This real estate agent really loves peppers

May 11, 2014 2:02 PM

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I’m not the only one

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love the "Mr. Right" "Mr. Right" pillows :]

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Peppers for scale.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From banana for scale, we bring you: Pepper for real estate!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brought to you by Peter Piper Realty.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just trying to spice up the decor.

12 years ago | Likes 199 Dislikes 2

Yep this is as good as it's gonna get. You can't top this

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"I don't know if I want this property, honey. I'm having a hard time imagining all our peppers here."

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That, and overexposing photos.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm allergic to peppers, this would be the wrong house for me.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

man I wish my room was big enough to put desk and bed side by side

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I fucking lost it when I saw the dryer

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pepper for scale? Maybe...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, clearly now we have to make this a thing.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hmm. im selling a house, wonder if this lures more buyers in

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its actually a technique used so the images have a bigger impact and last longer in ur memories. Forgetwhat the process is called.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Want to design my Belize Land in same way : https://remaxbelizerealestate.com/belize-land/

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also overexposing their images. Fuck me that property has a lot of white!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

dude talk about 0 to insanity..

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice place to live with. Check https://buyplaya.co/

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The bathtub full is kinda creepy.

12 years ago | Likes 449 Dislikes 3

At least it's not a bathtub full of milk and fruit loops.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, some like it hot. After all, variety is the spice of life.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thatsmyfetish.gif

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I think my vag would be on fire!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A bathtub FULL of peppers? I like peppers too, but damn...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I had to guess, and I'm not a smart man, I'd say they put a box or something in the tub first, and simply placed the peppers on top

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im a smart man, and i say no boxes.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Norway they use apples. Green apples. Everywhere.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

But this looks like it is norway!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Honey, is the air conditioning on? It's chili in here."

12 years ago | Likes 366 Dislikes 2

I don't think it is. It's hot as bell.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Those are all bell peppers.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Did you just?

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well that depends. are you approcimately literally 1 to 100% tumblr?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

hes 301% so done he cant even.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If the house comes with the peppers, I'll buy it

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know what to do with this information.

12 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 3

buy peppers

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have a pepper while you think of something.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put the bread in the oven and lets have dinner.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Teach them to use BANANAS for scale.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This basically sums up r/mildlyinteresting

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BUY A HOUSE.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally thought the title said preppers and not peppers....was about to the 8th image when I realized this wasn't about a doomsday cottage

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I did too, was wondering when I'd start seeing gun safes, food stores, and survival guides.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

me too, i was looking for all kinds of hidden trap doors to bunkers and that kind of stuff...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this information.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOOK AT THESE FUCKING PEPPERS

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Scrolled down specifically to see if this was posted. I'm glad this was the first thing someone else though of too

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

was waiting for this.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Picture of said realtor:

12 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 1

I expected Brian Peppers

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I miss that show so much :(

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

kaga-sama! :D

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Allez cuisine!!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know this is a tomato, but

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ohmygodthankyou

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Btw, there's one that does this with limes, too. I'm a realtor and I see some weird shit.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I suppose they're trying to create some kind of unique and colorful signature look?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would guess they're trying to get people to link to the ad. Some of them will be looking for a new home.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably so. I just do really nice professional pix. Maybe I should put a small giraffe in every pic.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or a banana.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would be pretty cool. Or maybe you could use a bloody knife. That's sure to get the people's attention.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought this was serious until the peppers were in the washing machine.

12 years ago | Likes 1288 Dislikes 4

They're like tribbles - reproducing.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's when I knew it was serious.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

And filling a bathtub.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"Hold on, this washing machine could use some color. There we go! So lovely."

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What? You don't wash your peppers?

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Seriously. I ain't got all day to wash them by hand. If you want to save them for later, toss them in the dryer after. Keeps them fresher.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Savages

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Actually, it is serious. Its from Sweden and its a real house on the market.

12 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 2

A link please?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must be Stockholm *sigh*

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mine! Called it! No one else can have it now.

12 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

It costs monies so if you get it that must mean you have monies.... wanna be my new best friend

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Does it come with the peppers?

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

You have to pay 6% extra if you want the peppers.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll take it!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SOLD!!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0