Jul 9, 2017 7:41 PM
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WellYouKnowThatsJustLikeYourOpinionMan
This is a surprisingly disturbing image.
BrysonVan
I need healing
Jabberwotchi
This is why Kiwi's are going extinct, they can only lay one egg so rarely and people steal them thinking they're fruit!
49xyab3838
Dafuq
Afflick
This is lovely
TheUbermover
I never knew this, everyday's a school day.
dunkernater2
What's this got to do with a kiwi juice pissing duck
cvneutron
Crazy how nature do that...
LosPer
Banana for scale?
SCHWARZENPECKER
cesarsucio
Pussushi?
PascalCasedUserName
Dafuq?
LuteceDelta
Aliuvial
D:
If you have an aversion to fowl...try this one.
NZSheeps
I tried that but it was all red and squishy inside. I think it was over-ripe.
Pyrority
This is why we have less than 100k Kiwis left, because of fake news like this. Stop eating Kiwis.
CouldBeADickPic9000
capnkitkat
Ah a New Zealander.
Huhwhatcrazy
What does a Chinese gooseberry have to do with a kiwi bird?
wafflewoman
This messed me up more than it should have.
halefire
I can't even. This is amazing
Will just leave this here...
andthedicestoppedrolling
Got back from NZ last week. Very impressed with both the place and its people
kittydetonator
Thanks bro, we're impressed with you too
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Just wanna rub it on my shoes...
ittybittyfartmachine
v
terrorofthederp
Do they urinate? Then it would be a kiwi kiwi wee wee
And if it laughs while peeing, it's a kiwi wee wee hee hee.
Znayx
I thought "wee" was peeing, and "wee wee" was penis.
DougTheLlama
kikiweewee?
kenji0132
You sound like a pokemon
iReportStuffYouJackOffTo
You should have commented that under my comment. Cats look similar.
Ojitheunseen
Does it taste like New Zealand?
cyno01
Only ever seen em in pictures, thought the birds were the size of the fruit, theyre like fucking goose sized!
aegis27
Depends on the species, but most average around that size as adults.
Which size, goose or fruit?
Most average out about the size of a chicken, but goose sized ones exist.
WaitingToExplode
This makes me very uncomfortable
FullyStockedMiniFridge
You uncomfortable? Just think about how the Kiwi feels.
surreality1
Ditto
BRASSMONKEYTHATFUNKYMONKEY
Double Ditto.
causeimgettingfuckedwhileeatingoutmyownpussyobviously
*dildo
NOM33
Magikarp *shit* ditto
WellYouKnowThatsJustLikeYourOpinionMan
This is a surprisingly disturbing image.
BrysonVan
I need healing
Jabberwotchi
This is why Kiwi's are going extinct, they can only lay one egg so rarely and people steal them thinking they're fruit!
49xyab3838
Dafuq
Afflick
This is lovely
TheUbermover
I never knew this, everyday's a school day.
dunkernater2
What's this got to do with a kiwi juice pissing duck
cvneutron
Crazy how nature do that...
LosPer
Banana for scale?
SCHWARZENPECKER
cesarsucio
Pussushi?
PascalCasedUserName
Dafuq?
LuteceDelta
49xyab3838
Aliuvial
D:
LosPer
If you have an aversion to fowl...try this one.
NZSheeps
I tried that but it was all red and squishy inside. I think it was over-ripe.
Pyrority
This is why we have less than 100k Kiwis left, because of fake news like this. Stop eating Kiwis.
CouldBeADickPic9000
capnkitkat
Ah a New Zealander.
Huhwhatcrazy
What does a Chinese gooseberry have to do with a kiwi bird?
wafflewoman
This messed me up more than it should have.
halefire
I can't even. This is amazing
LosPer
Will just leave this here...
andthedicestoppedrolling
Got back from NZ last week. Very impressed with both the place and its people
kittydetonator
Thanks bro, we're impressed with you too
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Just wanna rub it on my shoes...
ittybittyfartmachine
terrorofthederp
Do they urinate? Then it would be a kiwi kiwi wee wee
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
And if it laughs while peeing, it's a kiwi wee wee hee hee.
Znayx
I thought "wee" was peeing, and "wee wee" was penis.
DougTheLlama
kikiweewee?
kenji0132
You sound like a pokemon
iReportStuffYouJackOffTo
SCHWARZENPECKER
You should have commented that under my comment. Cats look similar.
iReportStuffYouJackOffTo
Ojitheunseen
Does it taste like New Zealand?
cyno01
Only ever seen em in pictures, thought the birds were the size of the fruit, theyre like fucking goose sized!
aegis27
Depends on the species, but most average around that size as adults.
cyno01
Which size, goose or fruit?
aegis27
Most average out about the size of a chicken, but goose sized ones exist.
WaitingToExplode
This makes me very uncomfortable
FullyStockedMiniFridge
You uncomfortable? Just think about how the Kiwi feels.
surreality1
Ditto
BRASSMONKEYTHATFUNKYMONKEY
Double Ditto.
causeimgettingfuckedwhileeatingoutmyownpussyobviously
*dildo
NOM33
Magikarp *shit* ditto