jfizzle4rizzle
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Found this crawling on me in my hotel room at 4am.... nobody there knew what it was. Anybody out there know? Thanks Imgur community and @MyBoySkeeter for the info. Camel spiders are a crime against humanity! Burning all of my belongings
afx82
It's a Cuddler Ant/puppy bug.They look fierce but according to legend you'll get "great fortunes" if you put one in your bed over night.
FrankieValleyAndTheFourKindgoms
jfizzle4rizzle
I was all out of bananas for scale too!!!!
WelcomeToGoodBurgerHomeOfTheGoodBurgerCanITakeYourOrder
A demon.
SewingSwede
Must've been a Trump hotel.
Hornethappy
It's a common Brown Bunghole Burrower. Whenever you wake up with an itchy ass, you've been visited by a BBB.
canberradave
Looks like some sort of map
PsycheClone
That's a potato bug.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
I'm pretty sure that is a real life zelda boss
servingmytimeinusersub
Been on the internet long enough to know a camel spider. Never seen one in person
Septagrim
Put your dick in it.
Sordito
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
Nopus Nopicus of the genus, Nope.
TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlememes
A camelnopeeeeee
chickendogs
did you scream like a little girl? i would have screamed like a little girl
jfizzle4rizzle
No but my wife did
DandelionFritter
Ant lion maybe?
TheDanishInquisition
CRAWLING ON YOU!? You'd better count your lucky fucking stars it didn't bite you holy shit.
agegier
That's a Nope if I have ever seen one
BaloneyBob
thatreference
It looks like a map of the resort you're staying at to me. And you said it was "crawling" on you?
jfizzle4rizzle
wazeltone
A cute little bug!
FirstDagger
Technically not a bug.