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Feb 4, 2017 4:07 AM
loveydoveygifts
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WastingAwayInParadise
Wife always wonders how I get to 10,000 steps on my days off.
Acefowl
Don't masterbate while jogging. Problem solved.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
ALPhaTONic
I'm still using my Pebble Time Steel, is the fitbit any good/better?
ElliotStryker
Ripley2014
You should not put the fitbit in your dominant arm.
FlashyBeige
JoshyWashy29
MarvaNipp
I fail to see the problem.
hank2247
Assuming 2000 steps in a mile and 3 strokes per second, that would take 33 minutes. Your right hand must have incredible stamina.
HorseMcFucker
@OP I've gone for 12. GIT ON MY LEVEL BRUH
Laylah77
How many calories did you burn?
daxx0r
I kinda wanna see how my heart rate is affected, so I switch it to the other hand and begrudgingly try to jerk off while keeping it still :P
azrx
TonyStarkWantsOne
@OP forgot to mention he was in a relay with his mom
Sparkydoodaa
I have not found my Fitbit to work this way
Loungecat
Ye it's great, a 5 knuckle shuffle, and the fitbit chimes in..... well done keep going, 10 floor's climbed.
nicklefarts
I worked somewhere that gave HSA incentives if you took a certain amount of average steps a day. Guess who never took his FitBit off.
HEYimSQUANCHINinHERE
I thought that's what they are for?
Arich26
Pictures or it didn't happen
antoinebugleboy
Did you know you can connect your Fitbit account to Walgreens and earn money? Jack your way to filthy lucre.
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
Lol
flockofstampedeingducks
Win win!
JeffGodofBiscuits
That's gotta be some kind of record
Confusions
You gotta pump those numbers up! Those are rookie numbers!
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Matthew McConaughey would be so disappointed in me. I probably max out at about 0.5-0.75 miles.
FuriousDawg11
SurprisedBoxer
kukupuff
Username checks out.
SurprisedBoxer
kukupuff
I actually laughed at loud at that, thank you.