Wrong Number Dump

Mar 17, 2017 10:37 AM

davidwallacecfo

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When texting the wrong number goes right

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I don't know if it's just me, but when I see people spell this badly, it irks me, and makes me want to hit them with a dictionary.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Might have been a stent, but not in the radial artery for stenosis in the iliac region.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The radial artery is in the arm, so dont think youre all that hannah

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS!??!?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#27 is the best. New friends and decorating advice!

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

#27 made me happy

9 years ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 1

Fuck yeah, nigga

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah that was great!

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I liked that one. :)

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I love it so much. Faith in humanity restored.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've seen this one a lot and I always re-read it because it makes me feel good about humanity.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Who sends a text message to a "number listed as the vet"?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My vet will text me for follow ups. I think they just realized most people will respond better that way.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hannah could be a doctor, if not for this:

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So you can't be a doctor if you're single? I'm gonna have to drop the medical school...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just don't microwave butterflies, and you'll be good.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 took that so well. I love it.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

The dumbass with the hotdogs is cracking me up. Finds out he's not texting Jeff then asks the stranger he has been txting for Jeff's number.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I know, right?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The "Your boyfriend got me pregnant" one. ????????????

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"It's done" sounds like it wasn't a wrong number, but a prank.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My favorite of the dump. Now I just need some random person to text me so I can reply the same way.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The guy with the hot dogs and milk took that surprisingly well

9 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 1

I think that may be what happens when people get really stoned.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He does live in Colorado.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaha I live in vail this is awesome

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I literally couldn't read that one it was such bad quality! Is it because I'm on mobile?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just want to try and understand. He thought he knew what the milk and hot dogs were for... What was he thinking of?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't understand how it wasn't cleared up that day. They're texting a few days later.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, he thought he knew why he was busy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, he thought he knew why the guy couldn't give him a ride.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That Supernatural thing even ended with the classic Dean/Sam "Bitch - Jerk" thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7um9XAVJyc0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

29 made me cringe bad.your radial artery is in your wrists. This woman had an included foot and you want to open up circulation in her arm?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Occluded****?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen these before... Doesn't matter, I laugh every time.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#8 why does he ask the stranger for Jeff's number? It's driving me mad.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

He's obviously not the brightest crayon in the box...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And if you showed up at a friends house with unasked-for milk and hot dogs, wouldn't there be some questions asked?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Drugs is a hell of a drug kids.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was the best/worst part. The best-worst part. Beorst.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That word makes about as much sense as asking a stranger for your friend's number

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

People out there have drug dealers that are also willing to grocery shop for them?!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm suspicious of all the "totally real" conversations that conveniently fit perfectly within one screen capture.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 OP for the pic of Will Ferrell and the Grandma who feeds everyone :)

9 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 1

Im pretty sure thr dude actually went and had dinner with the grandma. Which makes it so much better imo

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

He did! They posted pictures of him with the family. Imagine if all wrong numbers resulted in the people hanging out...

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

"Dammit! Who keeps giving my number to strangers! This is my third family dinner this week and none have been with my family!"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Like a grandma wouldn't love to feed the whole neighborhood! Grandma's love feeding people!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I should start texting random numbers to call their mother. Call your parents folks! They (probably) love you and miss you!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Just gonna suck real bad when they tell you their parents are dead.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both of mine are dead, I don't think it's cheap to call Hell.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ouija boards are cheap.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why can't people spell "ridiculous"?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because it's really hard!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IKR? It's unbeleiveable.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#28 Hilarious.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think that one is my favorite.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was a story about #19 and how she actually had him over for thanksgiving.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The fuck is a tight nipple?

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

I like to think its a new drink, oj, vodka, banana liquor, cherry.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hard to unscrew.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Cuttin' glass.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

It's a combat ready nipple.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#28 the radial artery supplies the arm and the Iliacs are in the abdominal region supplying the lower half. Wtf kind of fake bs is that?

