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Don't worry son, I'll get your ball!
May 12, 2017 11:11 PM
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Manzing30
Perfect 5/7
AaronMo3
SCOTT STERLING!!!!!
Shineupordown
He even placed him just right..evil
CrispyNapkin
Calculated!
50ShadesOfBeige
I thought he was going to throw the kid at first
amildpsychosis
Move child to target area and . . .
Logyck
Was kind of hoping he'd throw him
JoshuaBryson12
This was me and my son Bear. He was fine after about 5-10 seconds.
mamapants
My SO nailed our 3 yo 4 times in the face with a bean bag toss game. The first 3 didn't faze, but the fourth, he looked betrayed and wept.
ExodusMemes
100% calculated
braingain
trujello2013
And now he cant read...
Rounds805
This was thought through thoroughly. It was a pass to the kid to header into the goal
ButterflyHeimlich
Clearly the girl was jinxing the ball. Just like Quirrel and Harry's broom.
DarkSidhe
Michael never understood why he hated soccer so much...but he did...he HATED soccer.
michaelladawn
Love how he tried to put the little guy out of harms way, and only ended up placing him in the best possible place for harm.
ravadosh
+1 Snorted my coffee
Ryanator50
you can almost hear the "Oh shit!"
WorshipTheSun
All moms are sick of all dads shit. haha
contrabille
nchJoJo
he was aiming for the kid. He even moved him to the appropriate distance.
BobbyBobbston
I totally expected him to throw the kid. Dunno why. But I did.
MakeItSoDaddyo
And the kick is GOOOOD!
CamelbackJack
Nailed it!
mavruda
Cool, but not enough. The badass dad would laugh after, or at least will ask: "Did you get the ball, kiddo ?".
TheFirstSineOfMadness
Folder[funny]
StorageB
Mcbear
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?
DakotaWolf
IJustLikeToArgue
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JoshuaBryson12
Yes I was, I felt bad, for a second at least. And my son was just fine about ten seconds after it happened.
DannyNoFriends
As a man who is going to be a dad come november, i cant wait for fatherhood.
SaintJStew
It's amazing. Only since December and it's like having a poop machine for a best friend. And it's made me happier than ever
ILikethBigButtocksHenceICannotForswear
snapcastermeme
You will view these gifs in a different yet equally hilarious way, trust me
ThePoorWarrior
Hell yea! Gonna be a dad In August. Home today because the wife had a nasty cold. Keepin her hydrated. If ya know what I mean.... w...water.
DannyNoFriends
I know whatchu mean. My wife is drinking so much water. I am also.
Tomatnisse
Eyy! Congrats, dude.
AceVanquish
Oh hey. I'll be a first time dad Dec 13.
DannyNoFriends
My first one should be november 4th!
theportraitssecretinattackmode
Congrats!
MissButtercup
DannyNoFriends
Thanks. There is a lot of it.
Xen300
*I can't.
Donttouchthatwithoutgloves
Grats on the sex. Sorry about the sleep.
miakkamisfit
Greatest experience you'll ever have. It takes a lot of work and involvement but it's wonderful. Good luck and enjoy your child
R3C0NXD45
Don't worry. Nothing changes.
Hactick
DeliberateMisinterpretation
What? Less sleep and more shit- things change. But also for the better.
R3C0NXD45
Yeah, no shit. It was sarcasm. Same thing my father in law told me.
Tkeleth
When my kids fall down, I tell them "come here and I'll help you up!" Fatherhood is best hood.
Orktapus
Can't wait to hit them in the head with a ball huh?
ThisIsSpaceballsTheUsername
Dude me too! Due November 5th. Congrats.
DannyNoFriends
Crazy. Ours should be due around November 4th! If our math is currect. She will be 15 weeks tomorrow.
f00f1ghter
As a father of 4 I'm super excited for you. Kids suck at times but overall they're great. 5/7 would do again
Totsmacgee
I have 3 and because my daughter is almost 3, I've been getting asked when I'm having another.
AutomationLayer
I don't understand the excitement of losing a lot of time, money and sleep. To each their own, hope it goes well for you.
ondrishko
Me too brother. I just found out I'm having a girl in September. If she's anything like I was at a young age then I'm in big big trouble
DannyNoFriends
My mom told me i need to start learning the answers to ever question because if my child is like i was, they will ask ever question.
