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When texting the wrong number goes right
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Motormand
I don't know if it's just me, but when I see people spell this badly, it irks me, and makes me want to hit them with a dictionary.
MatissesPieces
Might have been a stent, but not in the radial artery for stenosis in the iliac region.
medicalmonkey
The radial artery is in the arm, so dont think youre all that hannah
bigPapaPickles
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS!??!?
stink3rbelle
#27 is the best. New friends and decorating advice!
myronblayze
#27 made me happy
MuffinProof
Fuck yeah, nigga
drone7
Yeah that was great!
Textuality
Yeah, I liked that one. :)
coolguy4206969
I love it so much. Faith in humanity restored.
babycoolredhead
I've seen this one a lot and I always re-read it because it makes me feel good about humanity.
mattorihanzo
Who sends a text message to a "number listed as the vet"?
clutchthepearls
My vet will text me for follow ups. I think they just realized most people will respond better that way.
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Hannah could be a doctor, if not for this:
ADemocraticBOI
So you can't be a doctor if you're single? I'm gonna have to drop the medical school...
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Just don't microwave butterflies, and you'll be good.
MlCHAEL
#8 took that so well. I love it.
CraigTheBunny
The dumbass with the hotdogs is cracking me up. Finds out he's not texting Jeff then asks the stranger he has been txting for Jeff's number.
daiconrad
I know, right?
ProfTweety
The "Your boyfriend got me pregnant" one. ????????????
skribs
"It's done" sounds like it wasn't a wrong number, but a prank.
JapanesePizza333
My favorite of the dump. Now I just need some random person to text me so I can reply the same way.
Ulfhedin
The guy with the hot dogs and milk took that surprisingly well
AmmiZL
I think that may be what happens when people get really stoned.
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
He does live in Colorado.
MissWow
Hahaha I live in vail this is awesome
marcelinethevampirequeenbb
I literally couldn't read that one it was such bad quality! Is it because I'm on mobile?
AfroSamuraiRM
I just want to try and understand. He thought he knew what the milk and hot dogs were for... What was he thinking of?
BlessYourBeautifulHide
I don't understand how it wasn't cleared up that day. They're texting a few days later.
T1ner
No, he thought he knew why he was busy.
Snoron
No, he thought he knew why the guy couldn't give him a ride.
MostIndeedlySo
That Supernatural thing even ended with the classic Dean/Sam "Bitch - Jerk" thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7um9XAVJyc0
dingleberrytwitch
29 made me cringe bad.your radial artery is in your wrists. This woman had an included foot and you want to open up circulation in her arm?
dingleberrytwitch
Occluded****?
dingleberrytwitch
-?
UtopianDream
I've seen these before... Doesn't matter, I laugh every time.
ilikefatfannys
#8 why does he ask the stranger for Jeff's number? It's driving me mad.
comfortableshoes
He's obviously not the brightest crayon in the box...
eanfledtheelf
And if you showed up at a friends house with unasked-for milk and hot dogs, wouldn't there be some questions asked?
MacSuibhne13
Drugs is a hell of a drug kids.
daiconrad
That was the best/worst part. The best-worst part. Beorst.
ilikefatfannys
That word makes about as much sense as asking a stranger for your friend's number
dpetrukhina
People out there have drug dealers that are also willing to grocery shop for them?!
Tempy785
I'm suspicious of all the "totally real" conversations that conveniently fit perfectly within one screen capture.
spottedfromadistance
+1 OP for the pic of Will Ferrell and the Grandma who feeds everyone :)
registeredtoproveimawesome
Im pretty sure thr dude actually went and had dinner with the grandma. Which makes it so much better imo
Falconette
He did! They posted pictures of him with the family. Imagine if all wrong numbers resulted in the people hanging out...
hodorgoestomordor
"Dammit! Who keeps giving my number to strangers! This is my third family dinner this week and none have been with my family!"
Falconette
Like a grandma wouldn't love to feed the whole neighborhood! Grandma's love feeding people!
Talligan
I should start texting random numbers to call their mother. Call your parents folks! They (probably) love you and miss you!
Okiegoon
Just gonna suck real bad when they tell you their parents are dead.
theholliellama
Both of mine are dead, I don't think it's cheap to call Hell.
samsonguy920
Ouija boards are cheap.
neozuno
Why can't people spell "ridiculous"?
