When you're so incompetent that you cause a brutal famine among your country so you're named as the goodwill ambassador

Oct 21, 2017 4:18 AM

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I have long time (white) family friends who fled 20 years ago... it has only gotten worse since then. Their stories are insane to listen to.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

WHAT THE FUCK ????

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is nothing. It is a title. The Global Fund to Fight AIDS gave him $7.3 million which dissapeared.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Zimbabwe's been going down hill since Mugabe ala 1980s came to power. Their money was once back by sterling pound and had serious value.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

If you kill your population they definitely won't get ill.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't be racist. It's the whites' fault for not growing anymore food...

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This is one reason the UN is an utter joke and needs to be disbanded

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The citizens said they can't even steal anymore, because there is nothing left to steal. They had to hunt for rats.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The U.N. recieves 22% of its funding from US taxpayers. WHO is part of the U.N. Defund the U.N.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He drove zim to the point where you went to buy An apple and by the time you checked out it was twice the price. Horrible inflation

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

White South African farmer is officially the most dangerous occupation in the world

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, he does have that 1/2 Hitler stash going on...

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Its not a moustache, its likely a scar from cleft pallet surgery.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s not a mustache. That’s a scar from what looks like a cleft pallet surgery

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The term "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" is so literal here it hurts.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

wish he would die already! he's like 150 years old ain't he

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Yea blame the whiteman when your hungry for social justice. Then ask the whiteman for some food when your just plain hungry.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 5

this has more to do with old fashioned corruption, scapegoating of a minority and greed.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Maybe the white man should've left them the hell alone to begin with instead of running around "Discovering" shit!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 19

Well if we just left them alone we wouldnt have been able to exploit the system of slave trade that was already established when we arrived.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Proof that not all racist are white

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

What a fucking joke. He can go fuck himself right along with Saudi Arabia's women's right council.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That last one is an utter joke like Mugabe himself. I knew a white farmer who successfully ran a huge farm in Zimb until he was kicked out..

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Came to UK and could only get a job driving a tractor. Meanwhile the locals fucked up his land and it produces nothing any more...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Mugabe's doesn't give a damn about his people. Corruption that would make a south American dicatorship blush

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He's a fucking monster and should be hanged. Bastard

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

My grandad was cut down with a machete in a cornfield cause of this asshole, I say two horses running in opposite directions would be enough

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or maybe like two donkeys, something strong enough to do the job but not too fast at it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make Rhodesia great again

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 7

Too soon

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Too late.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 258 Dislikes 20

Mugabe is a piece of shit, but he doesn't represent black people, any more than Mandela does.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

Did you just make this?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Hey, that's my bike!"

8 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of Saudi Arabia being named head of the U.N. women's rights commitee.

8 years ago | Likes 206 Dislikes 5

Or packistan named to the human rights standards

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I'd like to know if its a way of neutralizing shits that needs to be distracted, educated and shamed.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Well its having a positive effect on Saudi's women rights.. so maybe its working?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Named head? News to me. I can only find sources that they've been elected to be a member.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah but at least Saudi Arabia bride people ...how can that guy bride anybody ?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like how stupid people can be, "THIS IS FOR OUR ANCESTORS!" 60 years later "THIS IS FOR OUR ANCESTORS!" ad infinitum.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

But some of the people who lived through British colonisation in Zimbabwe are still alive! Justice has no time limit!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 15

Did they only kill/attack people who committed it? Doubtful. "sins of the father" is horse shit.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Justice might not, but atrocity should

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Main problem from what i heard is that not many actual farmers got the land afterwards. Mostly people who paid or had influence with him.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

So the vast majority had no idea what they were getting into. They only saw "land" and how the farms were doing previously.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Lack of adequate prep, training and knowledge of the land. Not that there werent people who knew but most of them lacked influence.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Few of them got rhe land because his priority was garnering political support and "rewarding" the influencers who aided him. His

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

focus was on politics so the required followuos for it to work were ignored and people on all sides suffered terribly out if incompetence.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Any actual farmers amongst them never stood a chance. What influence or decision making power would they have?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I'll take Africans that would starve to death without whites for 1000 please Alex

