Ravroz
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Oct 8, 2017 7:36 PM
Ravroz
114734
2027
76
CPaltman
Stewped
somethingsomethingusernamey
I ask for a ring, and they drop the trousers and bend over
poorwhitetrash
Your parents are good judges of character.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
I asked my parents to hug me and I got arrested because they weren't my parents
sparkingfuse
I asked my dad for a ring and he called me.
clucja1
I'd sell it and buy a Subaru
thegllama
I asked my dad for a hand ooh he did give me a hand... I feel it I FEEL IT
YeePooh
I asked my parents...
SirBlades
reminds me of my high school graduation gift. Ah the perks of no responsibilities lol
clide005
To the one percent!
lurketylurklurk
I asked my mom for something different for dinner and she got the chancla.
Festivejelly
Ugg idve taken it back and exchanged it for a BMW
sonic745
Definitely not.
MapleMaple
I vaguely remember this being a post about a supposed babysitter getting a brand new car as a gift from the couple.
candl2023
How are you meant to put that on your finger?
billybobnelson2718
That's nice?
wooting
i asked my parents for a computer and they asked when i was going to start paying rent
TheWonderfulWorldOfDickButt
I asked my parents for a ring and now I'm homeless. The ring... it's my only posession... my precious ring...
cking1
IT'S MY PRECIOUS!
Hutchy01
You did murder your cousin for it, so that's not exactly unreasonable.
TigerHologram
wellnoshit
Yes but what about second breakfast?
rumandbass
Do teenagers really get $65k cars? That seems insane to me.
killernerd
when mommy and daddy have a lot of money 65k might seem like pocket change.
jonnymarbles
I have one of those but I actually worked for it
ohheckyeahh
No you have an A3, this is an S4
Totallycasual
As someone who grew up at the opposite end of this spectrum its really hard to wrap my head around what it would be like to have this life.
TheLetterKay
My parents took out a loan with my identity, bought themselves a car. Let the loan default and fuck my credit. I didn't even know what
Totallycasual
Mine kicked me out of home at the age of 12, long before having any opportunity to use my name for credit lol
TheLetterKay
Credit was until I was trying to get a car myself and was told there was no way in hell I would qualify for even a beater.
HypnagogicHallucinations
What? Is that someone responding or all one person? And what?
leadenjerry
It's a response. Do you not get the four rings thing?
HypnagogicHallucinations
Obviously the Audi logo, but the rest is a mess. Did she propose to her parents?
graou13
She proposed to her "daddy"
boxxtinn
I asked my parents for a Pepsi, and they said I was on drugs
drGrozozo
Is Coke OK?
retrohellix
You should've asked for a bepis
AladdinSaiyan
Did you go to their schools? Did you go to their churches? Did you go to their institutional learning facilities
waitwhat1234
All I wanted was a Pepsi!
CruelGroundhog
That kind of question could get you institutionalized.
Winstitutionalized
!
Jeeeezzzuusss
People that didn't know made me sad. But it's a Senses Fail song.
SexPenguinViolentVaginalVerticalIntegrationForPopeCuntFuckXIV
Senses Fail covered a suicidal tendencies song. You make me really fkn sad.
Jeeeezzzuusss
Well shit. How was I supposed to know that? It's not like I research all their songs. Can't know everything now.
SexPenguinViolentVaginalVerticalIntegrationForPopeCuntFuckXIV
Then don't poo poo people who might not know senses fail. Glass houses, and all. And listen to some suicidal tendencies for fucks sake
AlcoholSugarSaltFat
I'm not crazy.
customcartoons
They're the ones who're crazy.
LearnToMakeARouxImgur
YOURE THE ONE THATS CRAZY
DarksItachi
They thought I was on drugs when I were asking for coke...
veganfarts
CamelSpotter
ElbowDeepInAJedi
It was probably in your best interest.
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
We decided.
SexPenguinViolentVaginalVerticalIntegrationForPopeCuntFuckXIV
MY best interest.
dickable
ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI, AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME
jackattackkk
Institution!
reborn579
All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi! AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME
NeonRitari
ACatnippedKitty
No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi
Smingersdidit
No, you're on drugs!
NorwegianJim
All I wanted was a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
nerdmatic
Was it like...two Pepsi's? or was it just one?
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
B e p i s
CorneliusCornwall
I asked my dad for some advice about a girl i liked and he beat me with a set of jumper cables
pogstononpatrol
Got me again!!
ProffesorGoogle
CasualTarantula
I understood that reference.gif
Lorcith
pthoman
MelfsAcidArrow
Always bringing up the jumper cables
TheRabidOcelot
What is up with all these jumper cable jokes? Did I miss something?
FysyxIsHere
Oh so you're a lucky one whose father didn't use the jumpercables every chance he got...
ProfessorX404
https://www.reddit.com/user/rogersimon10/comments
FleetingExplative
yourcommentisstupid
How have I never seen this before?
SirBlades
This never gets old.
gayrat5
Ah there it is
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
ah fucks sake
NibblesAndBitsNeverQuits
There really is no good that comes from spoiling a teenager with a luxury car. Just get them something safe and practical.
EnergyFiend
I'm glad my dad only bought me a cheap old car with no AC. Made it so great when I could finally buy the car I wanted.
MacheteBettie
I agree, but there's nothing to indicate this is a first car. I like to think it's a college graduation present.
SirBlades
But Audi's are safe and practical. Its a A4, i would have a problem with A5.
TRDirty
Practical? Please tell me you mistyped problematic
stinkycheezmonky
A5 is a 2-door version of an A4 basically. Why would you have a problem with that?
l33t4life
S4. The A4 doesn't have a red box behind the "A" on the back of the car. S4 is the performance version, which would be unnecessary.
SirBlades
Sorry couldnt see the badge on my screen. Agreed s and rs are not necessary.
themooseof603
nah used carolla
SirBlades
I dont know what to say to that haha
yabbadabbaderpityderpdurpderp
First car is a sacrificial lamb.
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
I refuse to let any damage come to my first car >:(
NitroTheHusky
I thought the same, but that didn't stop someone else from t-boning my car at 50MPH while texting and running a stop sign on a blind curve.
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
Holy shit
NitroTheHusky
Yep. There was a surprising lack of visible damage for the sheer impact but it was totaled nevertheless. /a/DKVTm
FaceBookAI
I have no problem if a family has the money to get their child a nice car. However, I do have a problem if they're not properly trained.
comacomacomacomachameleon
Nothing better than a teenage girl with a learner's permit a 400 horsepower turbocharged engine.
nerdyvet
Thank all the things that this is illegal in my area of Australia. Still happens (esp. with rigged out penis amplifers), but less so
FaceBookAI
You fail to have made the connection with my comment. I'm not taking learners permit. I'm talking serious training and practice.
FaceBookAI
Aside from the typical way, If you've got a nice car you need to learn how to use it far more than a permit asks for. That's what I mean
lizthestarfish
Yah. Especially since she had asked for a ring from her parents. Probably a class ring in context.