Bitch please

Sep 23, 2017 6:13 PM

slyvic

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Source: http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/modern-video-games-are-giving-kids-unrealistic-sta-6638

Well yeah because children are weak little shits.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ivan no

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But you see Ivan, if the more rifle you carry, more scared enemy will have.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hyperspace Arsenal

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ivan!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You see ivan, enemy can not of have weapons if you carry all of weapons

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Git gud scrubs smh.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No armory, go see Ivan, he hook you up.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You see Ivan, if you carry extra guns, you no reload, just drop gun grab next.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

reeeeealy glad i saw this

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finally an article about video games vs the real world that makes sense

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You see Ivan, when you carry many gun you never need reload again

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hold on I have to crop his face

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:31 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

It looks like a gmod video

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 is Ivan Ivanov Ivaneski

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The loss of his comrades began to weigh heavily on Ivan...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

insert dark souls inventory

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Praise the Sun

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a video game, they are carrying woman bags. You can't find anything in there and if you do find it, it might be 3 months later.

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

There are several women in there, can you blame them?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well excuuuuse you princess.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Says the women who has never played an RPG in her life.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was an onion article

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And joel can only carry 1 brick

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there a way to get this many weapon spots in BotW?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Soviet Russia, you carry tank

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Borderlands in a nutshell.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Millenials are Ruining Encumbrance

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

*Killing

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah shit, you're right

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You see Ivan, when carry every gun, can use any ammo found on battlefield.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But, holding master sword, selecting royal broadsword, no savage lionel blade anywhere!

8 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 0

actually it shows what you have equipped, and you can see that the master sword is equipped. the lynel sword is weird tho

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're right, I was more focused on the lionel sword tho

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What I'm curious about is that bitchin' blue twisty blade underneath the Master Sword. Haven't seen it in two plays through.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its the fierce deity sword, its from the fierce deity amiibo

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

but those are guns not swords

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 4

Which are heavier I think. At least if loaded

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah not to mention all the ammo you need to carry, also a lot of them probably don't use the same ammo type

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same concept. Just replace the guns with swords.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

You lost me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why not both? https://imgur.com/dzfgj4c

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope it's not a photoshop. I hope she did blog about that. I hope.

8 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 6

It is Photoshop because that is not the Savage Lynel sword.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its Clickhole, an offshoot of The Onion. There's a few popular videogame satire news sites though like PointAndClickbait.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

(If you didn't read this in Morgan Freeman's voice from The Shawshank Redemption's conclusion, you've let yourself down.)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's not a Photoshop, but it's not serious either.

8 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

Well... yeah. It'd be a pretty clear satire either way. I just hoped someone took the time to blog it rather than a quick photo edit.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As you should have, Andy. As you should have.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Clickhole...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you don't need Photoshop. inspect element lets you change any text seen on screen. you can even change photos but idk how to do that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't need photohop because GIMP is free, too. I get there are multiple solutions to fake screenshots. "Photoshop" gets the gist across.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the onion, its not serious

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But is it serious though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some people would tell you we’re in a golden age of video gaming. Between incredible advances in graphics, a booming indie scene,

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Trump would be proud of this text-wall, so if you want to commit the pilgrimage, be ready!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and virtual reality just over the horizon, I am almost inclined to believe them. But while video games might be improving,

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

nobody seems to be paying attention to what lessons the most impressionable gamers are learning from them.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Like it or not, modern video games are giving kids totally unrealistic standards for how many swords they can carry at one time.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I make it my business as a mother to pay attention to the media my kids consume, and I don’t like what I’ve been seeing.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Shes not wrong. In gta v i get to carry 9999 rounds, but we go to the shooting range and 600 is my max.

8 years ago | Likes 528 Dislikes 1

Dude marching with 300 rounds and a day pack is murder after a couple hours.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In the MW2 No Russian mission, you carry an LMG with 1000 rounds total and an assault rifle with 630 rounds total.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

If you carry two of the same weapon (different attachments) I believe you can have up to 1260 or something.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Damn. How does Allen carry all that?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You have to do the quest that gets you the bag upgrade

8 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 1

Gotta kill 3 white Siberian tigers with your knife

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Have you never played telltale walking dead. Lee must still be carrying around that plank in his back pocket

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Loved TWDG, but fucking hell guys... carry a fucking backpack on your backs...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

On RuneScape you can hold 28 unique items, including 2 billion gold coins. Then you can note others and hold 2 bill of them too...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Note is cheating, it's an IOU

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fine. Here's all the stackable items, and most of which can be in stacks of 2.147 billion: http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Stackable_items

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So you can have 2^31 items in one slot....absurd

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0