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ThePocho361
Anyone else do the pun/dad joke laugh? "Haaaa"
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
These are some of the worst geek nerd jokes I have ever seen... I love em +1 OP
MrJrHope
saturos01
can anyone explain why it's a chemist, biologist, and a statistician and not just 2 statisticians hunting? Is there a joke I'm missing?
K8teTrain
Dad? is that you?
PhoenixLord
I like Freudian slits, I mean sluts, I mean your mother.
GreaterDog
A statistician would never do such a shitty job interpreting data, especially for a sample size of 2
Waitinglikeastalkingbutler
BoredZen
And it went, wherever I, did go.
drewerd15
The keming on this is aweful.
LazerHawkAttack
You owe me 10 minutes
SnackOverflowError
I think I get the first one but can someone explain it, for-for a friend?
pairupinthrees
The statistician is thinking about the average. If the deer is at 0, biologist hits -5, chemist hits 5, so (-5+5)/2 = 0. Hence, a hit.
supersoldier777
Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus? Nobody...
anxietypotato
I read all of these, I couldn’t stop, damn you *1
ImgurIsOutOfUsernames
There are... 10...
WelcomeToMagrathea
A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician observe a building. Two people enter, three come out. So the biologist says: "This is an
WelcomeToMagrathea
> excellent example of reproduction!". The physicist says: "This looks wrong, we must redo the experiment". The mathematician concludes: >
WelcomeToMagrathea
> "If one person goes in now the building is empty again"
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
I laughed, but was still thinking "fuck you, math"
Dzzz
I swallowed 2 strings and they came out tied together. I shit you knot. A dyslexic man walks into a bra
justsome
*I swallowed two baby lambs, and they came out tied together, I shit ewe not.
justsome
*knot .........dammit
1Person
Keep trying Sport! I believe in you!
justsome
thanks dude. hard out here for a pimp
Ketor
I don’t get the Descartes one...
KayRaven
I think, therefore I am. I think not, therefore I am not.
jlbertram
"Cogito ergo sum" (I think therefore I am)
shobh100
"I think therefore I am" is a quote by him!
assmaster4000
René Descartes, best centre forward West Ham ever had.
LaserhandsMcSplode
He's credited with the phrase, "I think therefore I am."
Aldathane
"I think, therefore I am"
Snograt
No cogitation, ergo no sum.
TinyLiehon
France is Bacon
LeSethX
To expand on above, French philosopher who famously said "I think, therefore I am"
LeSethX
Thus "I think not: I am not"
MCraigWeaver
Descartes was know for saying “I think, therefore I am”.
snoogans671
I think, therefore I am. He said I think not so he disappeard.
aquamanofficial
He ammed not
physicsisalwaysrelevant
I get the Descartes one, but it's wrong. The converse is not necessarily true.
ThomsonI
See American politics, for example.