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Oct 10, 2016 4:18 PM
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natabus
Problem is once the Giant sees the handmaiden (Drag-Loki), why would he want Drag-Thor?
TAIfromdigimon
i have the new magnus chase book (hammer of thor). this is somewhat similar to the plot.
ReykrMal
The Lay of Thrym and The Marriage Of Njord and Skadi
wyboo
The end of the anime Sword Art Online
SigynRose
I like the one that starts like "Thor and a giant were in a boat fishing" it sounds like the begining to a bad joke
OphelianAshe
The best bit is, it was the shittiest disguise in the history of shitty disguises - he still had his beard. And the giant still fell for it!
newce
i read that as giant seals steal mjolnir but stopped reading after I realized it wasn't true
shovethis
Yeah what the heck i thought only Thor could wield it but I guess i know fuck all about Thor so. yeah
MrRandom314159
I'm sure the reason Loki agreed to this, was because he thought it'd be funny to see.
PoisonInJest
As a short film?!? Make it a feature length!
LieselSkywalker
Trilogy!!
spookhook
Red wedding
Grendelsgrundle
By my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you
beepbeepmeow
Sigh...
GeriAndFreki
I'm a Norse pagan, and I can't tell you how many times I've told this story. Definitely one of my favorites.
iamthisserenewar
When I was at university my old Icelandic class performed as a play with subtitles. It was hilarious.
whispersDK
Here ya go:
brinz
you missed the part where Thor wears a veil to cover the fact he has a beard and eats a whole ox and the giants still dont realise its thor
aleister94
Giants tend to be a few nails short of a hut
Lots43
Norse Maidens eating entire oxen is normal as heck.
SurpriseFatGuy
Yeah and Loki's just like "oh yeah Freya hasn't eaten in days bro. No worries. Just a bit peckish"
GoCorral
She is sick. Sick with love for her new giant husband
SurpriseFatGuy
Holy shit I didn't realize this comment was so amusing
DrArtemis117
My unborn daughter is going to be called Freyja and if she's anything like her sister, she could easily eat an ox.
Davedavedavedavedave
UrKungFuNoGood
I'm dyin... +1
UncleirohOfTheGreatestNation
Sword art online actually put that into one of their episodes.
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DestinyAndChicken
That's.... that's more arousing than it should be.
FlightRisk3154
Oh god, I just realised the person who plays the mother in mean girls is Amy Poehler
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NinjaCongo
My favourite legend from the norse mythology is when Loki is forced to delay a giants work by luring off his horse. He turns himself (1)
NinjaCongo
into a mare and the giant's stallion follows him. Later he gives birth to Sleipnir, the eight legged steed of Odin. That's dedication. (2)
xzxzxz70
You know that eight legged horse that Odin rides? That's Loki's child. He was also the female in that relationship, while he was a horse.
xzxzxz70
To sum up a lot of the Nordic stories, Loki is one kinky fucker.
4sambucas
It's already made into a comic. But you probaly wouldn't like it because Thor is a strawberry head, and not blond
lookupidiotinadictionarywhatdoyoufind
I loved that comic!
Flyndaran
Strawberry blond is a thing, you know? You mean redhead, ginger, etc.
4sambucas
yes
naws
Relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrMMNKKmHeA
naws
Sword art online, FYI
Tyrannotron
In the version I recall, Loki hatched the plan and talked Thor into it because he thought it'd be hilarious to make Thor dress as a woman.
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
And Thor was just like, "YOLO"
SurpriseFatGuy
That was when Freya refused to be the bride herself
owlman112
The "Only the worthy can wield it" is something Marvel came up with, if you're wondering. the real Mjolnir is just really heavy.
ThatWhichRemains
Cool thing is thor can lift it cause he got gloves and a belt that makes him strong enough
xBloodxIron
I love the story of Loki tying his testicles to a goat and playing tug of war to try and get Skadi the giantess to laugh
MEisonImgur
I don't think Tom Hiddleston will be too thrilled about that...
ImJimFuckingSterlingSon
The best part of it is that she had come to the them to get revenge on them for killing her father.
ReykrMal
The Marriage Of Njord And Skadi
WhoReadsThisCrap
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LieselSkywalker
Loki is such a funny rascal. Seriously fucked up, but funny.
jetflight
Loki was just a prankster at first. He became Baron von Evilsatan only later when Norse wanted t heir own evil (Loki) and good (Baldr).
bloodydingo
Jackass 4: I'm Loki, and this is the testicle tug o' war.
Temmplarz
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leftypride
I find that super sweet in a really fucked up way
Theotokoss
Right? "OK sis, you don't have to marry anyone you don't want to. I'll take care of this."
lokishadowgirl
glad you enjoyed it, being on the receiving end is not so amusing
SilverTimeMaker
My favorite is the one where Loki turns into a mare and have sex with a stallion, then gives birth to the eight-legged horse that Odin (1)
floxsyu
Loki just wan sum fuk
SilverTimeMaker
rode into battle (2)
PTKrieg
The funny bit? It wasn't for any grand cause, he was just helping Odin screw over a guy building a wall for them.
adam1111
You say that like you wouldn't fuck a stallion
Riese89
Odd fact, this is in Sword Art Online in the Calibur Arc. They freed Freyja, who was to be Thrym's Bride, And upon finding Mjolnir 1/2
EvenStevensEvenSemen
Is that your favorite anime?
