PhoneJuice 5

Sep 21, 2022 3:37 AM

Rockstarwizkidd

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I think it's 5

Probably noone else

Is counting anyway

But I didn't

Keep track

Of the chapters

very well

because I wasn't

Expecting

to be uploading

Nearly so much content

But this is unfiltered

So you can feel

That natural phone pulp

That's where all the good stuff is

In that pulpy Phone Juice

fresh squeezed

And organic

this collection grew over time

with limited trimming

Or pesticides

But a lot

Of fertilizer

Cause everyone

Seems to like this app

For the dumps

For while

You dump

Has anyone

Followed this sequentially?

Is there someone out there

Enjoying this ride

Along the content

that I've liked and collected?

We would automatically be friends?

If someone shares

your meme personality

is that some sort

Of compatibility test?

I think

I have a startup idea...

It's a dating site

But you're paired with people

That share you taste in memes

Statistically

And the UI is important

As is security

So we're looking at a lot

of initial capital

I'm assuming you're thinking of investing

Quality dump. nice.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#23 this is what it looks like to take the silver at the a-hole Olympics.

3 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

#1 needs more frosting....

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#50 Cakes by Darci in Banff!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 I'm looking for the songs name

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#10 even the younger generation would have to at least recognize Ramano as Manny's VA from Ice Age once he starts talking.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Any sauce on that trippy clip?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 - Jaxina's still at it I see. :D

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 It's even better in French, since "Gerber" is a somewhat rude way of saying "to puke".

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In German it means "tanner"...

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#19 is actually just called Torpenhow, the hill bit is not an official part of the name. It’s a hill called Torpenhow not Torpenhow Hill.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Interesting fact. Llan-vire etc etc has only ever needed one part time postman

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 is a very old map. At least keep informed and know your current risk factors.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is such a good dump, well done friend!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It took three years of not deleting anything. See you in another three.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that's an awesome idea for a dating service xD

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 Garry Shandling was a gem

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Was???

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

RIP Since 2016

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bookmark comment

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#27 tail wagging stops

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I‘m so gonna steal the Jesus is bi and non-binary explanation from the little girl in #24!

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

It killed me

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, Jesus loves you anyway, I guess.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#27 tough guy finger snapping

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Giraffes love phalluses.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 Nebraska is a liar

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Their reporting was only enforced under certain conditions, so they simply didn't.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#31 I really wish there was sound

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Same. Someone ping me if we get a link to the version with sound

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do not have one, I am sorry.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 it's impressive and all but like one bit of oily spot or like some bird shit and suddenly you're wearing the worst possible shoes

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Number 9 was hilarious. Anyone know who they are or if they have a YouTube channel?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you reversed Goodlahoma and Badlahoma. The one on the left looks like Mississippi with a boner.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no, it's correctly showing Thumbs-Up ("Goodlahoma") and Thumbs-Down ("Badlahoma")

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh! I missed that completely. I get it now

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey I don’t know if you guys noticed but #8 was pretty hot.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I think she can have any guy she wants. By force if necessary...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not how you pronounce worcestershire

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you know?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck pronouncing Worcestershire correctly. I've gone rouge on that word. I Don't have conversations about Worcestershire sauce often anyways

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's not even a difficult word. "Worse-ter-sheer"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Its pronounced wooster

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I *deliberately* say War - Chester - Shire. (i have never liked "werstersheer"). meanwhile over in Massachusetts, there's "Wusta"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wooster is how it is pronounced. Source am english. Where the county and the sauce is from.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

of course you're correct! so now "worcester" and also "worcestershire" are now BOTH pronounced the same "wooster"; so the "shire" is silent

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aye!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0