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Marine surprises his sister at graduation
with sound - https://streamable.com/hrrvz
Jun 10, 2019 9:17 PM
Thund3rbolt
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with sound - https://streamable.com/hrrvz
HeyWhaddaya
Wow!
thekeyofe
Welp, there goes her mascara.
Hutt1818
I’ll never not cry to these
captainhappen
"can I get leave to go to my sister's graduation" "maybe but we will tell you at the absolute last moment because fuck morale"
TheOlDickTwist
I’m a pretty snarky son of a bitch but I will never get tired of seeing these.
ICantBelieveThisUsernameIsNotRegistered
Gifs that end too soo
CosmicMetal
stingraysds
Fuck yeah.
Rudigerhux
Wonder where he’s been that he hasn’t visited his family ? Clearly he wasn’t busy on deployment judging by his chest
PickleWatcher
Probably just got back from his MOS school. Boot camp plus MCT plus MOS school can be a very long time.
JakefromStateFarmTx
MCT of course, maybe his Job school
PickleWatcher
MOS school is the job school
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
Is crazy how someone crying makes you want to cry
MrsAprilLudgateDwyer
It’s called empathy, congrats on not being a sociopath!
Cortsu
fuck, im a sociopath :/
sarahforpresident
Lathrop high school KCMO?
2girls1cupcake
That's what I was wondering too. I actually graduated from there, well at the old high school.
Memongo808
Lathrop CA in the 209, home of the dick butts
DiesOnLoadingScreen
Boring post. Sometimes I think these are military propaganda
DiesOnLoadingScreen
Why does he have to be in full dress uniform? I bet he had time to change clothes.
JakefromStateFarmTx
You wouldn’t understand but that’s still ok
BadDragon1183
Those Dress B slacks always look like they don't belong, for lack of a better phrase.
Merky600
How are people so good at showing and having emotions?
Solrtim
Practice.
Merky600
Indeed. I need to practice my HUI. (Human User Interface)
pauliexclusions
Sweet costumes!
Gauntlet2013
I don’t ask for much but some sound would have been more awesome.
Thund3rbolt
it's a bit indistinct but added to description fren :)
BitchinBotanist
Thank you
notnowmittens
I wish someone would love me that much.
ladoys
Scrolled down to find this comment and upvote it lol
srslysterling
He looks like he's only been to basic training for a few weeks. Looks like an ROTC kid instead of a soldier coming home.
AlwaysABananaForScale
This is like some next level trolling. Subtle and plausible. Love it
tothereandbackagain
I'm not crying, you're crying!
StayClassyImgurV2
She's crying! I'm crying! We're all crying
LtColonelSmythe
No, just dusty in here.
Puninthe0ven
It’s true!
wiltsjunk
The tears in these videos always get me.
sinkuvapolija
There's tears in my morning coffee now.
theAluminumFalcon
Aww look at that ugly crying face
LONELOBO
Lathrop!!! Stockton retarded lil brother
LONELOBO
*Stockton’s
DanCutter
1. The proper response to turning and bumping someone is “Excuse me!”, not “Unngh!” 2. Horizontal, dammit! 3. I love this! Welcome home!
JakefromStateFarmTx
2 ribbons, fuckin boot
lddiaz
Every time. There is a distinct moment in these reunion videos when it feels like we are intruding in on a private family moment.
Prinzka
Pretty sure that guy wants everyone to know he's in the Marines.
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
By sharing their video with you they are wanting you to partake in the family's happiness. That's what these videos are all about.
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
I’m pretty sure the intent was to have it recorded.
FettsMiata
Don't worry, Marines don't give af what you think.
BigTittyGothKitty
Absolutely precious, jokes aside.
Cloudraker
For my money, there's not a better use of the internet than this type of video
boomboxmafia
What kind of cocksucking assholes downvote a great comment like this?
ghorardim
And porn. Also dogs. Cats too. Kids are also funny.
hwatL4bloopy
How about using the internet to prevent the need for these videos?
