Feb 2, 2018 4:20 AM
mrssteelssyndicate350
110715
1559
79
God bless
DukeOfAnkhMorpork
He literally worked his hands to the bone... and then some
amdherc00
Here comes the arm and a leg jokes
45ACPete
Why isn't anyone helping? Someone should give him a hand.
Mobouncetotheoz
And I'm feeling overwhelmed at the thought of unloading the dishwasher and using the Swiffer this morning
imabigbadvisioninspace
This should be titled "I live in a shit country so if I can't work I starve to death"
Tornadotaco
"Make America great again!"
VoodooMamaGonza
"Disability? What's that?"
Traja01
"Oh, you mean not having hands, or a leg. Yea that shit sucks."
CodeChimpin
Never skip leg day
gaamon
All of em are better than me
dreadpiratekhan
Jeebus. All these crutches with no padding make me wince
Bethem909
This is nothing to be celebrated.
OpalDeerling
The guy with the black tank-top on was really cute. *-*
I would says the odds definitely do matter because all that shit looks way fucking harder when you're missing limbs.
mareridt
What did the bus driver say to the man with three ears, no arms and one leg?
'ear, 'ear, 'ear, you look 'armless, 'op on
Nipperkin
Yeah but how did he light the cigarette?
tortillaboy
With his pecker
jlw7681
My first thought as well
adaylateandaeuroshort
if imgur forced olmusky memes is to be believed he probably used one of the commercially available flamethrowers
TheDivineUsersub
He's popular with the ladies for a reason.
TheMostSensibleofChuckles
I immediately had the same question.
ShutUpMeh
Prolly a match
raiderdave0109
asking the real questions
registeredtoproveimawesome
If that's surprising to you this is gonna blow your damn mind; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66Pgw_nUlMw
Nineteenletterslong
exactly what I thought of.
JDJersey
You really got to hand it to him
UhhhhhNick
Good way to lose the rest of their limbs
PBcanEaD
ah, split rim, now I understand how they all ended up amputees
CaffeineManic
That's what happens when all social safety nets are removed. Work or starve. This is the society that many politicians wish for.
RayloKen
I wil go get you your duvet
TsubakiTragic
The guy changing the truck tyre is a superman.
jj999124
Probably lost his arm with those tires. Fucking dangerous split rims. Its fucking insane they're still being made/used
AllmyNoodlesGods
This hurts man...
artilus0501
They've got a.leg up on the competition
wonderbug
building that all by himself? Not gonna lie, looks like he could use a hand or two.
thewaspstings
This is why it’s so costly to build in America. Safety Laws.
WelcomeToGoodBurgerHomeOfTheGoodBurgerCanITakeYourOrder
To be fair, I don't think the guy with the rake is helping
GreatBig
think he could use a hand? :D
mikebrofist
he is spreading seeds out to dry
AntTrapHouse
I spread my seed and it dries pretty quickly too...
Jewsfromconcentrate
I love that
WHAAAAAAAAUMOKAY
Amir the builder can he fix it? No seriously
turkletoon
I know people who can't work because they're sad.
AgamemnonsMemes
Not everyones bad day is the same.
gerontophilia
Do you mean depressed?
Psicocowboy
I take my hat off to yous ...
Chawzilla
v
ebadburgers
She is cute!
Teramauno
Who is she?
d3vilsavocado
The thing I’m most confused about is how does she get her clothes on?
With help.
chromed
I wonder what the waiting list is like.
BooseyBad
I seriously hate you for this.
EnterTheMongoose
Aww, what a great smile she has.
robotm00se
If she fell in.. how would she swim?
vixvox
Maybe her name is Bob?
BallzBalun
Being a girl she would drown she would have a better chance if she was a buoy
alfredosausef
Come to my pool party bro place is crawling with pussy
DrChimRichulds
Gnight.
dauntlessds
Due to a back injury I am currently unable to control my bowels too well. You literally made me shit myself. +1... but I hate you.
ImSimplyAChairLeg
Gave me an 8:30am laugh, I'll take it
DiarmuidRyan
I fucking well should not be laughing at this.
