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Tom40
And visited Epstein’s island a lot less.
TapeLeg
Flightmaster101
MAGA conclusion: all people who served longer in the military and paid more in taxes than Trump must be serial killers.
carbonr1
So you're saying there's a chance Trump might be bludgeoned to death in prison ?
BellsTheorem
And if the "Jerky" mentions in all these Epstein emails are code for what I think they are, he may have eaten less human flesh too.
OutspokenHBW
He also believed what he was doing was evil, meaning he had a bigger conscience then Trump.
circlebreaker
The pre-sticker OC, for those interested +1 for solid burn on Trump
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
This should be plastered everywhere.
seitanicverses
Plus he had a healthier diet!
baldertindaicon
Dahmer Nose Pizza
melandevile2000
He could have eaten less people too
ConnectToReality
He also served more time in prison for his crimes.
JohnThatcher
Probably murdered fewer little girs, too.
ShadeMeadowsArt
Yup.
Horrible person.
Better than Donald.
feelymcfeel
America. Where literal JEFFREY DAHMER is a better person than the man you elected president.
Spanky93
May have eaten less people too. I wouldn’t know. Maybe if I had an unredacted version of the Epstein files
Wapusk
Didn't he also get beaten to death in prison? Maybe POSTUS can do more of that too!
tolson9
Says it all
Clayman8
And isnt in the Files, either.
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
Dahmer was at least well-spoken.
SteveTheEgg
I think we are going to find out that he killed less people by his own hand and ate fewer people than Trump.
meowingintensifies
the bar is a tripping hazard/OSHA violation in hell.
maincarrot
Give that man a Peace Prize!
Lardzor
+ + + DAHMER 2028 + + +
pumpactionsunshine
Make Americans Grilled Again
juliakitten112
Dahmer for president 2026
klean9
Probably ate fewer people, too.
cattlegrazer82
Instructions unclear, elected Jeffrey Dahmer POTUS
Pyrowolf1
I mean a set of rotted old bones would definitely be better than Drumpf
NergalJester
As weird as it sounds, we'd probably get a ton of money for medical research if he was somehow brought back to life and elected.
jethroismaxbaer5772
He would definitely fulfill his campaign promise to Eat The Rich.
Fahrenheit536
Maybe he could run that German cannibal as VP? Dude seemed fairly intelligent and at least GOT CONSENT from his victim, which our POS potus never bothered with.
IgnisInvictus
... he couldn't be worse.
RXJ235231
The fact that this is true is depressing.
SalmonTheWise
Well, he's dead, so he can't do much harm. Hell, the other Jeffrey can be his VP.
Ih8thisSoMuch
Was responsible for WAY fewer deaths
Dahmer: 17 - trump: ≥500,000
ScrippyChan
Oh no no. Trump is responsible for more than a full million, not half. And that's just his covid death count.
Thajurriesexcuesed
Is there anyone who wouldn't look better when being compared to that evil fucking bastard? I feel like Jeff-Ray was an amateur serial killer/rapist by comparison.
spitfires2000
Most likely also lied less too!
UnaccomplishedWatcherImNotaBot
Yeah but that's a hiiiigh bar to clear
rmichelsen480
Most definitely.
BishlamekGurpgork
Yeah. But that's everybody.
Canigetbannedagain2
And was also caught.
vonnegutaboutit
Meh, This one’s a tie…Trump was caught repeatedly, just not yet punished.
Canigetbannedagain2
Mmm, yea tie sounds good. I guess when you basically control the people who catch you there's not much punishment.
CrisprCAS
Had more consensual sexual partners?
AntiProtonBoy
Up to a point
Maisousontlesneigesdantan
He also ate healthier.
redsmerf
Raastifan
There is the cannibal bit.
Fahrenheit536
As someone else commented, he can eat the rich.
degenerateloser
At least he didn't lie 🤔
RXJ235231
Nobody's perfect. /S
GhostSavage10
Have you apologised ...
Noahbalboa82
Just wait....
BrobiwanKenobro
Trump is also allegedly a cannibal now, too.
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
What? Who ate who?
PostMoThoin
They both ate a lot of dick though
annmiha
Bro why did I come here to say that and you beat me by 20 minutes
BrobiwanKenobro
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1amFxcXB4bDA4cWF3NTJzYnAzNGtpYmFkYmN0NmxnNzB2cHNpaWd5YiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9KorRVD13syoU/200w.webp
Raastifan
I doubt it, but I hope that orange child molester will spend the few years he may have left rotting in a cell.
BrobiwanKenobro
Yep. I don't want him to be murdered. I want him to be made healthy as to suffer in prison the longest possible amount of time and his family stripped of all profits derived from his presidency.
FLLingerieLuvr
I want him to have a debilitating stroke while getting a blow job from a trans person of color (not that any would be willing). And preferably right before a public speaking engagement, so it would be extremely difficult to cover up the situation.
BrobiwanKenobro
If he had a stroke he wouldn't sound any different, and he'd still be shitting in his diaper. I'd be happy enough if they found evidence of him blowing bill Clinton and they both went to jail so maybe we wouldn't hear about the Clinton's as much anymore lol.
theInfinitelyProlonged
I believe a law should be passed, where if an elected official gets convicted of a crime, they forfeit any and all benefits. This would include pension and Secret Service protection. When T was convicted and awaiting sentencing (something that should still be done), his biggest argument was "It wouldn't be fair to the Secret Service agents to have to be kept in prison." Then simply DON'T put them in prison. No taxpayer money should benefit any of them at that point.
StellarJay77
Him being in prison is all the tax payer money he deserves.
Raastifan
Death is to easy for that fat pedo rapist. I despise him with passion.
CrisprCAS
And based on the Epstein files probably are fewer people
evildadunit
*ate?
CrisprCAS
Yes, that's what I meant.
Itd24
Is this accusation really true? I can not believe that this stuff would not earn him a place on the electric chair. Or that it wouldn't be more in the news, any news...
Clockworkdancerobot
There is a lot and Trump has already threatened many news media with the destruction of thier business
Itd24
Can you provide any source? I believe you and I hope that all of the involved get what they deserve, I just want to read it through and am either too incompetent or was not resistant enough to find it myself
Alozar
At least from what I've seen I'm under impression the cannibalism stuff is just sensationalism thrown on top of a subject that really doesn't need it. But if there is substantial evidence somewhere I overlooked, I'm open to being corrected
circlebreaker
Not concretely substantiated, but it's worth noting considering that the woman who was recorded screaming about it was having what looked like a real-time nervous breakdown before disappearing from the face of the Earth.
sqrlirl
From what I saw there were multiple testimonies from survivors that mentioned it in some level of detail. I agree that if it's just to kick up more stuff we don't actually need that, they were plenty horrific without eating babies etc. But considering how many victim's testimonies have later been confirmed I'm less like to dismiss it as much as I can never unread what I read and wish I could.
tidepool
After reading the accounts of the two 5 year olds, including one that was raped by a dog, and the 15yo baby incubator’s diary where they took two babies away from her, which I was skeptical of before, I believe everything. Just anything was possible with that asshole.
frozenlake247
Yeah, I feel like we are in the same place today with the eating babies thing that we were in 20y ago on the pedo island issue.
Now it seems disturbing and but too far fetched and unsubstantiated to really admit believing for most.
For me the biggest red flag to support its reality is how many times similar accusations popped up leveled at folks on the left during the prime Q days. Too many accusations have turned out to be projection now to not be suspicious.