are likely, if not basically fact.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Looks like we have a real mystery here
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zeketheviking
Chupacabras moving north, eh?
plumtonPickwash
probably peta
BrownTurtle
Skinwalker Ranch has a new home.
Gingerking11
I call bull...
nvregen1
One of 2 things. Govt. or Aliens. Same story all over the world. Laser perfect incisions that are cauterized as they were cut, no blood>>>
Treblaine
This "incisions that were cauterized" is an embellishment. They were cut by some sort of knife. Conclusion: a person with a knife did this.
Feralkyn
It's been proven & replicated by veterinarians that the "cuts" appear when the skin splits during decomposition
8BitFish
Wake up sheeple, Government Aliens.
krauraurgg
Clearly the sheeple are the ones who did this. Ever wonder why it only happens to cows?
NullifiedMatrixEntry
nvregen1
Present. Tongue, reproductive organs and sometimes eyes removed. Many times broken bones as though they were dropped from some altitude.>>>
nvregen1
Scavengers will not eat and mostly totally avoid the carcasses. Some weird shit!
Swampwalker
Animals dont generally care about the govt. They freak out with aliens though so I'm going with aliens.
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WHYvictimsofabombraid
Linda MOULTON Howe. The other one seems to be some New age author. Lmh do some great work.
nvregen1
Yes! Followed he for years.
TheClockWatcher
Poor things must have been terrifying.
FBKatB3TAdotcom
Vegan death squads did the cows in.
Nikodbad
Is d cows ok?
SkylerSpark
No it’s mutilated
biokleen
They just need a transfusion and a cookie, then they will be fine :)
NotTinyPancakes
It's just a flesh wound
LuffyFett
A little dehydrated
Goonwolf
This is the same farm up north my dog went to I reckon
javadad60
Needs more air.
TurkeySlapa
Yeh, just gotta walk it off
ColoniaCroisant
Blackmarket organ harvesters?
NullifiedMatrixEntry
Thats not even that far fetched
Justdontevenrightnow
How do you show up dead?
NZSheeps
I do it at work every Monday morning
rmsrmsrms38
Bruh... chupacabra...
Aeolys
Bloody goat-suckers.
FlyWithTheChris
Nah. It was his bigger brother: Chupavaca.
zerothealien
Close, it was just my cholo primo chuey, the dead give away was the tongue, mi mama loves lengua tacos(beef tongue)
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
Trassation
Yeah! Chupathingy!
alecdshope
KatInTheCorner
A chupacabra with an automatic weapon!
KaizerHammer
Chupacabruh
NotTinyPancakes
BananaInSlippers
QuiteADapperAsshole
I didn’t know the chupa was into sucking down beef dick but I’m not surprised.
NotTinyPancakes
They're all about that roast beef
javadad60
TravisTee34
“Too many holes, they say, And there’s bullets in them. Well, says No-Bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon!”
umbrellamaker
*Chupavaca
HoodsBallsOnASkillet
The lesser known subspecies, the cow sucker
TurkeySlapa
Looks more like a puma
WarlockWithNoPatron
You mean like the shoe company?
pancreas
didn't i tell you to stop making up animals?
nonCanadianGoose
It must be huge. Cows are a lot bigger than goats
JamesAlegria
Yeah where’s the proof
SophieClockwise
Whoa there! You can't just make outrageous claims like that without proof!
goodisunpopular
No one caught it so it just kept growing. It's upgraded to the next level of prey!
SiReK
I just watched Ancient Aliens episode about such cattle mutilation. There are over 2200 cases every year only in USA. Surgical, no blood.
SOURCECODE01
Yep. It's literally just decay. Are aliens more fun to think about? Absolutely. Is it aliens? No, this is rather mundane decay of animals.
SiReK
I mention 2200+ cases every year that specialists can't explain. Parts removed with surgical precision no blood marks and grass not crushed
SOURCECODE01
2200 cases of animals dying? Honestly Im surprised its not higher. Surgical precision is a nice buzzword but insects eat soft flesh with
SOURCECODE01
Precision and non crushed grass is pretty typical. The animal had a heart attack or stroke, and predators are opportunistic. They eat soft
SOURCECODE01
Bits such as eyes, genitalia, ect.
biokleen
Any ideas of what it could be?
inchwormwrath
Shit ton of mosquitoes. 1.5 million newly hatched mosquitoes can drain a cow near instantaneously.
Treblaine
Weirdos living in the woods. As in humans who are weird and don't have money to buy food so kill livestock to butcher them for meat.
Feralkyn
It's natural decomposition and studies already proved it as such
xVVitch
Psychotic vampires.
AComfortingLie
There is a similar problem where I'm from with sheep being found drained and organs missing. Mostly attributed to Wiccans.
Feralkyn
Vet studies proved it was natural decomposition
bingotown
Insects. Natural decomposition.
soromon
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Back in the late 70s, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump hooked up and had a mutant lovechild. It escaped captivity, and stalks the wilds...
