Jbelkin
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66fKcGdX_mU
Feb 11, 2026 7:35 PM
Jbelkin
16100
518
15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66fKcGdX_mU
n0gal
Not a baby but I was filleted open with a foot long gap down my stomach and the hospital kicked me out the next day, gotta turn those beds like a waiter turns tables. "Just go buy a private nurse for the next 2 months"
Farreg
Only one of those is Pro-life, and shows it by example.
thisuserisafk
Our country is a pile of shit and the millionairs/ billionairs keep eating.
MoonAmericanFloydHeywoodR
BTW, I recognize the voice of Roya! She must be collaborating with Veronica and the gang.
drgonzo67
FR cont.: "Also, here's the date your child will retire on. It's guaranteed for life and they'll have a guaranteed minimum income and health insurance for the rest of their life. If any politician tries to fuck with that, we'll riot in the streets until they quit in disgrace. Enjoy!"
gemhel19
lol $10000 would be a steal! if only!
Midgarmerc
Absolute dogshit subtitles. I hate this trend so much
Totallycasual
I can't stand them, i just scrolled down until they were out of my view and listened lol
bandersnee
At a hospital KS billing called my wife who was on narcotics after a complicated delivery. They wanted her to write a check for more than was in our account, then scurry home and transfer the money to checking BEFORE they submitted the claim to insurance.
I got the phone out of her hands and told that wasn't happening.
StevenFarmer
The sheer barefaced audacity.
bandersnee
Oh. There was a LOT of audacity in that call. But I have a character limit.
MoonAmericanFloydHeywoodR
I remember these charts that the US chamber of commerce used to distribute to libraries all over the country. They compared how many hours a person in the United States has to work - compared to a person in France, Russia, Japan, West Germany, and Sweden - to afford a meal, a TV set, a car, and so forth.
Unsurprisingly, the exceptional USA ranked the best in each of the categories! That’s all these charts dealt with – things, not people.
baldpope
This exact story happened to my wife and I. I was so fucking pissed off. You have no control over which anesthesiologists is present. It's such a fucking train wreck of a system.
canibiteyourbutt
More luigis are needed to solve this problem.
tRumpetaske
I was foced to pay 30$ for every night i stayed in the same two bed hospital room as my wife. Granted it covered 3 meals pr. Day, and wasnt stricly enforced, but still! Almost American conditions...
wdr1977
Children are one of the most costly hobbies.
tempUser7824
Sex, it was a nice little hobby I shared with my wife that seems to have gotten out of hand
hotaru251
a lil snip saves money
ZachariasWolfe
Yeah if you'd kept it in your hand it is often much cheaper
ThinkThisOut
Just had a kid. The out of pocket was $4k, we stayed 3 days in the suite and my wife hasn’t gone back to work in 7 months. This is America.
LordHosk
The funniest part about this is?
When I was in the Army we had two children, my wife stayed in the hospital for 4 days after each one was born, she got breast feeding consultations, a in room diaper changing class (that we didn't need) and we weren't allowed to leave the hospital until a member of staff inspected our carseat and checked that we knew how to uninstall it and reinstall it.
The women who served with me who had babies, got 10 weeks leave minimum. The US knows whats right.
RainbowRat
I mean, Europeans pay a lot of health insurance. I pay ~400€ a month and that is little. So while the vid is great and all and there's bonuses it's not like it's for free.
UsertubeBandwagon
A lot of these aspects are different state to state, here in Connecticut we have family leave for men and women. oh our health system definitely sucks, but some systems are better than others.
kurvarVillain
These subtitles are shit
yopick
‘Land of the free’
Not free healthcare tho.
RenaissanceFaireMan
So can a woman fly to France, have the baby and save money?
unfortunatelynotdeadyet
Bullshit. Why was the French nurse speaking English, why was she giving her a check in US$. And why was the American lady not shot immediately for no payment of bills?
JimiFloyd2
Story is true. We europeans know how it goes. Language spoken here is english so that you dumb americans know how much you are dumb. We should start a revolution, but you must start two or three at least.
choppedliveraldente
Yes comrade. Americans stupid dumb will victory win for our winning number.
