Any odds doesn't matter

Feb 2, 2018 4:20 AM

Work makes you feel good.

God bless

He literally worked his hands to the bone... and then some

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here comes the arm and a leg jokes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why isn't anyone helping? Someone should give him a hand.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I'm feeling overwhelmed at the thought of unloading the dishwasher and using the Swiffer this morning

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This should be titled "I live in a shit country so if I can't work I starve to death"

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"Make America great again!"

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"Disability? What's that?"

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"Oh, you mean not having hands, or a leg. Yea that shit sucks."

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Never skip leg day

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All of em are better than me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jeebus. All these crutches with no padding make me wince

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This is nothing to be celebrated.

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The guy with the black tank-top on was really cute. *-*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would says the odds definitely do matter because all that shit looks way fucking harder when you're missing limbs.

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What did the bus driver say to the man with three ears, no arms and one leg?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'ear, 'ear, 'ear, you look 'armless, 'op on

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but how did he light the cigarette?

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With his pecker

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My first thought as well

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if imgur forced olmusky memes is to be believed he probably used one of the commercially available flamethrowers

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's popular with the ladies for a reason.

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

I immediately had the same question.

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Prolly a match

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

asking the real questions

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If that's surprising to you this is gonna blow your damn mind; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66Pgw_nUlMw

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

exactly what I thought of.

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You really got to hand it to him

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Good way to lose the rest of their limbs

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ah, split rim, now I understand how they all ended up amputees

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That's what happens when all social safety nets are removed. Work or starve. This is the society that many politicians wish for.

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I wil go get you your duvet

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The guy changing the truck tyre is a superman.

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Probably lost his arm with those tires. Fucking dangerous split rims. Its fucking insane they're still being made/used

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This hurts man...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They've got a.leg up on the competition

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

building that all by himself? Not gonna lie, looks like he could use a hand or two.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why it’s so costly to build in America. Safety Laws.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, I don't think the guy with the rake is helping

8 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 3

think he could use a hand? :D

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he is spreading seeds out to dry

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I spread my seed and it dries pretty quickly too...

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I love that

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Amir the builder can he fix it? No seriously

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know people who can't work because they're sad.

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Not everyones bad day is the same.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Do you mean depressed?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I take my hat off to yous ...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 3

She is cute!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Who is she?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The thing I’m most confused about is how does she get her clothes on?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

With help.

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I wonder what the waiting list is like.

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I seriously hate you for this.

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Aww, what a great smile she has.

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If she fell in.. how would she swim?

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Maybe her name is Bob?

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Being a girl she would drown she would have a better chance if she was a buoy

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Come to my pool party bro place is crawling with pussy

8 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 0

Gnight.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Due to a back injury I am currently unable to control my bowels too well. You literally made me shit myself. +1... but I hate you.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Gave me an 8:30am laugh, I'll take it

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I fucking well should not be laughing at this.

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8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you think this is awesome I think something might be wrong with you. This is horrible.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

You don't know the full story.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ikr, why would anyone celebrate people with disabilities having to work in clearly inappropriate and probably painful & debilitating jobs?

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Reminds me of many moons ago, Bush spoke to a woman who had 3 jobs and like, complimented her like it was a good thing. wtf?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Exactly, or that trope of the person who walks 10 miles to work and back and someone buys them a car and gets tonnes of free publicity (1)

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When surely the issue is a structural one, that if someone can't afford transport while working then there's a massive problem?!

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I think we can agree that people are fucktarded and don't think things through. Cthulhu 2020.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

These look like, “work or starve” countries

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So, every country.

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"No liability" countries. They would not these jobs in Canada because their disabilities make them dangerous to their coworkers and employer

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wonder how many had limbs lost doing the work they do now

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Or as the U.S. president would say, “shithole countries”

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Like USA?

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*looks around* shithole countries?

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Even if it's not, he's supposed to sit around and feel sorry for himself? Work gives people a sense of purpose.

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No, they look like "work and starve" countries.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 5

The best kind of countries.

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I dint know there were other types of countries where you do no work and still get to eat. My grandpa used to say "hardwork builds

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"character" and "food that is earned is the best food" but i guess principles like these are outdated in these times of affluence.

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More like, "the type of countries where loosing a limb on the job due to lack of safety procedures".

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The venn diagram of those places is near a circle.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

'losing a limb' but yeah, agree.

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Oh dear, i have English 2nd language, 3rd world problems, but losing a limb aint one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glad to hear! As a second language, you have great execution. The lose/loose error has been increasing amongst native English people...

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So anyway, cool, nevermind!

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What country isnt a work or starve country?

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United states

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Countries with a welfare state model have policies to stop people with serious disabilities, who are unable to work, starving to death.

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Venezuela is a starve or starve country now. Thanks glorious communism

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Dictators, they work out well for nobody, ever, under any circumstance. Why it keeps getting tried I don't know at this point.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Literally 50% of the north of England.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Same amount of upvotes to downvotes, looks like the northerners are online.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lots of western countries besides the US

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In the US they could claim disability from Social Security, or workmen's comp if they were injured on the job.

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Our social safety net isn't the greatest but food stamps will keep you barely sustained. It's not much, but it's something.

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They're slowly strangling the benefits system in the uk so we'll be work or starve soon.

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Yes. US is work and starve. Or died from illness because you couldnt afford a doctor.

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Win the the lottery , finally afford to go to the doctor die from cancer in a month country

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Bullshit, i live in a wetern country and that simply isnt the case, if you dont work theres no way to make money

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Well Wetern countries are different ofc

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It is in Germany. If you put up with the paperwork.

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Someone with 0 hands is garenteed a disability stipend in a lotta places.

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There's a difference between not making money and starving

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Were do you live?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Australia, they basically just give you money if you're long term unemployed. Its a simplification but basically if you go 1/?

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to your appointments, do whatever small bullshit job they ask you to, don't fuck around, you get paid. Hell you only get their 2/?

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I live in norway, if you can prove that you can't get work you basically get a shitty paycheck. People not disabled sweep the streets.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Which part of Norway is that? I never saw anyone sweep the streets here...

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