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
...of America, draining cattle of their blood and eating their genitals and tongues.
thetsunami
Odiumic
Someone or a group of someone’s harvesting the body parts that were taken and the blood for reasons unknown? Seems like a lot of trouble-
Odiumic
-for a few cow pats and some blood that you could probably buy without too much trouble but in some parts of the world they think-
Odiumic
*cow parts
Odiumic
-eating a tiger testicle will make your dick grow bigger so it’s not outside the realm of possibilities that this is something similar.
handsomehomeless
As a Mexican, Mexicans
HotCheetosAndLemon
Same
PresidentOfMexico
Can confirm
CynicalClinicalWalrus
¡Ayyy, El Presidente!
boscoesauce
How so?
RidgeRunnerJr
Cattle rancher my whole life, it's natural causes, soft meat goes first then flies eat blood. Really nothing sinister sorry
JaguarOnMtOlympusPlayingALesPaul
Who do you really work for!?!?
itsGood4you
Uh, nah. It's that weird cult.
Ericshaun
Grew up on cattle ranches my whole life, I remember hearing these same stories back in the eighties. Turned out exactly as you say. Cheers!
bf3c
exactly. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus. it's perfectly rational.
3dartwork
Right....they just bite the genitals and the animals delicately cut off the pieces....some fucknut is doing stupid cult things nearby
Aimlockbelch
How long does that take?
Datsinginguy
Genitalia and tongue surgically removed?
Jalopenis
CHU PA CA BRA.
furezasan
Nice try Dracula - you're not invited in!
andaWoss
jakeinthehood
Maybe all the dead cattle you've seen were killed by aliens and you've never actually seen a natural death
anonnona887
Yeah that part is true but what about the surgical cuts to the gentials and etc..? Maybe someone is killing them(prolly future serialkiller
anonnona887
Or something). Seen to much Dexter but they start with animals and make there way up to humans.
otiumCatulli
Yeah wouldn't it be obvious if the large carcass had been dragged there or killed there?
stilloldbull
I am believing you. Thank you for the relief you have provided me!
jowonka
That’s what the alien governments want us to think...
WaifuCorporation
kunkuno
that's what the chupacabras want you to think
TheycallmeDanger
You’re telling me it will die and then nothing will attempt to eat it? Just flies eating blood? I don’t know man
LovelyMover
Look I would really like if you said all everything up to the comma then just put “Sasquatch” be way more fun ?
FrodoShrugged
Dammit rancher!! you killjoy. I was gonna go for a whole "climate change" angle....frick...
Shaggymom
Yup. On easy kills like this, they will just eat the best(soft) parts and move on. Most calories with little effort. Bodies don’t bleed 1
Shaggymom
Once they are dead, no heart beat=no bleeding 2
WineWomenAndSong
Nah it was definitely Chupacabra
EvilCatCreations
Organs removed. No crows or vultures pecking at the corpse. Dick cut off... That's not natural bro
Altanese
Thank you for bringing a reasonable explanation. My own first thought was 'some weird serial killer but with cows instead of people'
RidgeRunnerJr
It is quite shocking seeing it for the first time.
SpecialProjectY
Nah, we go for people exclusively, much easier to kill.
Waitihavesomething4this
“We”
Simiann
The FBI is now involved and is offering a $25k reward for anyone with information, that doesn’t sound like natural causes
Caribbean992
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/animal-news/5-bulls-found-dead-oregon-then-story-gets-weird-n1061421
Caribbean992
The FBI stated there was no indication it was anything other than natural predators according to the NBC article
Caribbean992
Also the ranch, not the FBI, is offering the 25k reward.
iwanttoberelavent
This sounds absolutely true although I have no knowledge or experience, but what about the fucking surgically removed organs?
Feralkyn
Birds eat them, iirc, and other scavengers. They tear at the wet parts they can get at, leaving the rest to dry out.
HedonistBeard
Yeah, what surgeon was it that did the autopsy and said they had clear marks of being excised with sharp blades?
fartser
IIRC there was a documentary about this where they proved it was bugs being really good at eating stuff
angryregistrar
Even a bite taken off by a coyote can look 'surgical' after it's had days to dry out.
MorrighanWolf
Teeth marks look entirely dif from knife, compare them up close, knives are more precise. Not enough info in this probs bs
angryregistrar
How closely do you think they were examining the crotches and mouths of these dead, stinking animals?
MorrighanWolf
I'd assume the owners want to know wtf killed so many valuable cows
Fn0rd
I#m really sorry that your explanation (the most logical imho) is buried under conspiracy theories and folklore creatures.
RidgeRunnerJr
The world we live in lol
LawrenceGardiner
5 in one summer? All young? If that was natural surely OP would have encountered it before. That said, still more likely than aliens.
Feralkyn
Illness, dehydration, etc
donkeymoney
Unknown disease maybe caused initial death. Or maybe just getting lost.
TheClockWatcher
All the dead cows I find are bloated to the point of popping, all orifices bloated shut rather than removed.
kunkuno
why you looking at dead cow's orifices?
Feralkyn
In hot, dry places and with enough time they just basically mummify.
