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Nov 14, 2022 7:18 PM
jonho
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FlaminkoFactor
There's gonna be beef regardless of the dinner menu now, Maddie, get your shit together.
IlioHae
As someone who grew up in HI, I totally understand this reaction. Those are fighting words
Kougeru
I don't understand the "new phone" excuse. I've gotten half a dozen new phones over the last 20 years and my # is the same
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
Some will say its fake. Its me. I'm some.
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
"We want beef to eat we ain't got no beef!"
LaneMartain
"Maddie, this is Gam-Gam. I was asking about dinner. If we've got beef I'll be the one to end it. Your Gma ain't bitch made."
pigzunderground
*your
Yellowdart49
Please, don't catch these hands, Maddie
Decitron
A lot of people here are forgetting that terribly many women have bad experiences with guys texting like the above.
Ebo352
Grandma ain't never gotten unsolicited dick pics and it shows
TrueNorthernLights
Jesus, Maddie, calm your tits.
nakaic81
idiotcube
The world needs more Pop Team Epic memes. It NEEDS them!
rivitingone
I would question whether grandma could send that second text before the reply...
Becker37
I'm not Maddie but can I come
NottherealSlimPickens
Excludos
Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him
NotTinyPancakes
Ay now here's a song i've not heard in awhile
nero4ty2
3OH!3
Megapyton66
Mad Maddie
MapleSyrupMafia
Someone got anger issues.
Primary1
Who tf responds like that to anything. Im gonna say fake
ToasterDent
Somebody who often has dudes harassing them saying shit like "beef is on your menu tonight", "it's time for a pepperoni injection", etc
Primary1
LMAAo nooo bro
KuldFyt
... why is "tonight at 6" a link?
HypnagogicHallucinations
An event time was detected, so it's prompting to schedule it.
KuldFyt
Google chaperoning always finding startling new ways to remind me how creepy they are...
RickO3611
Maddie needs to seriously chill the funk out
Smidge204
Plot twist: Grandma's been dead for over five years...
ClosetGuitarPlayerYesItsThatBad
I’d love to taste ghost gramma’s beef.
dorenavant
Y’all seriously always change numbers with a new phone? I’ve had the same number since 2002.
ZebraCockSandwich
Yeah I got my first cell in 2004- still have the same number through 4 carriers and I no longer live in that state lol
staygayponyboy
these texts are usually fake lol
TheDreadPirateJayneCobb
Maddie goes straight to 11
sochilln
MAD-eeeeee!
JustplainGross
I mean, her name is Maddie, so it's fitting
Harryteeters
Grandma needs to bitch slap that ass back down to a 2
USSBigBooty
Maddie is a fucking piece of shit.
theshinobi23
"Do you want beef? Tonight at 6" "and again at 11"
LeftRightThere
Maddie often says “I have a boyfriend” to people who didn’t care
poscduke
Fine then Lettuce head
lildog21
This is like my wife's favorite meme lol
SleeperXib
I feel like it'd be way more embarrassing had they continued just pointing it out.
LoudBirb
Women default to that because of how often they get hit on. Specifically by men who won't accept a no unless they already "belong" to...
LoudBirb
Another guy. The fact that it's a necessary defense mechanism for some women is depressing.
walnutbreath
Sadly, many guys don't care that she "belongs" to a different guy either because to them, women don't have agency.
mondeca
Maddie, I just want to know when you're doing your part of the group project.
Heisanevilgenius
Ma'am, your purse is on top of your car
millenniumf
To be fair, gramma probably needs to lead with "Got a new number, this is gramma."
idiotcube
Maybe she forgot her number changed.
ironman3010
My guess, just from the vibe of the text, Maddie probably never even put her grandmother's number in her phone.?
eastend666
Everyone's shaming Maddie here, but it's granny that had to go getting a new phone number.
mthrndr01
Maddie has serious anger issues. Grandma doesn't know how to transfer a phone number. Fuck Maddie, Grandma 4 life.
joshybones
you want some fuckin' beef, bro??
mthrndr01
I could be amenable to some beef, sure.
SergiousMaximus
Maddie's already got beef, grandma!! But yes please, thank you.
WoodyGoodman
SauceCreator
CalvinisHobbes
So soon? I't barely finished cooking.
WuProgress
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
Gaaaaarrrryyyyyyy
WoodyGoodman
XuncuTheTiger
That thing where you repeat a word then it just... loses all meaning, and even the phonetics seem to break down into lovecraftian babble.
TheGhostMinx
Chicken chicken chicken chicken. CHICKEN. Chick chicken chick chick chicken.
soupiswhatitsoundslikewhenyoueatsoup
"WHY WOULD YOU PRINT THIS‽‽"
CalvinisHobbes
So soon? It barely finished cooking.
Chrisbbbbbbb
I smell like beef
ILikeToCallItLostWages
Serendipity.pdf
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Oracle547
I understood that reference
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feralpheasant
Nothing but beef.
ZiggyMundo
Yes. And peppers.
YesButMaybe
Yep, and sometimes it's just 'B'
OCTAVlAN
Fuck I was watching and didn't realize it had sound. I was like WTF is this shitty gif. ... haha well done tho!
walnutbreath
Same, I was trying to figure out the reference of a lecturer explaining a productions possibility frontier.
MissIWasntItching
I had a good chuckle until about 18 seconds in. 5,4,3,2,1- and then I laughed hysterically until the end of the video. It hit me JUST right.
MissIWasntItching
And now I just ripped the audio from it, and a portion of this is going to become my new ringtone until I hate it.
farfie
11/10 idea friend.
rosebudthesled
"Please do not be like this"
ROBOTvsMAN
fuck you think we learned it from?
faits
you just know this isn't the first time maddie has been like this to poor grandma
Tifandi
sigh, typical Maddie
Scrambles667
Maddie the baddie
YoungCheesey
I feel like we could all use being called out randomly by grandma from time to time.
DrMissAnonymous
Sounds like something Bird Man would say to Rick
AtmaDarkwolf
oh hell, grandma knew what she did there, ol'gal has game and she knows it :D
gtollie
This is the ultimate grandma burn .. this one cuts deeper than anything her friends could ever say
DaveSamsonite
Gramma knows who she’s dealing with. Maddie’s got walls, cuz she’s been through life a bit and knows all guys are just lookin’ to smash.
CalvinisHobbes
Girls wanna smash, too. We live in the future: it's equal opportunity harassment.
DaveSamsonite
She seemed to be wanted to be left alone