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Jul 19, 2016 1:13 PM
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WarDragon1984
God, those are painful to see. Although... I've learned that soaking clothes in hairspray before washing will get ink stains out.
PornhubsFirstTree
After that bite : http://imgur.com/u7gGmWo
rosarioxox
I wish there was more
MisterExpendable
why would you eat chocolate that you found in a bathroom?
pistachiomoustache
I have dropped a pie onto the floor once. I picked it up and ate it. Not wasting time and money for it to be thrown away.
AngryArtStudent
FrodoSvvaggins
Ass cheese.
legitcoz
Everclear for ink. I'm a pocket protectorless engineer. And I'm a drunk
ChrisEveritt
If you are a backwards retard like me, soap is still pretty damn delicious.
MvNI
I want more of this please, someone has to have more of this
Dwargh
There are dumb people in this cruel world...
ShibesKeanu
That poor cheesecake -
TacoCase
You forgot my personal favorite. https://imgur.com/LD4k7r5
McMeowmers
Who has brown soap?!
kiokope
MY LASAGA!!!
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kiokope
No I know what I meant and you probably do too
daimomusic
MY CABBAGES!
Yeahnoibet
MY LASAGNA
jrntn
*LASAGA
TheHardestArtery
Serena must be cute with 40,000 people watching her Twitter feed
HylianPaladin
5 second rule on the cheesecake if it's a clean floor?
cousteau
I don't think the 5 second rule applies to clean floors; if it's clean enough it can be there forever.
TheVillainYouLove
https://41.media.tumblr.com/1305571e085e63c08f070acd289c7fe7/tumblr_o2r56l546r1uatc20o1_500.jpg
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
2spooky4DenzelWashington
Animala144
That reminds me a picture I took a couple of weeks ago
TheVillainYouLove
This better have been titled "Hanging out with relatives..."
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
Is this the same person?
AnotherLowski
I just thought how unfortunate it would be if it was all the same person.
AnotherLowski
Maybe Bad Luck Brians Sister?
PlausiblePolarbear
I was ready for at least 150 more
roesch
http://imgur.com/AplDZ3S
weirdcalculator
I need to try that next time I go to Jason's Deli.
fluffybunny645
I was wondering where this one was
SchmuseTigger
Schadenfreude
Srslythoguys
Were you listening to Risk! recently?
circlebreaker
*Nelson Muntz laugh*
Thesmellofgoblins
Skadeglädje
W0ND0
As a german living in a swedish speaking region: can confirm, both of 'em.
Thesmellofgoblins
I'm kinda hoping on a train of people writhing what it's called in other languages.
IslandwindofWaterfall
Skadefryd
Twinklepot
As they say over here 'when you're up, you're down', or even better 'when one door closes, another one shuts'
NickRivieraMD
loving that second one
bulbosos
Why do dumb people get nice things?
cousteau
Because money.
Mitchz95
SwingOutOrBust
This is my favorite one. LASAGA!
Sumpte
Why go to the effort of cooking lasagne just to throw it on the floor for a lame SnapChat joke?
FlamboyantTitans
twas an accident
FestiveLight
Twas
Sumpte
Nah. None of these before/after are accidents.
bepadapbadabop
What why not?
EricDehlinger
Reason being??
Sumpte
Because it's obvious? They all follow the same joke format - unnecessarily cocky beginning followed by failure.
idiotn00b
That #1 is an ipad in the process of having its digitizer replaced I highly doubt a fall down the stairs will rip out the power button.
SenorPeligro
And why would 19,904 people fave a pic of an iPad?
Narzinor
I've seen damage like that to them before, but not from stairs. That looks like it was ran over.
Krakencrotch
Yeah, I'm no broken iPad expert, but I assume if it fell off the stairs the cracks would spread out from a couple of impact points.
BigFatSlut
Nothing wrong with eating cheesecake off the floor
Napsaremymistress
This was honestly the first time I found Rachel attractive.
Nilhlis
Pretty sure she was always attractive fam
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
"CHANDLER! we ate a WHOLE Cheesecake the other day!!"
CanadianFishNerd
I know I would.
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdiG3pSavqU
TheWinterTitan
WaelFadi
What show was it again?
Sgbooth88
I always think of this every time someone posts the cheesecake picture.
Unquote
I thought Joey didn't share food
Sgbooth88
Only if it's his food. He will eat someone else's food easy, in the same episode you are referring he eats his dates chocolate cake.
Unquote
way to kill a joke dude
spookhook
One time we dropped a birthday cake on the street. We scooped off the top half and served that...
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
gonna need video sauce
AMIGARA
"What are we havin'?"
Gnashvegas
Username checks out.
misho
Dat arch...
Turbz
Oh she knows damn well what she is doing.
CaptainDumbshit
Something tells me she's done this before...
DickDynasty
I love how Joey just happens to have a fork with him at that time.. Damn guy always eating!
RepublicofTexa
It not coincidence when you're always prepared
dhaggerfin
Dump the Oreos and eat them off the floor you disgusting animal
friedrhino
Always funny!
abetteridiot
As a kid, I was at a birthday party where the mom dropped the lasagna on the floor. We still ate the parts that were good, 'cause, lasagna.