Frenchgeek
Well, seeing as how Trump was elected more than zero times, we had to make sure you could understand at least some of it.
yopick
I thought the mother language of the US is now spanish if you consider how hyper paranoid all the GOP got over the half time show.
danishjuggler21
Also where's the ICE agent demanding to see the baby's birth certificate, and then being unable to read it when presented with it, and proceeding to ship both the baby and the mother to separate out-of-state prisons where they'll both die of preventable diseases due to exposure to unvaccinated populations?
LordHosk
Because if she was shot for non-payment of bills... she cant push out more babies. You can push out more babies in prison while sewing underwear for Victoria secret or growing/processing food to sell at whole foods.
toolazytoname
Also 8 weeks is laughably short MAT leave for an EU country.
Blunderwriter
8 weeks. That’s feckin weak. 12 months here. 18 if you split your unemployment payments I think (too old to have kids or know the rules). We missed out our last kid was 6 months. The next year it was 12. Lucky next mothers!!
Swk62
What a shithole country [genuinely surprised "country" didn't autocomplete]
Kyzyl
So if a country wants to encourage the next generation, there are very real and straightforward policies that they could enact.
But it seems to me like the billionaire class would rather have people in constant debt, who are desperate to work. Without employment they can't pay for healthcare, childcare, or an overpriced mortgage on the shoddy house made entirely out of cardboard and plastic.
freshthrowaway1138
It's interesting to note that just about every country that offers all sorts of maternity and paternity support have fertility rates below replacement. Desperation causes humans to reproduce like crazy as a survival mechanism. Also, desperation increases religiosity to increase, so churches will always support destroying universal safety nets if they want to keep their pews full. So it's not just the billionaires, it is every conservative in the world is your enemy.
drrak
This is unthinkable. The US is so backward it's embarrassing.
zhgghhghnbhh
Point is that Americans pay MORE than European
DancingSwine
We could do that to so many US things you see has normal, textbooks, predatory loans for teenagers, for profit private prison system, school lunches, credit score, unregulated housing market, retirement, loosely regulated chemicals in your food, every single one of those options would put Paris under a 6 months siege
DancingSwine
as* merde
junkgoof
France is just an example. 30 odd other countries do as well or better than France and none do anything the way the US does.
Gradas
We got fix number of aproxx 17k Dollars that you can divade up to 3 years plus first half year the employer pays 80% salary.
CarlBassett
The UK is top here but you get 90% pay for the first six weeks then £190 per week or 90% of your weekly earning for the next 33 weeks. France gives you 90% for 16 weeks then it stops.
Frankasti
Canada here. Only 8 weeks of maternity leave??
TheEternalLordofDarkness2
Denmark here: Only 8 weeks of maternal leave?!
hotaru251
iirc some countries also have paternal leave for father to stay home and help with the child
LazyLoes
In the Netherlands our other half gets a paid week off, then an additional 5 weeks with 70% pay and a total of 26 weeks unpaid. All are rights and you get to spend those weeks/hours pretty much how you’d like
AManWithoutNoName
This is why the French don't have the money to pay for tax cuts for their millionaires.
Mohareb
Man i feel bad about living in europe that apperently is falling apart according to the great and smoothly running USA
TZO2k15
Fuck do I despise the wealthiest third world nation on earth!
Fuck the USA, it's directly due to the confederate faction running the nation!
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
Please adopt me.
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
Did you know our freedom of speech is gone? Vance and Trump said so, so it must be true. If only we were in the US where Spanish singing dudes aren't seen as a problem by anyone.
TheAmazingBlahaj
Couch boy equates Nazi propaganda with free speech for some reason. He's such a weirdo.
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
My entire country runs solely on sharia law, now, my doctor doesn't exist, and trans immigrants stole my job.
If only I lived in wonderful, comfortable USA.
Motherfucking /s
MoonAmericanFloydHeywoodR
My doctor is a Muslim immigrant to the U.S.
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
Last GP I saw was an African Muslim immigrant, and he was one of the best doctors I've spoken to in years.
KerryCoder
I'm a trans immigrant. I left a $140,000 USD/yr job in the U.S. to work for €15/hr as a secretary for a maximum of 20 hours a week, just to escape the U.S.
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
Can't blame you, honestly. There's no way any of us are ever setting foot in that fucking country.
Congratulations on your escape!