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 17

There were those who knew how to farm but very few got any land. Many who did had influence or were in political pockets but no skills.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ontop of that the transition was very badly managed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Colour isn't really the problem. The problem is that all the people forced out/murdered were the ones who knew how to farm. They could have

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

been blue for all the difference it made, you remove skilled workforce, the industry fails

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Food production dropped by an estimate 90% cos no one took over once the farmers were kicked out. Clever.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Either not enough of his people knew how to farm, or he was willing to ask the evil white man before his own people, I wonder which it was.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well there were people who took ovwr but few were actual farmers. It was mismanaged so badly even the actual farmers lacked the means

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Without help for the transition

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Im from Zimbabwe and although he never begged for white people to return he did chase them away and repossess their farms .

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 8

is it true that he gave the farms to his friends who do not know how to farm

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Some stories have gone around that he gave it to locals but none knew how to farm and started animal farms with no grain production so the 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Animals starved they ate the animals and then they starved 2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Possible, but ask yourself this. Once crops fail, do you get your own farmers to fix/help it, or ask the evil white man? 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you think the white man taught us how to farm ?..they seized land colonizing us and Mugabe simply took em back because of Tony Blair

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The only reason I could see him asking for outside help is if the country lacked anyone with real farming knowledge, they hated white people

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So before the white man what did we eat..my friend you should read african history more often

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He gave it to the locals who mismanaged the farms.most were war veterans with little to no economic education.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's like making Hitler ambassador of multicultural affairs..

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 2

Hitler did not hate all non-Nordic people as far as I can tell

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the two can't be compared but for the record, Hitler did get alot of international praise before WWII

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Or awarding him Time's man of the year...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shhhh, don't give UN any more ideas...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is essencially African Hitler

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

He even has a variation on the Hitler 'stache.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I noticed that! The Dictator Mo.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least Hitler was able to keep his own country at least stable until he declared war on outside forces. No one even touches Mugabe

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And he ACCIDENTALLY genocides his own people while intentionally genociding another group.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of a dnd campaign I was in when the other player kept ordering the genocide of my race, but the messengers kept screwing up

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And he genocided two completely different groups before getting the right one. Luckily by then I was out of the range of his power

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-10-21/who-chief-selects-zimbabwe-mugabe-as-goodwill-ambassador/9072794 Actually a real thing...

8 years ago | Likes 297 Dislikes 3

It is highly misleading. Look up Tsetse Fly.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

...and people wonder why so many Americans view the UN as a corrupt, ineffectual cesspit...

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 9

Not just Americans, some Canadians are wondering that too. Esp since our current gov keeps tossing money to them carefree.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

They're giving him a meaningless title in the hopes of getting better health care to his people. I don't see how it could do much harm.

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 14

I do. It triviallizes previous struggle of international organizations and the suffering of his own people, leading to become more desperate

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

What clueless moron okeyed this?!?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the... Even using the name "Robert Mugabe" in the same sentence with "goodwill" makes my skin crawl.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

how come the good guys die young and this evil dictator gets to live beyond 90 years and be healthy...

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Because being an evil dictator comes with perks like lots of food, money for health care, luxury etc.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Being a hero is dangerous to your health and wellbeing at least that's what I tell myself about being broke and broken.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

The world is crazy. I mean Heath Ledger's Joker crazy.

8 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 0

Its actually completely logical. They probably did this as a way to gain goodwill (hehe), and gain easier access to Zimbabwe.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The world can be ruthlessly machiavellian sometimes.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The world is a vampire and all we can do is crab fish about it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Theres literal white genocide (shocking I know!) in SA.

