"Zey do everything togezzer."

Aug 8, 2016 2:56 PM

PunSlinger96

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the boyfriend must be happy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait...there wasn't a mirror??

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

exactly what i kept mumbling to myself last night as i watched this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

plop

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That women's name is Shi Tingmao. Every time they said it I giggled

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

everyzing*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crazy how nature do dat

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHY YOU SZPIK LIKE THIZZ THOUGH?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One zinge splash.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But yet squash isn't an Olympic sport

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One, single plop.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but why the german accent?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Masterfully done. Even if you dont like sports, the olympics are a spectacle of the human form and its extensive capabilities. Beautiful.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

and the crowd goes mild

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's pronounced "everyzing" that is all

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So if they aren't in sync, which one fucked up?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You ask if they want ice cream cone, they both say yes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

他們所做的一切在一起.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's obviously a google translate. hahah

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

EVERYTHING

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Copy paste splish.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

perfect candidates to pilot Jaegers.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Right?! I mean come on!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What score did they get?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dunno for that one but they won Gold.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One single plop

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why did no one else say this?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's in the gif, I just couldn't help myself.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was really damn good! I would have did a flip,landed on my stomach,knocked the air out of myself and nearly drown.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Well look not further, I'm your synchronized diving partner!!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

We're not even gonna train,that's how bad ass we are..Tokyo 2020 here we come!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We can train, but training will be drinks in the shallow end & pool floats in the deep end.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No matter what they achieve there parents will still be pissed off they didn't have sons

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 15

not entirely true anymore

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

honestly, even when this was true, there were still many families happy to have children period. It really depended on your financial level.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh you won the woman's synchronized diving? It's no men's synchronized diving, do better next time!

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

You want me to be happy? GROW A PENIS!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

GROW PENIS OR LARGE CLIT

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Ok, the gold medal is good, but why aren't you a doctor yet?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?1

9 years ago | Likes 293 Dislikes 1

"Murica!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The Latvian team is looking good this year!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ohhh geee Wiizz I love when people don't man up and make it 10x worse for themselves :D.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Ouch!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5/7

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Extra points for difficulty.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Gold medal.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10/10!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

5/7

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Almost got that Darwin Award! Maybe next time.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never go full Triple Lindy.

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

Iunderstoodthatreference.gif

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Chinese do have that down to perfection! Congrats on their gold!

9 years ago | Likes 278 Dislikes 6

I wouldn't even be mad losing to them. That was pretty fucking amazing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Chinese dive team is perfection!!! They really kick ass in that event

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And men gold too

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Can't tell them apart

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And their families are safe. Not relevant at all, congratulations to them both.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

It's China, not North Korea.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

No other chinese divers were harmed in the making of this Olympics..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah but Great Britain got bronze, so who's the real winner here?

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

The children?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 out of over 7 billion people. Pathetic!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ummm...Kuwait...?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Points for trying.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still china

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

[sigh] yeah

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Easy way to change that, let's break out the opium

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1