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Sep 3, 2017 2:44 PM
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iAlwaysUpvoteMN
Staged
AdventuringSorcerer
Cheomesh
That guy dodged *closer* to danger. He was safe where he was standing.
howagaarnfromstrala
Dog passed the wisdom check.
rylecx
dog didnt want to go outside in the first place. Thats why he had to carry it out
pronoun
Do you think that would've impaled him?
MadStach
Probably just stomped him to the ground, possibly broken ribs, would really depend how it hit him.
herkalurk
He passed the check.
conor11699
Is that an MTG spindown instead of a real d20? Preposterous!!
JakunJa
https://gbhbl.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/tumblr_mmnh91qhpe1rxam8fo6_250.gif?resize=245%2C155
BecauseCanadian
Who is that sexy umbrella man?
ImpressiveVeryNice
this is better than that btg comic IMO
AssassinAj
williamvanauger
jesus, talk about falling dick first into success
HughLaurie
Someone nearby must've cast magic missile, even though there was nothing to attack.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Well they hit the darkness. That's why you can see things here.
buddyfriendguy
Need some new shoes of traction
DrSuperMan
Call me crazy, but that thing had the trajectory of a headshot but last minute changed it's aim.
DrSuperMan
Last split of a second*
Aerolus
to be fair, it wouldnt have hit him if he sat perfectly still... might have glanced the umbrella but thats the worst of it
magila
Still covered in shit.
grumplestiltzkin
its super obvious when these are made by someone who has never actually played dnd
coolranchchips
I know its been 6 years but, shut up
grumplestiltzkin
lmao no
StayClassyPonyBoy
Dude just about became a human shish kebab
Cheomesh
He dodged closer to danger D:
MoonbuttTheGreat
Dude just about became Wash.
ilikesmallboobiessincenooneelsedoes
Dude looks like a lady.
StubbornGoat
yeayeahyea
Not cool.
somethingsomethingmcbob
Too soon! It will always be too soon
Frodomann1
Obligatory: how do reavers clean their spears? They run them through the Wash.
RapeTrainInbound
That's not how this works. Dodge is a check, not an action. And who the fuck has 0 dex save?
Deffentlynotagnome
Yo
Icouri
Plenty of low level scrubs have a dex mod of 0. And my party regularly asks to "roll to dodge". It's still a reflex save.
TobySomething
It's a meme yo
FloresDelCaribe
GHOST101010101
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
1st in 3 and 3.5 dodge is a defensive action. Reflex save would be the roll. 2nd meme says reaction aka save aka check
madmongoose18
It's a meme, it's pathfinder, about 3 classes will have a 0 dex save.
Raithul
The character sheet is clearly a Rogue, it has Weapon Finesse and Sneak Attack dice. He's also taken dodge, which is Dex 13 prereq.
Raithul
Galvanax
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Galvanax
Jk
manslut
My Minotaur Fighter has 0 Dex Save. #5e
RapeTrainInbound
>5e
onlyhalfghost
A level 1 fort or will focus class with a Dexterity of 10 or 11.
RapeTrainInbound
Again, who the fuck starts at <12 dex? The wizard? Is he stupid? Bad wizard, then.
ForgotMyOtherAcct
..anyone in heavy armor?
onlyhalfghost
Someone who rolled bad stats and needed them in the other five, probably a heavy armor Paladin. The question there is who plays a Paladin?
MoonPotadoh
Or a heavy roleplayer who tailors their stats to the character they want to create rather than the best build.
RapeTrainInbound
Lol no
coolranchchips
Max dex bonus is a bitch.
RapeTrainInbound
Max dex never drops below 1. Dex <12 is retarded. Always.
coolranchchips
well, you could take dex 10 or 11 as a early level plate wearer if you get shit rolls. Also, thats wrong. Splint Mail? Half Plate?
coolranchchips
Bump it on level up when you get the nonsensical boost back to +1 with full plate. also, plenty of homebrew/pathfinder pieces have 0 max.
Bassnecker
In the distance, you see a gazebo
ialwaysupvoteShibe
You must face the gazebo alone.
tftd
I want to seduce the gazebo.
jermbly
How far away is the gazebo? I use dash to attack the gazebo!
ReverseTrapTsukasa
First roll a perception check. You need to be sure it's a gazebo. You may be stuck with a mimic's drops otherwise.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Ididntunderstoodthatreference.pdf
munamunadododododo
Old dnd story where a party wouldnt stop trying to treat a gazebo as a creature. DM got fed up and made it a creature that killed them.
ActionJohnnie
I dance a seductive dance for the gazebo
MrPo0pyButthole
My retarded ex used to pronounce gazebo as "gaze-beau". Red flag no. 16492
BeatenBearface
That's probably a Strongbad email reference, which would be a green flag as far as I'm concerned.
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
But that was a +3 arrow!
italkcrazytalk
I want to attack the gazebo
dormantmutant
What? You can't att...
dormantmutant
I WANT TO ATTACK THE GAZEBO
HighImpactSexualViolence
Bad idea, repeat BAD IDEA
italkcrazytalk
I'm sure it's just a regular gazebo, either way. I want to attack the damn gazebo!
ReverseTrapTsukasa
First roll a perception check. You need to be sure it's a gazebo. You may be stuck with a mimic's drops otherwise.
italkcrazytalk
*rolls perception*
ReverseTrapTsukasa
1/
You approach the gazebo. You smell the air. you listen to the wood creaking in the rain. You throw pebbles
ReverseTrapTsukasa
trying for a reaction proving it to be a mimic. You do everything in your power to check. You remain unsure as you stand 4 meters away.
SickOfThisCessPool
I want to seduce the gazebo
ReverseTrapTsukasa
ReverseTrapTsukasa
it over the gazebo. Wind passes through the arches under the roof making a gentle whisper, "Come inside." You do.
icollectpogs
I roll to make an eggcellent torch
ReverseTrapTsukasa
1/2
Squatting over a stick outside the Gazebo you lay an egg. In doing this it cracks over the stick