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 7

idk... i wouldn't say white genocide.... seeing how idk theres white and blacks living in SA with each killing each no matter the race.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

By that logic the travesty that happened in Rwanda wouldnt be considered a genocide either. You might want to rethink your definition.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its also worth nothing that genocide isnt exclusive to skin color. Example: religious genocide

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just sad that it's happening and it was pretty bad crimewise even before the genocide and hate crimes.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yep. It's not limited to just one skin color.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Many people in Mzansi are dying, not only white people. The brutality of some of the killings are the real shocker to me.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Our family friends were slaughtered by this guys actions. They had a farm and were white. They were tied up with barbed wire 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 639 Dislikes 16

Mugabe is basically a guy that decided"You know what? I'm going to make white colonialism look like a good idea once again." and got to work

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

I used to work with a couple that had a farm in SA. They stuck it out until their neighbours daughters were kidnapped raped and killed.

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

2/2 They had a daughter 2 years younger than their youngest. They left the country the next week.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Cool story bro!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

My family left in '78, except my mothers parents. No one has heard from them since about '85. No idea if they are even still alaive!

8 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 1

*alive

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh my god, Im so sorry for that. I feel like not knowing is the worse, I feel really bad for your mother. No one should go trough that pain

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

The husband, wife, and children were tied up with barbed wire and killed with machetes. One child and a farm worker escaped after hiding.

8 years ago | Likes 504 Dislikes 6

Awesome!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

JFC, man

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking hell, I've heard some pretty fucked executions and that's a new one.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Leave it to Africa.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Before 2017, doesn't count."-WHO (joking aside, sorry for your loss)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didnt know them, they were friends of my dads side of the family. They gave me my middle name, Marias in their honor.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hope they remembered their white privilege.

8 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 170

Go fuck yourself.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 13

I think people are missing the sarcasm...

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 4

Wtf?

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

Jesus.. It's the kulaks all over again... :(

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Just to save you from a possible meaner grammarist, they are "gulags"

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 14

No mate, Kulaks and Gulags are different things. Google before you type

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Got it, will keep in mind

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I meant the kulaks specifically. Aka the high producing farmers that were butchered and in part sent to to the gulag ( forced labor camps ).

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

But both terms are tightly coupled so, I mean, both of them represent similar abhorrent circumstances.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh, ok

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Luckily black people ain't racist. -CNN

8 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 28

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Straw Man!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 26

only a straw man if you create it for the argument. not if its in charge of a fucking country.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

It's only a straw man if it is wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Nice race-bating.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 41

Looks like CNN bating to me.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Por que no los dos?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Doesn't matter, the leftist SJW fights prejudice against multinational corporations.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Is everyone either a leftist SJW or a Hitler loving racist? Can you not imagine people can have multiple positions on various subjects?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ex Girlfriend was from SA, her mother was killed by raiders on her farm. Her father was shot too but he kept trying to fight them off. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 1

Good on him, they were missionaries. Hopefully they left some impact on the community they helped.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because his nieces were in the house, and he knew what they'd do to them. Terrifying.

8 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

Sweet!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Savages.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Animals.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whites committed genocide, rape and other atrocities all across Africa but yeah this is guy is a dick too.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 93

True... But white people seem to know how to grow food.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Durr white people r bad durr

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 3

Durr white people are victims durr

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 25

The post is filled with stories of real human beings being killed for being born a certain way. And you bring your racist shit into it and

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

justify murder? Fuck you, you race baiting piece of trash. No one deserves to be victimized for being born.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Still less than how many blacks killed themselves :)

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

Burnt

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whites killed whites more Jews, more natives, more Indians, more Asians. Whites are leading on the scoreboard congrats:)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 23

In recorded human history it’s actually Asians who lead in most kills... start with Mao Zedong. Not that anyone should be held accountable.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Doesn't change the facts whites killed more than blacks. But we can deflect and talk about Asians...tho

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

I lived in SA for 5 years. Never saw whites hurting others. Did see Africans literally murder others. I don't think you ever lived there.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

How convenient you didn't see that. Too bad we have records from Amnesty international and other NGO the United States gov and other nations

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 13

You are quite right. From the 1800 -1980 period whites did some awfull things. But there is 2 sides to that story.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

And you are clueless if you don't think Africans didn't start their own fair share of trouble.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm not denying that at all. But you really have no clue if you never lived there. If you were educated then race wasn't an issue. 1/?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Education is the biggest problem in Africa no matter what your race. There just isn't enough educated people there , hence the violence. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0