Falos
Right? I bet s/he salvaged some, it's motherfucking cheesecake. No, a WHOLE cheesecake. Grab you a fucking scalpel.
pistachiomoustache
To be fair, that last one looks like chocolate. Damn you, disguised soap!
BoldTurkey
WHO HAS BROWN SOAP
iPretend
Wait! There was a girl selling soap to pay for her moms cancer treatment! I wonder if she sells prank chocolate soap
MemeStealingSkeleton
Or maybe it's soap flavored chocolate?
nclu
bee8
Meowseph
Fucking dinkelburg
dreamweaver35
Would you eat a chocolate looking cake, unwrapped, that you found next to a bathroom sink?
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
My ex gf had some vanilla body butter in her bathroom. SMELLS SO GOOD! On more than one occasion have i sniffed it, and then ate a bit.
thegr8rambino
HAHAHAHA YES DAMN IT
VEpsilon
Heh, this guy's soap.
DarthFutuza
http://img03.deviantart.net/002f/i/2016/045/e/c/you_expected_chocolate_but_it_was_me__dio__by_mahiyanacarudla-d9rrae5.png
pistachiomoustache
This is beautiful.
yuloforce
At my prom, they had these little flower-shaped bars of white chocolate. I grabbed a few and popped them into my mouth. They were butter.
sphincubus
Did that at a jazz convention for school, I spit it back on to my plate in front of everyone. Good thing I was able to hide behind the drums
pistachiomoustache
It's better than soap.
yuloforce
And yes, my date saw me do it
LoopStricken
Heh, disguised soap.
MrAwesome987
You have to take extreme measures for some people to use it
KneelSaysTheDemonLightWithItsEyeOfCoal
What I wonder is how the hell sells chocolate brown cake shaped soap. It looks dirty, and it looks highly inefficient at being hand soap.
KeeleonOhms
#whitepeople
jarjarbinkswasthebestcharacterinstarwars
Probably just meant for decoration
sharkba1t
in 7th grade some one gave a girl a horse shaped one for secret Santa. She tried to eat it. It was hilarious then and it's hilarious now.
jackbos
Context matters. If you see a "chocolate" near the sink in the fucking bathroom, think twice before eating it.
Nineteenletterslong
I'll probably never have the luxury of a fucking bathroom. Just have a regular shitting bathroom
jackbos
You don't know what you're missing! My fucking bathroom is fantastic! Now if only I had someone else in there once in a while...
BugJuiceComesFromWhoYouAre
That's a tiny bite too, I would have bitten half of it off and choked to death.
pistachiomoustache
SAME
Somanyquestions
That's why I'm not allowed in LUSH stores anymore :(
jarjarbinkswasthebestcharacterinstarwars
It also looks like she's in a bathroom, who eats unwrapped chocolate from a bathroom?
mordaedil
Only the second picture.
abetteridiot
He probably bit into it somewhere else, but washed his mouth out first, then took the picture.
CaptainMewMews
I'm thinking it was a wedding, and the soaps where little gifts for the guests, some left theirs behind and the event workers get them
skelitor120
You have a dining table and a napkin dispenser in your bathroom?
CindyTheTVsLeaking
Well yeah! What are we? Savages?
skelitor120
you, sir, poop with the best of Parisian times.
FrozenFor30Years
http://imgur.com/qpgQvGT
Somanyquestions
You don't know my life!
Dydegu
Counterfit
I'm so glad it's one gif, not fucking 4. Fuck you tumblr file limits
TundraLunamos
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Eyebrows.
Goodnewwseveryone
We know you browse imgur... How do you think you're writing the comment?
OPENYOURMOUTH
Every. TIME.
heysniz
This fucking gif gets me everytime!
Buckbeak1486
Always upvote Asian Jensen Ackles!
GrapeGrandma
His name is Nagase Tomoya, if anyone is interested :)
pistachiomoustache
Thanks!
Buckbeak1486
What's he famous for?
SignHerePlease
Looks more like Asian Dwayne Johnson
Buckbeak1486
Looks like the love child of Dwayne Johnson and Jensen Ackles that somehow turned out Japanese.
Stuebydoo
I'm not ashamed to admit that I would still eat most of that cheesecake
ParaBailarLaBamba
You are not the only one.
SeraZee
mirialans
+1 cos I just posted a similar gif, whoops
tehremedy
I support not throwing food away, thus this.
TheSadCafe
Me too. Cheesecakes are expensive to make and delicious. Get down there with your fork and stop taking pictures. Ahaha.
thegr8rambino
Lol same probably
OneFroToRuleThemAll
if you eat the parts that didn't touch the ground its fine right?
Typohime
as long as it ain't got dog fur and gross mystery crumbs in it, just eat what you want.
Stuebydoo
Of course
wazero
ani't notin' better then some floor cake
mirialans
CanadianFishNerd
I would sell my soul to eat a bite of cheesecake, let alone a whole one sitting on the floor in front of me. I'd graze that shit like a cow.
OPENYOURMOUTH
Let me join you
iSatan
That..... Can be arranged..
pistachiomoustache
I'll make you a cheesecake. Now, about that soul...
CanadianFishNerd
Too late, it's already gone. There was a really nice salted caramel one a while back...
pistachiomoustache
Damn it.