Sickpup666
Well get used to doing shit like this, it won't be deliberate but it will happen!
dabum
My name is also Dan and I too will be having my 1st kid in November. Congrats man!
DannyNoFriends
SHIT. That's wild. Congrats friend!
AbsolutelyZeroFucksGiven
The first 3 months are hell. It gets pretty great after that though. Hang strong.
ugghhwhyamihere
There is one thing I always say. I hate it when they are awake. I miss those motherfuckers when they are asleep.
SkywardSoldier
I'm going to be a dad come October! (Originally November but my little guy surprised us at 20 weeks when we were supposed to be 11. :) )
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DannyNoFriends
We find out the gender the first week of june! I cant wait.
RonsMustache
I'm 14 months in. Every day is an adventure and it keeps getting better
Mortywantstobeloved
As the father of a three year old...ITS SO FUCKING COOL
littletaiyo
Became a father 5 days ago it's amazing
lightningboltkid1
I'm at three weeks now, I broke down crying around my third day like my Daughter had to break me in. It gets better albeit slowly better.
Uhhjustaskingforafriend
As a brand new Dad, it's...a lot harder than I could have imagined. Good luck!
sexualtyrannosaurus
Congrats on the sex!
Yozza11
December for me, but shhh, no one else knows except my mrs
mrdoubleq
I've been a father for only few weeks now. I sincerely wish you won't have a colicky baby. Still exciting, though. Just really stressful.
Theresmyothersock
My first kid was colicky. She's 5 now and still cries lol don't worry you'll survive! I viewed it as some babies need more love than others
lightningboltkid1
I don't see how single Mothers do this. My Wife and I are splitting time and it's hell for both of us. Heaven in quiet moments though.
UnlovedMak
Love my 3 year old to bits and hearing "Daddy I love you" is something to cherish. Dipped her dummy in gripe water and never had a problem s
frankthetank24
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Hactick
Don't do this. Takes forever to reboot
buttscratchergetyourbuttscratched
FOOOOORRRRREEEEEVVVVVEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!
Aathole
Dude i feel for you. My best friends daughter was colicky. We went over just to take crying shifts while they slept.
youshouldntclickhere
The real MVP!
Aathole
My daughter was chill Af
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
I don't know what colicky means.
StSemonides
It means that your child cries a lot. http://www.webmd.com/parenting/baby/what-is-colic
canigetaBAMson
Hey, I'm also a new dad (3 weeks). No colic yet, which rocks. Being back at work sucks though.
lightningboltkid1
It'll be three weeks for me today exactly! I go back to work Sunday!
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lightningboltkid1
I can one up you. I work nights. Haha. I don't think it's relevant cause day/nights we don't sleep.
OBV10U3NINJA
Ok, the skill involved to get it out is just black belt level taekwondo but THE FACT IT GOT HIS HEAD IS AMAZING
IJustLikeToArgue
"No no, Son. Don't stand there. Stand riiiiight... here. Prefect. Now, don't move."
asantity
Gimme a break. Not that hard to jump up and kick a ball. No black belt needed.
BronzeLeaguePro
Green belt. But still
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diamondwolf123
I ne'd
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Now this man is truly a visionary.
OBV10U3NINJA
Now then it wouldn't have been as skillfully pleasing
GermanCanuck
Nah. Just pleasing.
youdonegoofed
The easy way isn't always the best way.
orangegrand
as a black belt can confirm
OBV10U3NINJA
I am one myself, which is why I brought it up :D
rannmann
I see you, ninja.
OBV10U3NINJA
Where the heck did you come from
rannmann
The internet, of course.
orangegrand
In Taekwondo or Ninjutsu?
OBV10U3NINJA
Taekwondo. A.T.A. specifically.
orangegrand
Then obviously your not a ninja
ImMisterMeeseeksLookAtMee
Thought so. Because the branch that you mentioned seemed just a bit too specific. Most would just say karate or judo.
FoxfireWoodCrafts
I'm vegan.
allusernamesralreadytaken
I have a natural belt. Get you one of those...