Riese89
Nah, for me it would be a toss up between Irregular At Magic High and Tenchi Muyo! War on Gemini.
Riese89
2/2 in the pile of treasure, she turned back into Thor and helped defeat the frost giants.
Lucielll
Exactly what I was thinking about
Lucielll
Exactly what I was thinking about
DuckTapeAl
I prefer the one where Loki turns into a female horse, seduces a male horse, and ends up giving birth to Odin's horse Sleipnir.
fairybug
Didn't he do it as a distraction for someone? Like, taking one (literally) for the team so they could get something done?
Irreal
And all that so that Odin don't has to pay for a wall
DuckTapeAl
Short version: The Aesir wanted a wall, so they found a guy to build it for them.
DuckTapeAl
In exchange for the wall, he wanted Freya's hand in marriage. Odin agreed, but only if the wall was done in one season.
DuckTapeAl
Later, the Aesir find out this dude is actually a giant, and will basically kidnap Freya if he wins the bet.
DuckTapeAl
The time grows closer, and it looks like he's going to finish in time, but only because he has an awesome horse.
Willaminathewriter
kamil200017PL
ohh my...
Talmorean
October Thor, sponsored by the NFL.
EtCaetera
WhiskeyTangoFedora
He'll be Thory.
gingerloaf
Doth Mother know you weareth her drapes?
WillYouMarrowMe
Meowlnir.
21viking
Uuh
SlagathorDeb
It could work.
cioro
Fabulous
snivy642
Fabtastic
QuasarQuentillion
Omg thankyou
SantaPanda
http://humon.deviantart.com/art/Loki-dolling-up-Thor-183893769 Found this on deviantart
existentialstew
AdmJota
And we can't even complain about the artist being messed up, because this is basically canon.
zflazeda
Taric?
Lobsterfest10k
Gems!?
OhNuggins
Ruby for vigor
Mewrulez99
You are nothing more than ass, waiting to be smashed
drpycakes
Gemzzzzzz
Lordvile117
Gems are truly outrageous
Fluffybadger
That would be simply outrageous.
Crillol
Truely truely outrageous.
ThatWhichRemains
This is from a comic describing the story, thor is the redhead, loki is the black hared chick /a/wfKtW
Juwando
I remember reading those as a kid, I loved them, there are a bunch and they are roughly accurate to the mythologies if I recall correctly.
spaizkadett
Funny story. The cartoonist has actually drawn me when i stood as a naked croquis model in Silkeborg :)
AdmJota
Translation?
messengermes
Starting top left: Later... Here is Freya, all set and done. Ha! That almost looks like Thor in shirt and nightcap.
messengermes
Second panel: Yes, something is missing... OH YEAH! But Trym's got it. Third panel: Mr. Loke told us to use these rocks.
messengermes
4th panel: Yes. He looks exactly like Freya now. Gimme a kiss, Thor. 5th: WHO SAID THAT? Here comes Loki.
messengermes
6th: Well boys, what do you say? 7th: Come Loki, I think we have to go take a bath. But I am so pretty!
TurboJim
make it with the current actors from the marvel's avengers movie, I would watch it
kaizervonmaanen2
but the avengers have different lore. In the avengers only thor can carry the hammer which contradicts with the premise of the whole story
KeransHQ
Ragnarok DVD bonus feature?
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
I'd rather a one that's actually in Norwegian and produced by scandinavians. Am I the only person that doesn't like fancy superhero Thor?
QueenCousland
Not Scandinavians, but I'd trust the makers of Vikings with a more authentic Norse myth.
V1K1NGFVNERAL
This needs to be one of the shorts they add to the Blu-ray.
darkhalfbreed
Im pretty sure everyone wants to see Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston in dresses.
CajunTexasViking
See the second movie during the Loki jailbreak.
Nomulus
You mean the Thor movie. Which is where those characters are from.
thorkild91
Which just happens to be a Marvels avengers movie...., sooo yeah
Nomulus
Nnnno. Avengers and Age of Ultron are Avengers movies. Thor is an MCU movie. Same canon, but not the same series.
thorkild91
Ehhhhh. I think the distinctions were making are super loose
beepbeepmeow
Hell yes
serban1703
I can just hear Hemsworth saying he's going to disguise himself as the bride and Loki commenting "How did I not think of that"
SorDavos
As these stories go, it was Loki's plan. They are always his plans.
CaptCanada
loki is quietly laughing at all the jokes he's thinking of as thor complains about the dress
serban1703
Just a matter of time before he tells Thor about how he fucked a horse and gave birth to an 8 legged one and to man up
CaptCanada
then thor is just sittin there thinking for the first time how truly fucked up his brother is
BadamWarlock
You can actually briefly see Sleipnir in the first movie. It's pretty great.