slyvic
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Source: http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/modern-video-games-are-giving-kids-unrealistic-sta-6638
Sep 23, 2017 6:13 PM
slyvic
167635
3571
71
Source: http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/modern-video-games-are-giving-kids-unrealistic-sta-6638
SonOfOden
Well yeah because children are weak little shits.
universe8228888
Ivan no
TheMessiahHimselfWaluigi
But you see Ivan, if the more rifle you carry, more scared enemy will have.
TungstenOrbital
Hyperspace Arsenal
Shybastard
ivan!
GuyDude
You see ivan, enemy can not of have weapons if you carry all of weapons
SomeCrazyNerd
Git gud scrubs smh.
Cr1spyEvergr33n
No armory, go see Ivan, he hook you up.
RealFuckinNito
You see Ivan, if you carry extra guns, you no reload, just drop gun grab next.
neophlyte
reeeeealy glad i saw this
biglongandgirthyusername
Finally an article about video games vs the real world that makes sense
IjustChangedMyNameToProveAPoint
You see Ivan, when you carry many gun you never need reload again
ISenseAChallenger
Hold on I have to crop his face
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Shrike99
It looks like a gmod video
Cheomesh
#2 is Ivan Ivanov Ivaneski
Munchman347
The loss of his comrades began to weigh heavily on Ivan...
GTalmighty
insert dark souls inventory
LeeroyTheBird
Praise the Sun
darkarely
It's a video game, they are carrying woman bags. You can't find anything in there and if you do find it, it might be 3 months later.
LargeHoman
There are several women in there, can you blame them?
artisamazing
Well excuuuuse you princess.
MightyIink
Says the women who has never played an RPG in her life.
ThatTransformersDude
It was an onion article
Splittmark
And joel can only carry 1 brick
TimTamSlam128
Is there a way to get this many weapon spots in BotW?
SexualConsent
In Soviet Russia, you carry tank
ChrisMcDude
Borderlands in a nutshell.
asmasm
Millenials are Ruining Encumbrance
Imalwaysready
*Killing
asmasm
Ah shit, you're right
ANightAtTheCocksbury
You see Ivan, when carry every gun, can use any ammo found on battlefield.
OverLordAtlas
But, holding master sword, selecting royal broadsword, no savage lionel blade anywhere!
PuddingIsAmazing
actually it shows what you have equipped, and you can see that the master sword is equipped. the lynel sword is weird tho
OverLordAtlas
You're right, I was more focused on the lionel sword tho
39er
What I'm curious about is that bitchin' blue twisty blade underneath the Master Sword. Haven't seen it in two plays through.
OverLordAtlas
Its the fierce deity sword, its from the fierce deity amiibo
EmoBacon
but those are guns not swords
Sirsir94
Which are heavier I think. At least if loaded
ThisIsGiraffe
Yeah not to mention all the ammo you need to carry, also a lot of them probably don't use the same ammo type
slyvic
Same concept. Just replace the guns with swords.
ProfoundlyDanK
You lost me
MrChapwhit
why not both? https://imgur.com/dzfgj4c
HeyOP
I hope it's not a photoshop. I hope she did blog about that. I hope.
Notracistjustbald
It is Photoshop because that is not the Savage Lynel sword.
IllCaesar
Its Clickhole, an offshoot of The Onion. There's a few popular videogame satire news sites though like PointAndClickbait.
HeyOP
(If you didn't read this in Morgan Freeman's voice from The Shawshank Redemption's conclusion, you've let yourself down.)
PeanutBetter69
It's not a Photoshop, but it's not serious either.
HeyOP
Well... yeah. It'd be a pretty clear satire either way. I just hoped someone took the time to blog it rather than a quick photo edit.
gernjer
I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice.
HeyOP
As you should have, Andy. As you should have.
PonyMadness
It's Clickhole...
HeyOP
...
slyvic
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/modern-video-games-are-giving-kids-unrealistic-sta-6638
HeyOP
I like her.
VoxOfVoice
you don't need Photoshop. inspect element lets you change any text seen on screen. you can even change photos but idk how to do that.
HeyOP
You don't need photohop because GIMP is free, too. I get there are multiple solutions to fake screenshots. "Photoshop" gets the gist across.
Iamblaine
It's the onion, its not serious
HeyOP
But is it serious though.
slyvic
Some people would tell you we’re in a golden age of video gaming. Between incredible advances in graphics, a booming indie scene,
BogdanGherghe
Trump would be proud of this text-wall, so if you want to commit the pilgrimage, be ready!
slyvic
and virtual reality just over the horizon, I am almost inclined to believe them. But while video games might be improving,
slyvic
nobody seems to be paying attention to what lessons the most impressionable gamers are learning from them.
slyvic
Like it or not, modern video games are giving kids totally unrealistic standards for how many swords they can carry at one time.
slyvic
I make it my business as a mother to pay attention to the media my kids consume, and I don’t like what I’ve been seeing.
TAKEITEASYIMJUSTKIDDING
Shes not wrong. In gta v i get to carry 9999 rounds, but we go to the shooting range and 600 is my max.
s0cietya5under
Dude marching with 300 rounds and a day pack is murder after a couple hours.
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
In the MW2 No Russian mission, you carry an LMG with 1000 rounds total and an assault rifle with 630 rounds total.
Burkeybumkins
If you carry two of the same weapon (different attachments) I believe you can have up to 1260 or something.
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
Damn. How does Allen carry all that?
Nahxela
You have to do the quest that gets you the bag upgrade
Jusmar
Gotta kill 3 white Siberian tigers with your knife
michonnedisapproves
Have you never played telltale walking dead. Lee must still be carrying around that plank in his back pocket
DongSayaDae
Loved TWDG, but fucking hell guys... carry a fucking backpack on your backs...
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
On RuneScape you can hold 28 unique items, including 2 billion gold coins. Then you can note others and hold 2 bill of them too...
IAmTheBadW01f
Note is cheating, it's an IOU
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
Fine. Here's all the stackable items, and most of which can be in stacks of 2.147 billion: http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Stackable_items
IAmTheBadW01f
So you can have 2^31 items in one slot....absurd