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So close yet so far...
GasBandit
I hate how stupid people are.
CheesecakePi
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
The life of an idiot sounds awfully exciting.
Fluckberg
Ouroborus
Some people only live because it is illegal to kill them.
Grieger
I feel like most of these have to be dad jokes or else society as a whole is going down in flames in a couple years...
Yamaks
Heh. I like the gameboy customer.
Youguysmademewantakitty
Anyone who says these are fake has never worked retail
skinnymyman
People, what a bunch of bastards
DoYouLikeBread
HenryFondle
LachyRK
Looks like I'm moving to Ontario
cdrwarsstar
Pattosaurus20xx
TIL some people believe beavers are mythical creatures.
LocutusOfBored
Some people have never seen a beaver up close and personal.
MantisTobagganMD
I dont know why, but halfway through i started reading the customers as being from the west country... made it funnier somehow
Wifwolf
http://68.media.tumblr.com/d60869693595637c8c2b3dea9b900957/tumblr_inline_mxn8uboAuP1rwwk99.gif
andyskeels
Me: wondering why the world is so messed up... "Ostriches are birds?"
ElectricSpacePotatoes
4 struck me as mentality ill, paranoid schizophrenic?
JapaneseGeneticists
I feel the bug one to be quite reasonable.
Lavitzzzzzzzzzz
dex2775
Canada: It's like America, but with tits, politeness, and net neutrality!
TheFallenTwo
Yep I was just thinking that
ShadowBlade0911
Just need to convince my wife....
HrdWodFlor
I work at a plant nursery. Customer wanted flowers that bloomed all winter, like the ones across the street. She pointed to the graveyard.
HrdWodFlor
She refused to belive me when I told her that those were fake flowers. Said I wanted to keep all the good flowers for myself.
germanlady
Those incredible stupid people who have children are scary. How did they survive until that point in their lives?
Otirik17
Because modern lifestyle has all but completely eradicated natural selection.
FourBrotherz04
I relate to being called a lazy lifeguard wayyy to much. Youd be suprised how many people call me lazy when i clear the pool for thunder
RoseTylerKillsDaleks
"Oh I'm sorry, go ahead and jump back in, and take this really tall metal rod with you, asshole" me if i was a lifeguard.
FourBrotherz04
Ive almost been there
stonebrood
these aren't all real
blackburrd
I can't believe there wasn't even one where someone was given a crisp $100 bill or have a whole room stop and applaud.
924Carrera
I certainly hope not.
stonebrood
everybody stop upvoting me, I have 69 pts
mudrer
They sound like those made up stories on tumblr
Voidkom
like 90% of them are fake, as usual
JayEnfield
That is a very generous estimate.
alpinej0e
I mean, they're all written by the same person...
ibroketheinternet
I don't think they got the joke...
norwad
Maybe not, but still entertaining
EmporerDragon
Probably not, but after 15 years of retail, I do find them believable.
Tywinning
A good few of them are clearly bullshit/factually impossible but I don't for a second doubt that people can genuinely be that stupid
Angylika
And this is why I am scared for our future....
BMuff
"Tell me what to do with my peanut butter or I'll have you fired!" "Shove it up your ass."
ITSDOWNTONABBEYNOTDOWNTONBABBY
kaitoofrose
For those actually working in retail, what are the odds of meeting these people?
HrdWodFlor
I get at least one a week like this. Not always this bad but totally clueless
xraphaelxx
I'm impressed by your dedication to print screening every submission on 'Not Always Right' and uploading the lot
Fizzboypop
snipping tool makes things easy
Sambarda
My first comment on Imgur: And this is why so many people think of US americans as stupid.
DarkBusterBaron
Unfortunately that is correct also fat and lets be real here a lot of Americans are stupid.
thegrimreaver
If you look at the titles under each entry, it shows where the entry was submitted from. All across the globe, really.
TheSwedishCryptid
To be honest, I've experienced these when being in a call center in Sweden, from both Swedes and UK (Because apparently I had to take those)
kiruwa
Partly because they can read through this whole list, and thought they were all about Americans?
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
A lumberjack is returning a chainsaw to the hardware store after using it for a week. "You told me this thing was much better than my ax -->
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
--> and I could cut up to 20 trees a day with it" he said. "It took me a week to cut down 10 trees". -->
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
"Well let's take a look" said the salesman. He checked the oil and gas, gave it a few pulls and it started right up. -->
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
"What's that noise?" asked the lumberjack.
2graves
My favorites are the ones here where the customer was actually right
ItCanOnlyBeANipple
I hope you're either joking or sterile :(
Marvination
I'm upvoting the parent comment just so more people see this.
l8rz
I'm downvoting it, that sort of behaviour shouldn't be rewarded.
Kaisharga
Yeah! Like that one, number....uh......hang on.....uhh....well, this one...no.......hmm. There's.....well......uh......
GeodesicCarbon
Kaisharga
There might be another problem with getting honey baked ham for a vegan.
GeodesicCarbon
Stupid tired eyes read it as honey baked bun >.< Thank you for the correction.