My 18th Random Phone Clearing Dump Is All Grown Up!

Aug 8, 2025 7:23 AM

HisBubbliness

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How bad?

Respect the tail.

Perfect for breakfast time.

Hard at work.

Strike!

Duuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr....

Cowabunga.

Partner.

Rough neighborhood.

<3

Ben Shapiro?

Daddy, would you like some sausages?

The struggle is real.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

I have an Avatar fan as a friend who adored this.

Slick Willy at his finest.

They have the power.

I think the main problem is just playing Fortnite in the first place.

Get those gains.

Like a glove.

Take the handlebar.

Things weren't so great back then.

The pronunciations are what makes this.

Wendy?

Just be smooth.

Look away.

What could go wrong?

Check your dial-up.

How is Ben short for Obi-Wan? That always puzzled me.

Get out.

They had fun, no?

Baa.

Fucking airlines.

A pfine idea.

This is the way.

Looks good.

This is debatable.

Shower thoughts.

I can do that.

You're a produce, Harry.

Say it ain't so.

Neat.

Fire up the engines.

No bottlecaps?

I hate CAPTCHA. It's rough and gets everywhere.

Yum.

Ew.

Ew.

Hold on, let's hear them out.

Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?

Sucks to be you.

Set them free.

Spend a day inside.

Take that.

Hoorah!

I have questions.

Seems legit.

Hate leads to suffering.

Go crazy.

We all do.

Multiply by a factor of Matchbox 20.

They have the meats, you know.

Take it.

Looking fabulous.

Dum-dum dum-dum.

Nice.

Nom-nom-nom.

It is over...like when Obi-Wan had the high ground.

What more can I say?

It soaks in the flavor.

Weeeeeeeeeee!

There might be a few steps missing there.

Did Stephen King design this?

What's the opposite of happy, happy, joy, joy?

Setting a course.

:|

Therapists for $500.

It's coming soon.

I'm listening.

It was super effective.

A special place.

Freak out.

Word.

Get out.

Sucka.

PG-13, man.

Jesus at the wheel.

How rude of them to go around splashing paint wherever they want.

Damn internet.

Read the sign.

Grandfather would be more apt.

Was that the only color available?

I've seen Planet of the Apes.

Pfft, don't tell me what to do.

Are you top or bottom?

Lzzy tax!

Oreo tax!

*Edit* - A thank you to those who have a sharp eye, calling out the AI images, which I have removed. That...uh....that was a test. Yeah, that's it. A test. You...uh...win the showcase! Hey, look over there!

#26

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 missing Sokka style

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 This is probably a Turkish Van kitten. Vans only have tabby stripes on their ears and tail and are white elsewhere. This one just forgot his ears.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 i brought my classical around and tried to pick secluded spots because I just wanted to play for me. One time I went to the park and this skateboarder lady kept purposefully riding past me... Best musical performance I ever did, wish I'd got the number instead of just practicing

7 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

#57

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 cattler snake

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#38 Pair this with the Vampire civilization living at the bottom of the sea because they don't need to breathe and can see in the dark, and you have a sure fire hit story where the finale is the protagonist blessing the ocean and destroying the entire vampire world

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Limp Bizkit as prophets would not surprise me at this point. The bar is low.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#94 we don't kink shame here.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 dont lie to me and claim this wasn't your intention. You cant be that nieve lol.

7 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I tried to be nieve once but everyone just called me Great Value Sidney :-/

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#24 Hey fun trivia fact about the Adam and Eve story: originally it wasn't a rib. The original word is "side," as in "women are one side of humanity". It's the same word used elsewhere in the same context for the "side" of a building, "side" of a river, etc.

Makes the whole thing look a lot more obviously metaphorical imho

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#49 Maggie works at a hardware store, though!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 Tom, Laurie, and Bob. What a great show

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#31 Ben was an alias he used while undercover on a mission for the Jedi while he was a padawan. He went back to it while hiding from the empire. Maybe not the best idea but he had an emotional attachment to it because of a love interest during the mission who still called him Ben in later years during the clone wars animation.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#96 I'm failing to see a downside here.

7 months ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Right? Don't threaten me with a good time.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#3 I grew up in the 90s and for a decade my hubby was collecting and swapping old shows for fun and I have no idea what the fuck this is

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Breakfast Time" on FX. I had to search, never saw it myself either.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#37 the bottom diagram has the paper folded into eighths, but in the demonstration pictures, it is folded into sixths for a hexagon like a PROPER snowflake.

Remember if you don’t fold the paper in half and then in thirds, you aren’t making a snowflake, you’re just making white paper shapes.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

#35 now

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#76 sad sad despair despair

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 what did they expect?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#26 ai bad

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

#6

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“It was super effective”

ROFL

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I seriously miss the enchirito and when Taco Bell had black olives

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#38 and if the pope cant, can we get app the priests in the world together to get the job done? And if it does turn to holy water, what would happen to all of the sea life?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 Where is Leonardo's left arm?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You won't be able to see until some time in April.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She is riding that whole forarm

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#68. Aww yeah. Bust that nut.

7 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Have you ever considered a career in marketing?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have plenty of bad ideas!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where is the guide to the earth bending technique where a dozen people do tai chi for several minutes to throw a medium sized rock 3 meters?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Haha, wouldn't that be wacky and silly if that happened? Thankfully there isn't any medium or adaptation that depicts such a scene. Nope. No siree, Bob

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Holy shit that has to be old haven't seen a Razelim symbol in YEARS!

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As long as a single one of us stands, we are legion.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#26 #28

7 months ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 19

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7 months ago (deleted Sep 20, 2025 8:30 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yes, they are now, because @OP removed the AI images.

@OP Take my +1 for the integrity.

7 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

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7 months ago (deleted Sep 20, 2025 8:30 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

It's fascinating. It opens up a whole new style of trolling.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And #55

7 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 7

I was considering that too, but i'm about 50/50 that it's from some kind of point and click/escape room game or similar artwork.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3