In honor of the summer sale...

May 29, 2017 3:29 AM

nivekrolyat

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I started pulling a bunch of doubles at work in preparation.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Go from to this

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Opens Steam* Hey wait, lying mother fucker.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Both of those are too big. I'm a fan of the small card holders.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I... shit, you're right

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

has the summer sale started?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sold off my computer. I'm free from this. *looks at ps+ sales* fuck.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hehehe, oh that would be funny if I had any money... Oh wait, paycheck's coming soon. Thank you for reminding me about the sales!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or just torrent your games and keep a fat wallet

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Shame it is generic crap now. No flash sales or games. Just boring generic brick and mortar like crap.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is the steam summer sale already going

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Humble bundle has a nice sale going ends today though I think

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It will more than likely be towards the end of June, going into July.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No, I just checked. I thought it had started from the post >:-/

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I checked too.. But Fallout 4 is only $20!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I miss the daily sales the occurred during the summer sales.

8 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 1

They technically still have them. The games now have their flash sale price the whole sale, not just for a short time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The flash sales? They removed those because people were refunding them the day after for the original full price after the sale.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 14

Fairly certain steam anticipated that refund abuse would happen so they changed the sale rules just before the next sale happened.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We cant have nice things man

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The removed them before 2015 Autumn sale, just after fully introducing the refunds. People were asking for refunds on the earlier sale 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

because the game they bought the day before was the next days daily deal, and they wanted to get it at the lesser price.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Just simple math... if you have 50 dollars, and your wife has 15 dollars, your wife has 65 dollars

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Soooo I have $65 to buy Steam games?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man you don't know math for shit, she has a credit card, thus he is now in debt for a few grand.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Steam summer sale is next month. Next month is in a few days.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Summer sale is coming up

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Thank you for explaining the joke to the people who couldn't read the title

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"are you ready for a miracle?!"

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ready as I can be!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or just use G2A.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Nah, I prefer things like being able to look at myself in a mirror and to sleep soundly at night.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I struggle with a thick wallet, not because of cash, but because of cards. I always think to take some out, but then I need one I took out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 CC, licence & a securecard for work (or student card). What else uneed? Discount cards? keep that crap in ur car& pull out when at shops.>

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 years at least

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not to shit on Steam or anything, but isn't it peculiar? Valve has managed to create a situation where we're happy to spend money on games.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like Black Friday, but 4x a year and by large, we spend the money on games we don't play anyway.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Valve saw the opportunity for games to become a status symbol, thus creating trading cards and achievements + tracking of time spent playing

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But remember valve aint your friend! https://www.polygon.com/2017/5/16/15622366/valve-gabe-newell-sales-origin-destructive

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

In fairness, neither are polygon.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

can you make a tldr?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

valve is company. company are not people. company is not friend. company want your money

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes, but some companies (like valve) care about the consumers, they know if they cared about them they will get their money

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Changing wallets is traumatizing. I'd say my average wallet lasts about 5 years. Maybe more. Am I alone?

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

I think I've had my wallet for 20 years. It's a Buxton. It wasn't terribly expensive either.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wallet is probably 13 years old now and on it's last leg. I don't know how I will get used to another one.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Move onto cardholders, it's liberating. Keep minimal credit cards, one ID and a small amount of cash. Mines is Hugo Boss, on sale for £35!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally bought a new one today after about ten years of the old. I immediately had separation anxiety.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm in my 40s and I've had 3 wallets in my life. I only replaced one I had for 15 years when my wife made me. I still have it in a drawer..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years here

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine has lasted over 20 years now. The trick to longevity is never having cash to put in it or cash to pull out of it.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

10 years strong

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No I sat on my last one for about six years or so.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I've had my current one, which needs replacing, since 2014. My wife stole it for me from a Halloween city

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's only 3 years mate. My dad's had the same wallet since he was 17. He's 41 now.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are buying low-quality wallets. I bought myself a new one for my birthday last year. The old one was still in fine shape after 11 years.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

My wallet cost me £3.50 from Asda 16 years ago and it's still going fine.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I got mine as a gift at the end of elementary school. Still in fine shape 13 or so years later.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The one I have now is really nice. Is holding up like new after 4 years. What do you have? Any recommendations?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not op, but I bought an Allet ultra slim nylon 4 years ago, and it's almost like new. 6 cards and any bills and it's still thinner than (1/2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

any other wallet I've had. They have nylon and leather options, I would go leather just because there is some minor fraying on the (2/3)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bottom outside corner after years of heavy use. Links:

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Easy! Find a wife and two children... Go to the store!

8 years ago | Likes 201 Dislikes 1

Easy?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bonus points if it's your wife and 2 children.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, I got the wife, and two daughters on the way. I'm all set!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had three in diapers at once. Shit's no joke.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Having tried both your method and OP's, I can say with certainty that your way is less easy.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or just a girlfriend, really.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's true. Once I opened my steam account my husbands wallet shrunk.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just a wife does it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Find"

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Miss, would you and your 2 kids like to accompany me to the mall today? "But they're not my kids" Please, right this way...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Acquire.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"children"

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

" "

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Store

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

"Wife"

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Jun 13, 2017 3:08 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Um.... That didn't sound good, call your bank or collection agency and ask them how to get out of debt

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't pay off debt by accruing yet more debt.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

You'll never get a job at the US Treasury with that attitude!

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Sure you do. Pay off Debt A, obtain Debt B, pay off Debt B, obtain Debt C, etc.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's a great way to ruin your credit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On the contrary, if you do those steps in exactly the order listed, it's a great way to build good credit

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't tell me how to live my life!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0