Mrgetdown
humaneffigy
If you think this is awesome I think something might be wrong with you. This is horrible.
JosJansen
You don't know the full story.
sunnymangoes
Ikr, why would anyone celebrate people with disabilities having to work in clearly inappropriate and probably painful & debilitating jobs?
Reminds me of many moons ago, Bush spoke to a woman who had 3 jobs and like, complimented her like it was a good thing. wtf?
Exactly, or that trope of the person who walks 10 miles to work and back and someone buys them a car and gets tonnes of free publicity (1)
When surely the issue is a structural one, that if someone can't afford transport while working then there's a massive problem?!
I think we can agree that people are fucktarded and don't think things through. Cthulhu 2020.
eateateatmorebacon
These look like, “work or starve” countries
ghostofahound
So, every country.
AnathemaNoreh
"No liability" countries. They would not these jobs in Canada because their disabilities make them dangerous to their coworkers and employer
Branch68
wonder how many had limbs lost doing the work they do now
stillers2000
Or as the U.S. president would say, “shithole countries”
opentokix
Like USA?
missleadinginiformation
*looks around* shithole countries?
Failingatdomesticity
Even if it's not, he's supposed to sit around and feel sorry for himself? Work gives people a sense of purpose.
SaltyInternetPirate
No, they look like "work and starve" countries.
The best kind of countries.
I dint know there were other types of countries where you do no work and still get to eat. My grandpa used to say "hardwork builds
"character" and "food that is earned is the best food" but i guess principles like these are outdated in these times of affluence.
Henders89
More like, "the type of countries where loosing a limb on the job due to lack of safety procedures".
SomeDetroitGuy
doctorbees
USD1
The venn diagram of those places is near a circle.
SingingandDancingInTheRain
'losing a limb' but yeah, agree.
Oh dear, i have English 2nd language, 3rd world problems, but losing a limb aint one.
Glad to hear! As a second language, you have great execution. The lose/loose error has been increasing amongst native English people...
So anyway, cool, nevermind!
TipperNG
What country isnt a work or starve country?
PollyFoxing
United states
LasciviousHedgehog
Countries with a welfare state model have policies to stop people with serious disabilities, who are unable to work, starving to death.
DailyBullshit
Venezuela is a starve or starve country now. Thanks glorious communism
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
Dictators, they work out well for nobody, ever, under any circumstance. Why it keeps getting tried I don't know at this point.
SlapMySlapper
Literally 50% of the north of England.
Same amount of upvotes to downvotes, looks like the northerners are online.
TheGingestOfMinges
Lots of western countries besides the US
33WhiskeyTX
In the US they could claim disability from Social Security, or workmen's comp if they were injured on the job.
RobertNAdams
Our social safety net isn't the greatest but food stamps will keep you barely sustained. It's not much, but it's something.
SweatyNuN
They're slowly strangling the benefits system in the uk so we'll be work or starve soon.
PRDWRaven
Yes. US is work and starve. Or died from illness because you couldnt afford a doctor.
boblives
Win the the lottery , finally afford to go to the doctor die from cancer in a month country
Bullshit, i live in a wetern country and that simply isnt the case, if you dont work theres no way to make money
TheyCallMeMrFahrenheit
Well Wetern countries are different ofc
ZimGenzko
It is in Germany. If you put up with the paperwork.
HiddenSanity
Someone with 0 hands is garenteed a disability stipend in a lotta places.
rotzverpopelt
There's a difference between not making money and starving
CustardBattery
Were do you live?
In Australia, they basically just give you money if you're long term unemployed. Its a simplification but basically if you go 1/?
to your appointments, do whatever small bullshit job they ask you to, don't fuck around, you get paid. Hell you only get their 2/?
Whatyouregonnawannado
I live in norway, if you can prove that you can't get work you basically get a shitty paycheck. People not disabled sweep the streets.
eroen2
Which part of Norway is that? I never saw anyone sweep the streets here...
DukeOfAnkhMorpork
He literally worked his hands to the bone... and then some
amdherc00
Here comes the arm and a leg jokes
45ACPete
Why isn't anyone helping? Someone should give him a hand.