Otaku4ever
BEST BROTHER EVER...!
ittybittyfunk
For your money as well, I agree.
ReifieR
Fuck yeah.
Paullovespizza
Nicalanius
I don’t know man. A few posts over there was two dogs having sex on a moving flat bed trailer towed by a Volkswagen.
MachoBusinessDonkeyWrestler
At first I thought you were kidding. I came back to upvote after finding aforementioned post.
Speaksinitalics
I came back to share this exact sentiment. That was not a joke
wadatahmydamie
Remote surgery
wadatahmydamie
Unlimited information access
wadatahmydamie
Hamster Dance
TimeForPlanB
Except kids falling off bikes maybe, fuck I could watch kids fall off bikes all day I don’t give a shit about your kid
dontstoretheketchupupsidedown
Is this a time when the username is a little too relevant
nrvagntsoleatr360
What a great show.
kesterke
I came here to say this. +1
nipplepanties
And that's what I appreciates about ya
wlfman
Is that what you appreciate about me?
walkingStereotype
You could use it to see videos and pictures of the devastation that marines leave behind before they take these "cute" videos
TurkeySlapa
But have you seen children falling over? Or dogs running in their sleep?
AShartInTheWind
I like watching drunk people fall off of stuff. Rooftops, trampolines, that kind of stuff.
pteridomania
Or when a bully gets beat down? We live in a blessed time
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
Or kids falling off bikes? Fuck, I could watch kids falling off bikes all day...
jmmoore6535772
Or porn?
yeahigotocollege2
IveBeenOnHereForHours
My upvoted your comment to 69 points. I feel blessed
MountainDewOrCrabJuice
beoluves
Ah, tee Internet. Feels and wanks aplenty
FatShady591
The three uses of the internet, feels, wanks, and spanks (of both kinds)
MrRandom314159
And if the writings good, at the same time!
TaterDominator
While this is sweet and all, as a service member, I feel like showing up to an event in your dress uniform is pretty prideful (1/?)
PickleWatcher
The dress uniform is one of the only uniforms marines can wear in public. Unlike all the army videos they cannot wear their camis in public.
Alfa66andres
I mean we have the dress blue charlies/deltas and our service ones. Not only the dress blue bravos
HomeSickViking
He’s also a 2 ribbon boot, didn’t even deploy
TaterDominator
Like I get it if its a military ceremony or funeral or your own wedding, sure. But otherwise you're just drawing attention to yourself.(2/?)
GondwanaCraton
In the source video you can see a color guard. This guy isn't alone in his dress uniform at the venue.
TaterDominator
Even wearing a uniform to your friends wedding is shitty, because its just "its a nice wedding but look at me I'm special"
B0ULLIE
This is typically behavior for the Boot, when out of its natural habitat where the threat of the kill hat can control the boot population
Kingpoopdik
Agree 100%. Real ones know you never put that shit on unless you're forced to or in trouble lol.
InconspicuousCapybara
I only do it if asked to, otherwise you’re fishing for that sweet sweet TYFYS
TaterDominator
Thoughts??
BigBadBillyBoy
You show up to a wedding in your nicest outfit. Service members get all the dangly bits and shiny parts in that outfit.
Daphault1
I agree with this as does all my family who served. That service wasn't they're entire identity. In civilian situations they dress as civis.
diehardlance
I agree, it always seemed odd when people show up to Walmart in camo, who the hell you hiding from?
BigBadBillyBoy
This poor boot probably isn’t allowed to take his uniform off yet.
StarlitFeather
I think it's nice. Like not only are they doing their part but they look really dapper too. Weddings I think should only be done if they 1/2
StarlitFeather
Have permission? Or the couple know about it or it being really close family to the couple. 2/2
mikemonk1
Is he there to get more crayons to eat?
HankMardukiss
Why so many jokes about crayons?
KakkarotCake
There is a stereotype that Marines eat crayons and drink glue, essentially saying they are brain damaged etc.. it’s on urban dictionary.
