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Dec 30, 2017 5:06 AM
AverageHouseCat
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saraleecupcake13
WHY ARE THE T'S TOUCHING??!!!??
ltrotter1488
So you’re older than 27
SomethingSomethingPraiseTheSun
My "friends" made a party and didn't invite me. Looks like I'll be enjoying it alone this year.
Telkesh
I'll be ringing in the new year doing my favourite activity. Sleeping.
raindropped
Says most of us, most years.
Cantabria
Happy New Year from New Zealand
hoomannn
That's. Me right there, except hands down my pants & beating my meat
Thisisnotacleverjoke
banjokaboom
AND THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT
cherylrosee
+ a 2 6
Glizzymandias
I voluntarily picked up a bartending shift someone didnt want. I get to be in the club, and make money at the same time!
justhereforthefunnies
Best way. Going out is overrated
Herecomesjohnny
it's really not and you'll remember things that happened than things that didn't.
garbagegirlcindy21
Here here
TechorFTW
Story of my life
Walexmith
I feel so much better knowing i'm not the only one. +1
Tryggve
I would go out but most people I know are trash and I kinda dont feel the need to celebrate new years
Avidinha
I'll be home helping my dog not freak out.
WhiteAristocrat
I'll be driving 2000 miles back to texas
shinagami091
Be careful. Roads are projected to be icy as the cold front rolls through.
tomkaz1982
I'll be at work making double time and a half.
TharrickLawson
I'll be sat at home because all my plans have been cancelled on me and I just don't have the energy to make new ones
fuckyeahilikevodka
Playing Destiny 2
tarrakun
I came back from Xmas vacation with the inlaws early so I’ll being celebrating solo as well! Hope this is a start of a good year for you.
Superchief86
I'm going to my sister's place. Playing cards and eating snacks with the family. Good times!
PieWrecker
I’ll be doing the same but will be drunk as funk doing overwatch competitive placement matches
amp99
ExcrementCarver
This speaks to me
Hovenbeet
Greatwood
It's getting kind of old. I wish i could go out once
wandernorth
Wife and I are staying home , ordering pizza, getting drunk and playing Mario kart.
KuddleWumpous
PIZZA! I knew my plans to stay home seemed to be missing something. Thank you for your help, leantoshelter.
Jrosh
That sounds ideal, enjoy your evening!
madknitterlady
That's what I'll be doing with my friends. Sans the alcohol though, I'm driving.
Naturally90
For the last 3 years we've gone to a super fancy hotel for a couple nights with a good bar and room service. The best way to spend new year.
Ostreich
Double dash?
PraiseJeebus
See that doesn't work if you don't have a wife or friends.
Amazingamandaaaaa
That is the kind of marriage I want!
pandapooh
Are you my husband? Because we planned the exact same thing!
Inarticulated
Interested in adopting a 27 year old male?
BunnyUnderpants
Sounds nice, only insert "Destiny" in place of Mario Kart, and it becomes dreamier ....
Chilloutandhitthis
Fuck yea
rosieposieollie
Pretty much what me and hubby will be doing to a T
eatmyfudge
Same! Staying with you and your wife.
nagarine
Exactly the same here. Our friends may come and join us but we won't go anywhere. We're loving it!
nyquihol
Me too with some some wine.
WARHAMMER405
I have a can of Farm Hand beer from Brewery Vivant that I plan on drinking. And maybe have some tamales.
AverageHouseCat
DizzyStupid
New Year's Eve = Amateur night
vatskee
Hell yeah, stay home except if you have a driver....
kingharpy
People trying too hard to flex. You could go out any other night. The illusion of time creates unnecessary pressures to please others
DragothMP5
I always heard that, specifically about drunk drivers
PatrikLilja
I accidentally put all my money into savings account. So all I have for new years eve are a gift card for a bar and like seven dollars. 1/2
PatrikLilja
Kinda feel like it's either gonna be worst night out ever or best night out ever. No in between.
WineAndRevelry
I'll be working the ER... And then be Kermitting myself to the couch life.
ForTaxReasons
You're the real mvp feel free to use a large cannula for any drunk drivers that show up
canyouthriveat35
I'll be working er too - but for animals.
WineAndRevelry
I'll swap you, the animals sound like better patients. Even if I know nothing else
canyouthriveat35
Nah, they can be just as bad sometimes. Cat bites are not fun.
WineAndRevelry
Huh,the more you know
canyouthriveat35
At least they don't cuss at or spit on us.