Booty Call

Oct 28, 2015 11:54 PM

TenderFragrantGrass

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+1 for that beautiful gif loop

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a man stranded on a roof will do for butt stuff.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

anyone else notice the perfect loop?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't knock it until you've tried it enough times for it to stop hurting and start being fun, OP.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't get this, have you guys even tried anal? It's not that great

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how come you are still using ios 1.0?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Twilight Princess Zelda, is that you?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

try it out op.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"IT LOOPS ON REVERSE ASWELL" oh no fucking shit m8

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should be willing to try anything.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

That reverse almost made my drunk ass throw up

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

cheers

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always Peg on the first date

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

@Ipegonthefirstdate, I summon thee!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else get that thing where your balls feel lime they're trying to retract into your body when you see something scary or painful??

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Why run away? Sounds like a good time

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wimp

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any straight guy who wants to try anal needs to be pegged first - see if they are so gung hole after that.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems legit.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it's @kylecorn she might get somewhere

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

When this guy gets older he's going to hate these roof jumping life decisions. Goodbye knees

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm still intrigued.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I see no problem with this.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

☐ PEGGED ☑ NOT PEGGED

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Refer to that first .gif and that remains as my level of excitement.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mmm that loop.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

A really satysfying one too :D

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@ipegonthefirstdate

10 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 4

i still wanna go on a date

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She still around? Haven't seen anything from her in awhile...

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

but ive allways wanted to get pegged...

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

Bored Nerd Pegging.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just bend over, we'll be done in 5mins

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if you're in houston sure

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you expect me to take a half-dozen inches, I expect you to do the same.

10 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 8

Nooooooouuuuuoooo

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This needs to be top comment. Perfection.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that a bakers dozen...? I feel like that's important to clarify here.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

If it's half, wouldn't that only make a difference between 6 and 6.5 inches?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Half dozen? You expect too much of me.

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

How about we share 12 inches.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

One of them fancy double-sided dildos? Sounds funky

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Exactly. Double the fun.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll get the lube.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That should be the compromise. Butt penetrating for everyone

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Feminism as applied to buttsekks. Everyone gets penetrated equally!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as someone with chronical rectal thromboses - sorry but nope. I'd like to but not with that condition I won't.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

That's a perfectly reasonable answer. You are excused from the pegging.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So that's how you give a man super human strength. Threaten to cornhole him.

10 years ago | Likes 364 Dislikes 3

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

@ipegonthefirstdate

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Don't threaten me with a good time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like running naked through a corn field, backwards

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only the ones who don't know how good it feels. ;-)

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

That's pure preference mate.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My father once said doing anal was like eating spicy: "Some can take it so well you'd be amazed, others try and cry for days to come."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Peg*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shut up, Peg.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a bisexual male I don't mind having things in my backdoor.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

Yup, no super human strength, just weak knees and a little drool.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a straight male. EXIT FUCKING ONLY

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

Have you ever been pegged before? If not, don't knock it until you try it. Besides, it's nice to fart without others around you hearing it.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

*cough*prostatestimulation*cough*

10 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 4

Gesundheit

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Am I the only guy that this does nothing for me?

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

yes. its connected to your dick, hitting the same spots in your brain. Should feel good if done correctly.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shove it further up your butt, maybe?

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I tried!

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

do you know where it is?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do I ever. It just... didn't do it for me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do more kegels?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0