InfinitusEquitas
Go ask a marine. Preferably a group, in a bar.
HankMardukiss
Just tell me
InfinitusEquitas
It's because of the stereotype that marines are dumb jar heads. Although honestly most military/navy/af are the same imho.
HankMardukiss
Thanks
techound105
The joke is marines eat crayons.
HankMardukiss
CompletelyOrginal
He's so happy to be back school! All those crayons!
Roboshlob
Yeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss!
pipsaw22
deeptechinc
I just had a friend score a 53 on the asvab, another asked if that was how many crayons they can eat in a minute.
BearjawsXIII
Marines eating crayons will always be amusing. +1 and less insulting than the other thing they get called
ilovelittletittiesandbigonestoo
"______ would be too obvious" - a 'seman'
plymouthvaliant
BrendhanOBrien
spot on.
5yearsforahealthywhitebaby
I enjoy the irony of someone insulting another’s intelligence while using poor grammar to do so. Well done!
Tetriz
?
valen00
dude missed a word in his comment
CompletelyOrginal
What word did I miss?
Evanrudeplz
CircleWithSprinkles
1 8 5 6 Us Marine Corps
Romans116
That grammar. Army?
CompletelyOrginal
That attitude, Air Force?
BrianStuart
Be nice. He's still young.
DedFlrs10
I am going to assume you think that statement was clever, I would dearly love to meet you in person to discuss it
CompletelyOrginal
Aw, did you miss your morning meal of crayons and glue? Are you a little hangry?
FinalFantasyTactics
Doyouremembermyusername
MeezerStandardTime
(Offering you some delicious wall candy)
XoxSmotpokerxoX
Why don't you buy your own crayons
BigO1606
Go eat some crayons
austinwizardforhire
Lighten up Francis. Shit talking between branches is a time honored tradition.
lostparrot42
I had to come back to upvote this.
twist3ed
Same
PimpinKen
Same, I wish I knew about this joke when my dad was alive, it would have been a great way to tease him!
VitaminJay
Remember, flat hands when feeding Marines their crayons!
ethanpanda101
This is huge. Imagine trying to have a delicious snack and you find a finger, flat palms people!
SilverGrommet51
Just be careful not to turn that flat hand into a knife hand. In Marine culture, that’s considered a dick move
VitaminJay
-- is OK, | is not.
Fastrayd
Super important information here
WorkerLurker
There’s chocolate crayons now. My friend got dumped over it for sending it to her Marine boyfriend.
MeezerStandardTime
If he dumped her for that, then he is a humorless price. (Unless she was actually calling him stupid, in which case they're both better off)
WorkerLurker
She was having fun, he was a tool.
IKeepItOnMe
I understand this, but my friend here didn't really get it. There a reference here I'm missing?
donavannj
Marines are commonly referred to as crayon-eaters among the services.
IKeepItOnMe
Oh wait shit... *there a reference here he's missing?
AFrugalMoogle
M&
PaulsonPieces
Running joke marines are so dumb they eat crayons and glue.
TheRickestRickFromEarthDimensionC137
Marines are retarded. Source: I'm a sailor. We're alcoholics
Inkish
My best friend is a marine. From what I can tell, they're alcoholics too
GrootGear
Live in San Diego, can confirm.
Ineedanurl
Marines are the retarded sailors. Got it.
WorkerLurker
As a sailor a Marine once told me Marine’s are the men’s department of the Navy. I reminded him his girlfriend was a Marine.
shadowfox
And he was right, still.
onecowboytoo
Don't forget the gay part there sailor.
TheRickestRickFromEarthDimensionC137
HAAAYYYYY
ZenmaArcanasoul
I proved that one a few times ?
DieselWolf
What are the army guys then? Air force?
TheRickestRickFromEarthDimensionC137
Can fodder and tiger woods.
TheRickestRickFromEarthDimensionC137
*cannon fodder