jakesoverhead
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First stage of a rattlesnake snake bite
My right leg went form 19” to 28 in just over 24hours
And now I’m at day 13. I’m Just now able to kinda get around on my own.
tlk5164
clahrmLord
Wait for the bill. It will leave you debilitated again.
beatschubser
YakshaTheYakshini
Gym trainers don't want you know this one simple trick to getting 28" biceps..
FuckNailaAunty
OP, please provide an update post when you get billing info. Wonder if insurance plays a role here or not. Thank ya mucho
ReaLifeSmeagol
For reference: https://twitter.com/10NewsHaggerty/status/621482436887736320/photo/1 And about right. Seen snakebite pet bills.
cwiedow22553
Well congrats on not skipping leg day
bitemark
Gettin real swole
Perfzilla
Do you feel rattled?
xtrachrisp703
Thought I heard a rustling..
jakesoverhead
Lol it was shocking to say the least
TenaciousMe
Some good gains for only 24 hours
Squelchtone
never skip leg snake bite day
ImaWannaEatsomeBacon
Did anything else get bigger? Asking for a friend.
thebiglizard
I am the friend. And would like to know.
jakesoverhead
It sure did lol
AlkeneThiol
So have you started selling rattlesnake venom as a ball enhancement serum?
iamsogladichangedmyusername
So sorry for the bite :( but nice rear end :)
KinkyTheWarrior
Rub some dirt on it and walk it off like a real man. (Glad to hear you're ok though.)
cupcakegrenade
should make a watch band out of that snake skin. or a wallet. would make a great story
jakesoverhead
Oh I plan on making him into my gun sling. And then we are going to bbq him
ilitirit
Props for being strong enough to recover and laugh about it
ReaLifeSmeagol
The snakebite is the easy part. Wait til mother healthcare takes a bite.
z3lfmoord
jakesoverhead
That’s the only way to handle the bad In life
laowllol
what.... no you can still destroy all the rattle snakes.
jakesoverhead
Lol didn’t say I wasn’t going to lay wast to them when I get better
WhiteOwlPrivetDr
hjordaVillain
My best friend was bit by timber rattler, she was allergic to the anti-vinom and almost died, ended up on a vent for 36 hours.
jakesoverhead
Holy crap!! I’m glad mine wasn’t that bad. But, It was still the most pain I’ve ever felt
hjordaVillain
Very glad to see you made it through it. It's awful to see and i can't imagine the pain you went through.
jakesoverhead
Thank you very much!
Janusha
Ah that same shit happened to my brother. Except it wasnt a rattlesnake and he didnt get bit.
weatherthehaarp
Oh shit was it invisible and hoovering silently?
TwelveGuage
Attractive people being attractive even when poisoned.
jinko82
@op have you seen what that venom does to blood? i dont have the gif but it went from liquid to gel.
jakesoverhead
No never seen it. But. I’ve felt it lol
Daywalker27
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CQKLiwQCIs
jakesoverhead
That’s awesome! Thanks for that
MissSassyPanties
Congrats on living through that...and for being gorgeous too! ***smooches***
VInTheSkyWithElephants
That’s some dedication to be able to post a selfie. A very hot selfie.
jakesoverhead
Thank you
baggynou
Hot af. The snake. Well, you too *winks in gay*
osilvers
Same
equityforpunks
Those marker marks... Were they prepping you for amputation?
Ididthisforthelol
It was gonna be his payment.
jakesoverhead
No they where tracking the swelling
jmmoore6535772
Can’t believe the amount of insurance comments.....does no one have medical coverage???
Jballir
right? probably out 1.5-7k for deductible which still sucks, but he'll probably make that back not paying EU level taxes this year
idonttypegoodly
Glad you better but i hear those bills from treatments are insane prices. Hope those arent to bar
theirishninja
Should have died. Would have been way cheaper
Ididthisforthelol
Ain't it like 10k for funeral bills though?
ReaLifeSmeagol
10k is nothing. He's looking at $150-$200k easily.
JohnTheStork
So this is the somple trick to grow my dick by 300% pornhub keeps telling me about. Sweet
JohnTheStork
Sigh, simple
THEfreshestbrew
Holy shit. And you were able to catch the snake that bit u?
jakesoverhead
My Best friend did
MamaKin
Did y'all eat it?
jakesoverhead
Yes bbq his ass
MamaKin
Good!
Davoneous
How much did it cost you in medical bills?
jakesoverhead
355,000,00
HomeSliceCoolBreeze
Arm and a leg.
jakesoverhead
You don’t think they’ll repossess my leg if I can’t afford it? Lol
learntotakejoke
Almost a leg
haybrodlyhey
Splunkd
So glad I read the comments.
elbowdeepinagoose
This is why I come to the comment section
HomeSliceCoolBreeze
Right, cause there’s lots here.
jakesoverhead
Haven’t got any yet. This happened two weeks ago on Wednesday
TheNLK
Be prepared, it can be costly if you are treated with crofab antivenom
XZorbys
I had a dream I got bit by one last night. Really weird
Davoneous
Kudos for getting through it. I was just curious, I saw a post about how much it was to treat a snakebite, and I didn’t believe it.
jakesoverhead
I’ve heard it around 2 grand for one vile of antivenom. And I took 32 viles
z3lfmoord
Davoneous
Jesus. Just take my damn leg instead!
Okuri
I got bit by a baby rattle snake when I was 4 and the anti-venom was about $14k but that was in 2001
LadyWidebottom
UlfhednarSkol
Jesus Christ. America what the fuck.
nero4ty2
Prices are crazy on most things, but anti venom is hate to make etc and requires snakes, or so I have been told by doctors
ThatRandomCanadian
America, land of the fee.
WhatYouMeanItAintReal
Well I’m under the assumption that insurance would cover a large portion of that
fiskr
Something something capitalism
ItsCGI
In Mexico is free the whole treatment.
rudejohn
The treatment will probably be free or close to it here too. The bill is what insurance pays.
popmills
And then you get an infection from the water and die