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My "on this day" Facebook app reminded me that on February 25, 2011, I found a trash bag full of pikachus for $15 at a Salvation Army. I had created an entire album back then, but I later thought it was embarrassing and made it private. But years later, I've rediscovered this treasure and thought I'd share it.
My size 7 chucks for scale.
The infantry.
The first taste of freedom.
Little known fact: pikachus actually grow on trees.
Bic boi
They grow up so fast.
Rebellious youth.
She's disappointing her family.
So pure.
Cat tax
gingerbrdman
Some people have all the luck. I know a janitor with some squirrels you should meet.
LurlineLumpkin
Now what? Are you going to give them away? Going to have a carnival game in your front yard?
supermonke
I pray for days like that to happen in my life.
Fargus57
Seen this movie. Full of heroin, drug lords come to reclaim them. Steven Seagal saves you but the town is destroyed.
LlamaLingo
What did you do with them all?
TwoBitFortuneTeller
Unarmed Pikachus (Light Infantry)
somewhatvaguelywitty
Not gonna lie. So jealous.
lordbella
That would be me today
Pphunk77
Nice transition into cat tax. It's as though the cat was dreaming of being pikachu the whole time.
revoltingturtle
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createusernameexe
????In to the Motherland the pika army Match????
Alighierian
https://youtu.be/D0WnZyxp_Wo
nitemayr
Not for nothing, but I would have wandered around giving them away to kids. It'd make their day.
LocustStar
The sad byproducts of pokemon breeding
p5surf
Open each one up. Insert an unopened can of tomato sauce. Place each Pikachu downrange. Ready left. Ready Right. Ready firing line.
fezfolife
I'm not convinced those aren't full of drugs.
Lulabel73
That or used medical bandages.
slapmyplow
Time to take over the world.
icedmcfurry
If pickachu grow on trees then are they edible?
Dicka001
PoppaBigBear
In my head all I can hear is, "pika pika pikachu" as the madness slowly sinks in.
BadWolf86
+1 for green chucks!!!
badgergadget
Oh my gosh oh my gosh you're so lucky
whitewingdevil
Surprised more folk haven't recognised that this is Australia.
Copdecella
THEY are your Salvation Army
DogMeatsChewToy
Dissappointed there weren't any dittos hiding in there somewhere, but still +1 on the awesome find!
YourKillinMeSmalls
How is this not on fp?
kukupuff
Seriously. THIS.IS.AWESOME
Godzillaaa
So your gonna give em guns and take over the gyms the old fashion way right?
Moghul
You're *
Drakhma
Yor
TheRealFireFrenzy
why the fuck would they need guns they can shoot lightning out of their cheeks
Godzillaaa
Take gun, put in lightning, Boom. Electric guns.
TheRealFireFrenzy
"the only way it could be cooler is if it had tits and was on fire" - Benjamin Yahtzee Godzilla Croshaw
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Their, they're know, there tipeoh wernt fat pour
Moghul
Stop, you're giving me a stroke
DATMMrk12
You're giving me one!
Moghul
Stop, you're giving me a stroke
DATMMrk12
You're giving me one!
Moghul
Stop, you're giving me a stroke
DATMMrk12
You're giving me one!
Moghul
Stop, you're giving me a stroke!
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Stahp: your making aye eh strocked
Moghul
Stop, you're giving me a stroke
DATMMrk12
You're giving me one!
Moghul
Stop, you're giving me a stroke
DATMMrk12
You're giving me one!
Moghul
Ah, shit. sorry about the repeat replies, the server must've had a stroke.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
There is a bug effecting some users causing multi replies. I'm on of the users who gets them
Moghul
Stop, you're giving me a stroke
DATMMrk12
You're giving me one!