Femme1Elf
Because it's really hard!
KingKnee
IKR? It's unbeleiveable.
WibbleWibble
#28 Hilarious.
samsonguy920
I think that one is my favorite.
Skizzlesnap
There was a story about #19 and how she actually had him over for thanksgiving.
Parallaxish
Source?
Skizzlesnap
https://www.google.com/amp/ktla.com/2016/11/25/grandma-who-promised-to-feed-stranger-via-wrong-text-keeps-promise/amp/
Texantioch
The fuck is a tight nipple?
KarmaRaven23
I like to think its a new drink, oj, vodka, banana liquor, cherry.
ratfaceddog
Hard to unscrew.
Warranty
Cuttin' glass.
Gmayor61
It's a combat ready nipple.
Lochiacoveredpimple
#28 the radial artery supplies the arm and the Iliacs are in the abdominal region supplying the lower half. Wtf kind of fake bs is that?
mondegreen93
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that!
NoNameIsBetterThanThis
Times don't add up either. They both say "Today" but the first one says PM while the second says AM
ifididnothaveabellybuttonwherewouldiputallmylint
Yeah I saw that too
zhiana
Yeah but how else can we continue the idea that googling stuff is better than a medical degree (eg antivaxxer rhetoric)
Ozarck
You're right. That guy totally looks like a Jessica.
DARSKA
He said the patient ended up needing a stent, not that the specified location was correct
Lochiacoveredpimple
Yea but I was commenting on how did Hannah know that it needed to go in the left...either way, this is is beyond stupid and fake af!
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
This makes me feel weird because that's my name and I'm training to interpret doctors' notes for a living...
Zahnradfee
She fucking googled and just mentioned a place that popped up without knowing what she was saying. Don't interprete too much into that.
tunaexecutiononatoastedbun
I googled the dx and found a case study mentioning stents so it's not unlikely: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3036350/
Lochiacoveredpimple
Also, you have 2 iliacs, how did she know which one to put it in?! Matt is a dumbass and needs to be fired before he kills anyone. /rant
BabblesTheBirdKing
Sorry to break it to you but it's #29
Lochiacoveredpimple
I mean yea but....dammit lol
KlatnYelox
YOU HAD THE WRONG NUMBAH!
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
wrong number pic for a wrong number post, how humorous
prfesser
"Youre boyfriend made me pregnant" I'm screaming laughter at 6AM.
DickPicEnthusiast
https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg
Midgarmerc
It's funny how it almost makes sense if you say "You're boyfriend. Made me pregnant."
eiyuu99
Last reply should be "I am Sam and I don't know you"
SchrodingersCat270
Sam I am
Olivebirdy
I found that whole conversation kinda cringy. "I'M TRYING TO BE FUNNY AND WITTY AND CULTURAL LOL!"
IWantToMakeAThemeAccountLikePorridgeOrCeraOrTinyOctopus
"LAUGHTER!!!! LAUGHTER AT 6AM!!!!"
darthlordvadermort
I came back to upvote this
HonestyOfTheBleach
He made me I had no choice in the matter.
AfroSamuraiRM
how is babby formed?
DanTheeOneAndOnlyMan
All your base are belong to us.
LibraryMice
And then the whole train carriage laughed!!!
azureraptor
*baby carriage
NameUser10
Pregant*
ImJustPeachyKeen
Prrrrregante!
hydrochlorothiazide
What I really like is that they correct her spelling of you're but then butcher the word ridiculous
eetsumkaus
well, the Nazis didn't get everything right either
RevanTheJedi
More like a grammar Italian
eetsumkaus
their comments are always on time!
RevanTheJedi
but less competent than grammar nazis'
ratfaceddog
Not to mention, "food places is..."
LMNOParis
What's great is how pregnant one is basically saying she put out for a douchebag
GoodandWholesome
Not much different from the norm
LittleKnownOne
Yup, standard, normal, expected behavior.
lightningboltkid1
As a Married loyal man I try to be super mean to girls so they leave me alone. I think I need to try to be super nice now.
cucumbersome
You are boyfriend made me pregnant
KlatnYelox
HOW IS PRAGANET FORMED?
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg
insomniacfruitbat
PREGANANAT?
