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myusernameiscrazy
Apostrophe
Spookyghostmoccasins
Dammit Otto, you're an alcoholic! Dammit Otto, you have Lupis!
SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience
"Prices and participation may vary. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald's owner. Burgers? NOPE! We got spaghetti! AND blankets!"
stylinchilibeans
Dammit, Otto, you have lupus!
AlecStarling
-at gun point- do you love donuts?! PROVE IT
NewGoProAttachment
Posotion
samkofa
Why does nobody else seem to notice? Haha
Aksch
TIL that sub is an abbreviation for submarine sandwich. what the fuck.
AshtaMonogue
Always upvote Mitch
jayneseahawk
I noticed a spelling mistake, but I'm not in a posotion to talk about it.
RonnieKielbasa
"I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff."
SilentMic
While it was delightful catching up on Mitch, I got way too hung up on "posotion"
JodyHighroller
how do these people make like an artsy typographical image where the text is the entire focus and then make a typo...
hopethisisarelevantname
Flammible.
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
My last name is Hedberg, and I'm currently on the toilet. Caption is far too accurate.
aggressivecuddles
Came back to upvote this
kenney9226
WE STILL HAVE STEVEN WRIGHT, PEOPLE!
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
I saw this wino eating grapes and I was like, "Dude, you have to wait." Fuckin' RIP Mitch. You are missed.
sushisexsleeprepeat
My favorite
irrelevanceisgolden
I didn't learn my AA BB CC's dammit dammit!
SeverusSnapple
Mitch Hedberg never gets old. He just dies young. Heh heh, alright.
CrunchyBug
Mitch Deadberg... heh heh...heh...Aw man...my bad guys...
Snooj
I'm pretty sure I can get the La Quinta and Denny's in the same frame here in Portland, ME as well.
RonnieKielbasa
'Cheeseburgers? Nope! We got spaghetti and blankets.'
edissick
I think the Lola one should'have ended with something like "Like with your arms"
mynameisdrew
There needs to be a site dedicated to streaming all of his content.
tommygun8494
Lost it at slipcovers!
MysticAdolescent
I feel bad for those who don't know him, some of these would look pretty bad if you don't know how he says it
SnarlyTangles
One of the very best.
nickknack7
Pringles is a laid back company, instead of tennis balls, a truckload of potatoes showed up and they said FUCK IT, cut 'em uuuup.
Chizalizz
+1 if you read them all with his inflections
JAFIOI
How could anyone not?
DeadOnionSaysWhat
omg, I hadn't even noticed I did that
soupiswhatitsoundslikewhenyoueatsoup
I even read your comment in his inflections.
JR2000
I had a friend from my childhood who was from Texas who sounded just like him. He was pretty funny too. Not as funny.
AlaSnackbar
This is the first time I am hearing about him. These were actually really funny. Now I am curious and have to go and watch him perform.
MoDoughSwaggins
I always hear his laugh when I read these
MephistoJones
I read them to a friend with his inflections. HE WILL BE MISSED.
Buckbeak1486
I have no idea who he is, but I was reading those quotes with inflictions.
Notalostcausejustyet
I miss Mitch. +1 for good taste in comedians OP
INFJGANGSTER
RIP in peace.
JesseK0628
Rest in peace in peace?
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Yep...
MaxPatlick
#9 is true except if you are a table.
sealfury
Dunno if you were making reference to this, but that's actually the last bit of the joke that was left off.
ThisNeedsNewContext
I know someone who is a table! Nice fellow...
FreshCaviar
You know James Hetfield?
vinylmationfunkopops
Smacky the Frog is one of my favorite bits.
LooseCannonSpock
"Mitchel, Smokey is way more intense in person."
neonoptic
"...WITH A STICK AND A LEAF...TO RECREATE WHAT HE'S USED TO."
thewaxdog
"If I want honey I don't have to squeeze a plastic frog."