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May 6, 2023 1:45 PM
Ultraruben
98031
1766
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djangojazz
I had a recruiter once call me two months later for an interview. I had a job with another company and they talked to me like I should have felt blessed they got back to me. I was like: "Dude what companies wait two months for first round interviews for a software developer?"
HelloToe
You guys are hearing back from recruiters?
HollerinAtTheVoid
Oh look a relevant meme from the king
Rendova
Read a lot of "If" by Rudyard Kipling.
creamcheezus
Isn't that Frank Garret?
MisuseOfLiterally
He looks a bit like the result of inbreeding, is that still a thing in royalty?
tinyfootprints
I relate to this. There are some jobs I've applied to more than 50 years ago that haven't replied yet. Lately, the fraction of prospective employers who even acknowledge receipt of an application isn't much above 1%.
ChuckTenor
I'm in this photo and I don't like it
anjohnstudio
"I'm sorry, we went with an internal hire"
ButtProblems
Dude looks like a Wallace and Gromet character lol
ChucKTheCanadian
First day on the job at 74 years old, he better be good 👍
SJSHARPei
I started a new job Monday and have heard back from companies and recruiters I applied at months ago every day now. Too late, the company that struck first has my respect.
Ryanator50
I once applied at panera. Interview went great. Didn't hear bsck from them for months. Got a job somewhere else. That panera got turned into a starbucks. Went on vacation to disneyworld. Then while chilling at the hotel, I get a call from a different Panera employee saying I can start my first shift on monday. NGL I felt sorta bad for the manager.
HandoB4Javert
hisnameisshdynasty
steamknight
If his eyes were any closer together he'd be a cyclops.
Snooj
Royal bloodlines.
kjb72
Hmmm
ScrippyChan
I'm truly disappointed Elizabeth didn't outlive him. That would've been funny as fuck.
narniasreal
Lol, imagine living in a country in an economic crisis, with a dying middle class, and your government spends 100 million on a party celebrating and worshipping an old inbred rich guy.
navagon
"Your application is important to us."
Andtheworldwentwhite
Please hold the line.
thatiscomedygoldrightthere
"It's right up there with your call!"
AdamGenesis
Internship.
PetricusGaming
Typical government job response time
Splitlicker
When you've been mugged.
justplainvanilla
royal722
HandoB4Javert
CanadaDryGingerMale
I think he’d laugh if he saw/heard this
Drimilidrimdrim
Fucking love this one hahah
SeigeRhino
Focking**
MeanWinchester
I've just been going through applying for jobs recently, and don't I fucking feel this in my bones!
Toastfrog
I had an interview last month and never heard anything. I think its extra rude to not let someone know when you have an interview. I get not replying to all applications still rude but i get it ..
MeanWinchester
I was one of 3 people who made it to a final interview for a role, it was 3 weeks before I heard back, but their feedback implied the successful candidate was the obvious choice. Why take so long to decide then?
Toastfrog
Probably waiting for said person to sign contract so if they ditch out they still have options?
MeanWinchester
That could have been the case, yeah. By contrast, Legoland was fantastically quick. Applied online on a Thursday, got called on the Friday, interviewed the following Tuesday, offered the job on Wednesday. Whole process took less than a week, and there was a bank holiday in the middle
SCP1504
As a wise man once said “It’s a bad idea when cousins marry.”
Varnna
Thus spoke the recruiter.
alienstomper
#ifalabamawereanisland #guesswherethefirstbirminghamis
MechaNinja
... over and over for generations and centuries". FIFY
GpaSags
Shelbyville Manhattan would disagree
FlatPlutoSociety
I don't know how many chromosomes that guy has, but it's not the right number.
Emulen
Easy now Habsburg
MrSatisify
Vinny!
aarkarr
"You're a plumber? What on *earth* is that?"
IJustWantToMakeAComment
His eyes fucking touch
SavageMyStarAnise
Well, he was the first one out of the gate, so to speak. Did the breaking in and his head paid the price.
jlist
Fun fact: in countries like Pakistan, up to 50% of marriages are between cousins. Google it.
Churchofthesubgenius
According to some historic research up to about 80 percent of marriages have been between 2nd cousins or closer, so it’s not exactly an outlier. 10 percent of currently world marriages fall in this category
Iggythemushroom
Icky
MayorCurley
That wise (wo)man was Eddie Izzard in "Dress to Kill."
AllAnusMorissette
SCP1504
Yes it was! xD
FarceFox
I think his Consanguinity Coefficient (How inbred he is) is around 10%. For comparison some of the Habsburgs had about 25%
Hutchy01
Huh, that's a lot lower than I'd have expected it to be considering how often the surname "Glucksberg" appears in his ancestors
ijustwonamathdebate
*Glücksburg
halfemptygoonbag
Marry, yeah. But what about fuck
nichfra
As long as it isn't every generation it's fine. Risk of birth defects is only slightly increased, comparable with older parents.
HandoB4Javert
lordfwahfnah
Bäh
Hackmastergeneral
"son of God, or son of Man, you can't fuck your sister and expect much good to come of it." - Herr Starr, Preacher
PimpinKen
That was the first thing that came to mind. Outstanding novels
Fabulously
Well if your both fellas it’s fine
ummjakefromstatefarm
What if she is well past menopause?
ILiekToCookAndBake
Found the Grand mother fucker
rezorrand
Slightly below it, one can find the lesser mother fucker
ummjakefromstatefarm
Thought we were talking about cousins. My bad
DocBenny
Got the mental image of Sam Jackson wearing a crown and pompous robes, touching a dude's head with an ornate scepter and saying "I now dub thee Grand Motherfucker"
RyuRichmond
Grannybanger