NullifiedMatrixEntry
The articls dont state the time between the disappearence and finding the corpse.
donkeymoney
Good point. Guess reason is not their objective.
NullifiedMatrixEntry
HedonistBeard
Just wait a few weeks longer before you start looking and tada!
TheClockWatcher
By then they are just deflated balloons lol ribcage and tight skin and not much else.
27yoUGLYvirgin
That's... literally what you see in the picture.
HedonistBeard
Exactly like in the article.
AntaNce
Are you a cow finder? How many have you found?
TheClockWatcher
Lol I spend a lot of time on farms in fairly remote areas. I've found countless numbers, also a lot of sheep.
AntaNce
Neat! Do a LNI post!
petekeller
A professional cow finder!
AntaNce
show me your license! then tell me where to get one!
Sidewinder1018
Does bloat not normally cause the cow to burst/rupture. I would think that would happen before flies could consume all the blood.
AntaNce
There's bloat, sure. The 'bursting' is usually a movie thing. Nature isn't a movie. They aren't balloons, they're animals.
Sidewinder1018
I dunno. I've seen plenty of deer popped on the side of the road.
AntaNce
"Popped"? Like exploded? IDK, I lived in Nevada, LOTS of dead stuff, tons of wild horses, cows, sheep, coyotes, jackrabbits, seen swollen<
AntaNce
and expired animals of many kinds. Gassy corpses usually develop a hole somewhere, and leak, if they don't just become someone's lunch.
Feralkyn
It's crazy to me that these people think the cows were killed just "last night" or whatever and can't recognize the signs of decay/
NullifiedMatrixEntry
Its crazy how the report doesnt specify it either.
Feralkyn
mummification. Like if you're gonna do free range to the point of not keeping track of when your cattle died, be aware of the signs :|
NullifiedMatrixEntry
This, this is what brothers me, they talk about the economical backlash from lossing them but not the time of disappearence /finding them.
Feralkyn
Yeah. Always drives me nuts too when particular ppl go on about their "poor cows" when they were meat cattle anyway, lol
Sidewinder1018
Tbf. I'd imagine they kill them a lot more humanely than whatever led to these cows' deaths & they're probably treated well being free range
xVVitch
With parts surgically removed?
AntaNce
What news reporters do you know who are qualified to decide if surgery was performed? Was a #10 scalpel found? OR just use word for effect?
krauraurgg
I wouldn't trust the word "surgically" when used by anyone other than a surgeon. Have they actually seen a surgically removed organ, ever?
thechillpilgrim
Fly's are assholes
ringox
Surgeons.
IwillrateyourDeckBobandVagenePics
ate*
SyphenedWimp
Surgically removed means that they dont necessarily have a tear near the spot, flies and other insects arent strong enough to tear the 1/2
SyphenedWimp
Flesh so they just eat the softer parts and wait for the rest to decay more. 2/2
thesmelge
Some insects. The Amazonian Dickripper Spider is rightly feared in jungle communities.
pineapplewalrus
They got Dickrippers in Oregon???
MorrighanWolf
So flies stop every bit of blood from coming out of a 2 ton animal into the dirt? Cmon. That makes no sense.
MorrighanWolf
Also desert or not there ought tah be maggots
DearAtlas
Yes, they ''eat'' it. The problem is the amount of time that passed between disappearence and finding.
MorrighanWolf
Aye but blood that dries stains the ground even in a desert. If there was none found that's odd.
DearAtlas
Insects can eat everything, dried blood is like dried meat for them :P
IjustsaywhatIthink
Blood coagulates upon death. No blood to come out like in the movies. Also you might want to revise that weight estimate by more than half.
MorrighanWolf
Srry 1 ton lol xD
MorrighanWolf
Ever butchered or killed? Not that fast lad. Also which movies even
IjustsaywhatIthink
Yes. Many many times. I also was raised ranching so I echo the comment leading this string.
MorrighanWolf
Ever seen a corpse like that without maggots though
NullifiedMatrixEntry
Sure, flies ate 10 gallons of blood.
IamMadeOfShamrocks
Could it have been a large swarm of insects maybe? I believe in aliens but always look for the simplest explanation first.
RidgeRunnerJr
When a cow dies their blood won't pump, you can cut them up and hardly any blood will come out. Most of the blood is still in the cow.
Altanese
You underestimate how much a bunch of bugs can eat.
NullifiedMatrixEntry
Probbably, i tried googling the average stomach volume of several flies and cadaver munching insects. Still seems like a far fetched claim.
Altanese
More far fetched than ritualistic cow murder, mythical lizard vampires from Mexico, or alien conspiracy?
NullifiedMatrixEntry
More far fetched then People being People, and doing fucked up shit. So i guess yes, in a way, to the first one of your colorfull summary.
krauraurgg
It wouldn't be just flies eating a mouthful and flying away. It would be them laying eggs, then the larvae eating, growing, and flying away.
NullifiedMatrixEntry
Accounted for that, but have no idea how long they have been dead, as its not started anywhere. But yes you are right.