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I always wear fun socks, just to reassure the skiddish ones
If you say "she gave the best hugs" so help me god I will haunt your ass
SolidGoldSpork
Man-bat is Kirk Langstrom
lindabelchersfirstcousin
Monkeyface8
I like your dump. It's very me.
Peachcappuccino
THIRTY SHOTS!!! He ded
4Astaroth
#1 When I was a kid I fell asleep during a (I think it was a Slate) concert (early 90s).
hwatL4bloopy
#4 is just night shift people
fnoigy
#27 my father is literally Bruce Man. I'll always resent that he doesn't change his middle name to WayneBat
offensiveacorn
#9this reminds of diablo 3. One of the things tyriel says while just hanging out in town is that his stomach hurts. When asked why he says
otterkrylon
Man-Bat was Dr Kirk Langstrom, tho.
ItispronouncedGIFwithahardG
#2 I actually love wandering big hotels. We go to a con every year and learned long ago that the pricier fancy hotels downtown are
ItispronouncedGIFwithahardG
actually cheaper in the long run since we dont have to pay for multiple ubers each day and other reasons. Exploring them is fun for me.
hheyess
#4 I'm a afternoon person
keyblader1985
I've only stayed in a hotel a few times, but I always enjoyed the ambience.
yoimchadzilla
#50 yeah I'm an idiot but that doesn't mean I'm stupid
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Good recipe for #1 - Step 1:Get some Multiple Sclerosis with a good chunk of fatigue. Step 2: Enjoy sleeping like a cat.
TastyBrainMeats
#2 Part of why smaller anime/furry conventions are wonderful. You just get to...be, in a hotel, with a whole lot of likeminded folks.
TastyBrainMeats
Work? That's something you'll think about after the 'con. Home stress? None there! Booze? Plenty to be had, at room parties.
Xen300
#8: NB. Items may be removed from sink as well as placed within.
Snooj
#2 is even deeper for me because hotels represent the vacations my family took when I was young. They represent happy times.
Neednoggle
#2 I can tell you this feeling wears off after about three weeks of living in hotels.
Mayzowl
Truth. Had to live in a hotel for a month while my parents were buying a house in 2004. Roaches everywhere and it STANK like rotten garbage.
ThisIsSoMuchFunItsFreaky
Solid dump. I giggled. I chortled. I snickered. I read #2 in a smoky detective’s voice. Not sure why. Try it.
YourLocalSatanist
Time to go watch Citizen Kane again
LapsisBeeftech
It's good. It's very good.
Beefynutz
I read it in Johnny Depp’s voice as Hunter S Thompson from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas...works just as well.
DinoRodeo
Holy shit
CandiedCorn
#3 He's never seen that shape before, and doesn't know what its meaning or purpose is.
hockeyistheshitGOBRUINS
#1 Join the military, you'll be able to achieve all of this and then some
crisb
another point that holds true: wake up at 3am and run around for no reason
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
Can confirm. It's a bonus skill you automatically acquire after basic training.
EuropeanDude
Ladies, you can catch even more flies with shit
flappinmudbeans
I looked at the left corner . Damn it
DukeDarkwood
I actually looked at bottom right, and was confused for a second.
TheDudeSkywalker
Better days are behind me, got it.
FreightHauler6NZ
TheBlueMuppet
Ive seen better days, been the star of many plays...
HappinessIsaColdPint
*Boooooodooooo* And the bottom drops out.
Chumblecrumps
#43 To my experience, most places would rather you didn't call them
D4rkLigh7
I'd rather you did not call me either.
Chumblecrumps
YoungTimbe
That last one got me...
babycoolredhead
Didn't get me, suckers!! But this is the most challenging thing I'll have accomplished today.
downwiththesystem
Same, but to be fair I'm so used to people messing up their lefts and rights, I trusted the arrows over the text (or so I claim).
youcantcallmeHenry
#2 I love it when the internet puts words to my feelings!
m00am
Let me give you two other words for that: liminal spaces :)
DukeDarkwood
Does anyone remember where the post about liminal spaces is? It was a ride.
TastyBrainMeats
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m00am
Thanks :)
TastyBrainMeats
Thank you!
m00am
It mentions unfamiliar McDonalds. My most liminal experience was a McDonalds in Tokyo at 5 in the morning after hopping off an overnight bus