Mobouncetotheoz
And I'm feeling overwhelmed at the thought of unloading the dishwasher and using the Swiffer this morning
imabigbadvisioninspace
This should be titled "I live in a shit country so if I can't work I starve to death"
Tornadotaco
"Make America great again!"
VoodooMamaGonza
"Disability? What's that?"
Traja01
"Oh, you mean not having hands, or a leg. Yea that shit sucks."
CodeChimpin
Never skip leg day
gaamon
All of em are better than me
dreadpiratekhan
Jeebus. All these crutches with no padding make me wince
Bethem909
This is nothing to be celebrated.
OpalDeerling
The guy with the black tank-top on was really cute. *-*
Traja01
I would says the odds definitely do matter because all that shit looks way fucking harder when you're missing limbs.
mareridt
What did the bus driver say to the man with three ears, no arms and one leg?
mareridt
'ear, 'ear, 'ear, you look 'armless, 'op on
Nipperkin
Yeah but how did he light the cigarette?
tortillaboy
With his pecker
jlw7681
My first thought as well
adaylateandaeuroshort
if imgur forced olmusky memes is to be believed he probably used one of the commercially available flamethrowers
TheDivineUsersub
He's popular with the ladies for a reason.
TheMostSensibleofChuckles
I immediately had the same question.
ShutUpMeh
Prolly a match
raiderdave0109
asking the real questions
registeredtoproveimawesome
If that's surprising to you this is gonna blow your damn mind; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66Pgw_nUlMw
Nineteenletterslong
exactly what I thought of.
JDJersey
You really got to hand it to him
UhhhhhNick
Good way to lose the rest of their limbs
PBcanEaD
ah, split rim, now I understand how they all ended up amputees
CaffeineManic
That's what happens when all social safety nets are removed. Work or starve. This is the society that many politicians wish for.
RayloKen
I wil go get you your duvet
TsubakiTragic
The guy changing the truck tyre is a superman.
jj999124
Probably lost his arm with those tires. Fucking dangerous split rims. Its fucking insane they're still being made/used
AllmyNoodlesGods
This hurts man...
artilus0501
They've got a.leg up on the competition
wonderbug
building that all by himself? Not gonna lie, looks like he could use a hand or two.
thewaspstings
This is why it’s so costly to build in America. Safety Laws.
WelcomeToGoodBurgerHomeOfTheGoodBurgerCanITakeYourOrder
To be fair, I don't think the guy with the rake is helping
GreatBig
think he could use a hand? :D
mikebrofist
he is spreading seeds out to dry
AntTrapHouse
I spread my seed and it dries pretty quickly too...
Jewsfromconcentrate
I love that
WHAAAAAAAAUMOKAY
Amir the builder can he fix it? No seriously
turkletoon
I know people who can't work because they're sad.
AgamemnonsMemes
Not everyones bad day is the same.
gerontophilia
Do you mean depressed?
Psicocowboy
I take my hat off to yous ...
Chawzilla
ebadburgers
She is cute!
Teramauno
Who is she?
d3vilsavocado
The thing I’m most confused about is how does she get her clothes on?
Traja01
With help.
chromed
I wonder what the waiting list is like.
BooseyBad
I seriously hate you for this.
EnterTheMongoose
Aww, what a great smile she has.
robotm00se
If she fell in.. how would she swim?
vixvox
Maybe her name is Bob?
BallzBalun
Being a girl she would drown she would have a better chance if she was a buoy
alfredosausef
BallzBalun
Come to my pool party bro place is crawling with pussy
DrChimRichulds
Gnight.
dauntlessds
Due to a back injury I am currently unable to control my bowels too well. You literally made me shit myself. +1... but I hate you.
ImSimplyAChairLeg
Gave me an 8:30am laugh, I'll take it
DiarmuidRyan
I fucking well should not be laughing at this.
Mrgetdown
tortillaboy
humaneffigy
If you think this is awesome I think something might be wrong with you. This is horrible.