LMNOParis
Pregante!
insomniacfruitbat
Girlfriend aint had period since she got pregat?
ObnoxiousComma
thebathtubcat
These always crack me up!
CrazyCatLad
I got a wrong group text and people were like, 'that's not her number.' I replied with pictures of my cats. They liked the pictures.
thebathtubcat
Oh my! Now I want to see pics of your cats.
CrazyCatLad
Sebastian![]()
thebathtubcat
Ooooh! That pic of Token is so awesome. Looks like a badass!
CrazyCatLad
:)
aubergineverte
Shout out to Andrea for getting people to call their mother since 2015!
T1ner
Awww... call your mom people, I'm sure age would love to talk to you!
tropicalsunfish
Lmfaooooo poor dude getting stuck on the phone for half an hour probably like "uh huh, ok, sure mom, yep, ok, uh huh, yep"
KristopherGlass
Me after the firat 5 minutes of actual conversation is over and she's droning about EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. I ended a call by saying 1/2
KristopherGlass
The cat was on fire and i needed to throw it in the pool. 2/2
tropicalsunfish
Hahaha no way!
KristopherGlass
She text me right after and said i could've just said i had to go...i did that like 12 times. What works, works
ABrokenCrayon
Yeah I would be passed if I was tricked into calling my mom
idontenglishsorry
I would not, there is not another person un the world that loves you more
TheActualBruceWayne
I would be pissed, but passed is a valid emotion too.
KZDM
Passed is also a valid motion
ABrokenCrayon
Oops, definitely meant pissed. Thanks.
bryyy
"That's what grandmas do, feed everyone" was a very very solid wholesome meme
WithPride
E
Ansatsunin
That's not a meme.
Danmanbadman
And she kept her promise!
bryyy
For real?? I thought I remembered that story from somewhere! So cool
Danmanbadman
As far as I know she did.
Makardia
Yup, heard about it from my friend Dizzie on Facebook. It was her grandma.
kittenkatt
http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/25/us/iyw-arizona-thanksgiving-invite-trnd/
revivelocalmultiplayer
FaAKe NOOs
fyaycr
This is so good
ComoSeIguana
thank you for posting the link! the wedding one is pretty good too.
kittenkatt
I love it when wrong number texts bring out the best in people. I feel like there needs to be more "bests" out there, in the world.
Lizaderp
Now I miss my grandma
Anhabanana
That makes it so much more awesome
duhisitnotobvious
That's awesome
Femme1Elf
She looks so young to be a grandma
hitlershairydick
Teen pregnancy ftw!
srslydude
My mother was a grandmother at 48, and both she and my brother were married when they had their respective kids.
T1ner
I'm 25, moms 45, grandma just turned 65 last month. She looks very young, people always assume she's my mom.
creynolds722
Have a baby at 20, baby has a baby at 20, grandma at 40. Easy peasy
DMBFDP
Yeah but the grandchild needs to be old enough to be able to text. That wasn't a 42 year old texting a toddler
OneTrueSaviour
Might be one of those people who look younger till they're 70-80
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Baby at 18, baby has baby at 18, grandma at 36, grandchild is 4 when you're 40.
DMBFDP
How old do you think that woman is? I'm a terrible judge of age so that's not rhetorical
KaleidoscopeMindset
My grandma was 36 when I was born. I was 27 when she passed last year. She was 63.
5tellaire
I'm sorry for your loss. :(
PenisShapedPoops
She looks to be in her mod to high 50s, same age as my mom who has a 16yo grandkid.
PlesiosaurWithElementsOfAnIdeaOfTheLochNessMonsterBoy
I was about to say I've slept with women in their 60's that look as young or younger.
Flyndaran
You play X-Box, because it sounds like you may really have slept with many player's moms. lol
PlesiosaurWithElementsOfAnIdeaOfTheLochNessMonsterBoy
Actually can't stand xbox, it's a shite system. I just happen to have a bit of a cougar fetish.
Flyndaran
I have an ancestor that had kids in HER 20s and 50s, all healthy kids too, weird in itself.
Femme1Elf
I'm 25 my dad is 74
PenisShapedPoops
Hes about the same age as my grandparents and I'm 26 (admittedly the last with my bro being 15 years older than me).