JosJansen
You don't know the full story.
sunnymangoes
Ikr, why would anyone celebrate people with disabilities having to work in clearly inappropriate and probably painful & debilitating jobs?
humaneffigy
Reminds me of many moons ago, Bush spoke to a woman who had 3 jobs and like, complimented her like it was a good thing. wtf?
sunnymangoes
Exactly, or that trope of the person who walks 10 miles to work and back and someone buys them a car and gets tonnes of free publicity (1)
sunnymangoes
When surely the issue is a structural one, that if someone can't afford transport while working then there's a massive problem?!
humaneffigy
I think we can agree that people are fucktarded and don't think things through. Cthulhu 2020.
eateateatmorebacon
These look like, “work or starve” countries
ghostofahound
So, every country.
AnathemaNoreh
"No liability" countries. They would not these jobs in Canada because their disabilities make them dangerous to their coworkers and employer
Branch68
wonder how many had limbs lost doing the work they do now
stillers2000
Or as the U.S. president would say, “shithole countries”
opentokix
Like USA?
missleadinginiformation
*looks around* shithole countries?
Failingatdomesticity
Even if it's not, he's supposed to sit around and feel sorry for himself? Work gives people a sense of purpose.
SaltyInternetPirate
No, they look like "work and starve" countries.
RayloKen
The best kind of countries.
RayloKen
I dint know there were other types of countries where you do no work and still get to eat. My grandpa used to say "hardwork builds
RayloKen
"character" and "food that is earned is the best food" but i guess principles like these are outdated in these times of affluence.
Henders89
More like, "the type of countries where loosing a limb on the job due to lack of safety procedures".
SomeDetroitGuy
doctorbees
USD1
The venn diagram of those places is near a circle.
SingingandDancingInTheRain
'losing a limb' but yeah, agree.
Henders89
Oh dear, i have English 2nd language, 3rd world problems, but losing a limb aint one.
SingingandDancingInTheRain
Glad to hear! As a second language, you have great execution. The lose/loose error has been increasing amongst native English people...
SingingandDancingInTheRain
So anyway, cool, nevermind!
TipperNG
What country isnt a work or starve country?
PollyFoxing
United states
LasciviousHedgehog
Countries with a welfare state model have policies to stop people with serious disabilities, who are unable to work, starving to death.
DailyBullshit
Venezuela is a starve or starve country now. Thanks glorious communism
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
Dictators, they work out well for nobody, ever, under any circumstance. Why it keeps getting tried I don't know at this point.
SlapMySlapper
Literally 50% of the north of England.
SlapMySlapper
Same amount of upvotes to downvotes, looks like the northerners are online.
TheGingestOfMinges
Lots of western countries besides the US
33WhiskeyTX
In the US they could claim disability from Social Security, or workmen's comp if they were injured on the job.
RobertNAdams
Our social safety net isn't the greatest but food stamps will keep you barely sustained. It's not much, but it's something.
SweatyNuN
They're slowly strangling the benefits system in the uk so we'll be work or starve soon.
PRDWRaven
Yes. US is work and starve. Or died from illness because you couldnt afford a doctor.
boblives
Win the the lottery , finally afford to go to the doctor die from cancer in a month country
TipperNG
Bullshit, i live in a wetern country and that simply isnt the case, if you dont work theres no way to make money
TheyCallMeMrFahrenheit
Well Wetern countries are different ofc
ZimGenzko
It is in Germany. If you put up with the paperwork.
HiddenSanity
Someone with 0 hands is garenteed a disability stipend in a lotta places.
rotzverpopelt
There's a difference between not making money and starving
CustardBattery
Were do you live?
AgamemnonsMemes
In Australia, they basically just give you money if you're long term unemployed. Its a simplification but basically if you go 1/?
AgamemnonsMemes
to your appointments, do whatever small bullshit job they ask you to, don't fuck around, you get paid. Hell you only get their 2/?
Whatyouregonnawannado
I live in norway, if you can prove that you can't get work you basically get a shitty paycheck. People not disabled sweep the streets.
eroen2
Which part of Norway is that? I never saw anyone sweep the streets here...