9 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 1

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Times don't add up either. They both say "Today" but the first one says PM while the second says AM

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah I saw that too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but how else can we continue the idea that googling stuff is better than a medical degree (eg antivaxxer rhetoric)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You're right. That guy totally looks like a Jessica.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He said the patient ended up needing a stent, not that the specified location was correct

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Yea but I was commenting on how did Hannah know that it needed to go in the left...either way, this is is beyond stupid and fake af!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This makes me feel weird because that's my name and I'm training to interpret doctors' notes for a living...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She fucking googled and just mentioned a place that popped up without knowing what she was saying. Don't interprete too much into that.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I googled the dx and found a case study mentioning stents so it's not unlikely: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3036350/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, you have 2 iliacs, how did she know which one to put it in?! Matt is a dumbass and needs to be fired before he kills anyone. /rant

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Sorry to break it to you but it's #29

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I mean yea but....dammit lol

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

YOU HAD THE WRONG NUMBAH!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

wrong number pic for a wrong number post, how humorous

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Youre boyfriend made me pregnant" I'm screaming laughter at 6AM.

9 years ago | Likes 684 Dislikes 12

It's funny how it almost makes sense if you say "You're boyfriend. Made me pregnant."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Last reply should be "I am Sam and I don't know you"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sam I am

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I found that whole conversation kinda cringy. "I'M TRYING TO BE FUNNY AND WITTY AND CULTURAL LOL!"

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

"LAUGHTER!!!! LAUGHTER AT 6AM!!!!"

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

I came back to upvote this

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He made me I had no choice in the matter.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

how is babby formed?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

All your base are belong to us.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And then the whole train carriage laughed!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*baby carriage

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pregant*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Prrrrregante!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What I really like is that they correct her spelling of you're but then butcher the word ridiculous

9 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

well, the Nazis didn't get everything right either

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

More like a grammar Italian

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

their comments are always on time!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

but less competent than grammar nazis'

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not to mention, "food places is..."

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

What's great is how pregnant one is basically saying she put out for a douchebag

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Not much different from the norm

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Yup, standard, normal, expected behavior.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

As a Married loyal man I try to be super mean to girls so they leave me alone. I think I need to try to be super nice now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are boyfriend made me pregnant

9 years ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 0

HOW IS PRAGANET FORMED?

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

PREGANANAT?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Pregante!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Girlfriend aint had period since she got pregat?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These always crack me up!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I got a wrong group text and people were like, 'that's not her number.' I replied with pictures of my cats. They liked the pictures.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my! Now I want to see pics of your cats.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sebastian

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooooh! That pic of Token is so awesome. Looks like a badass!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shout out to Andrea for getting people to call their mother since 2015!

9 years ago | Likes 569 Dislikes 2

Awww... call your mom people, I'm sure age would love to talk to you!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lmfaooooo poor dude getting stuck on the phone for half an hour probably like "uh huh, ok, sure mom, yep, ok, uh huh, yep"

9 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 2

Me after the firat 5 minutes of actual conversation is over and she's droning about EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. I ended a call by saying 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

The cat was on fire and i needed to throw it in the pool. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Hahaha no way!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She text me right after and said i could've just said i had to go...i did that like 12 times. What works, works

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah I would be passed if I was tricked into calling my mom

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I would not, there is not another person un the world that loves you more

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would be pissed, but passed is a valid emotion too.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Passed is also a valid motion

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oops, definitely meant pissed. Thanks.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"That's what grandmas do, feed everyone" was a very very solid wholesome meme

9 years ago | Likes 1768 Dislikes 1

E

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not a meme.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And she kept her promise!

9 years ago | Likes 357 Dislikes 0

For real?? I thought I remembered that story from somewhere! So cool

9 years ago | Likes 203 Dislikes 1

As far as I know she did.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yup, heard about it from my friend Dizzie on Facebook. It was her grandma.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

FaAKe NOOs

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

This is so good

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

thank you for posting the link! the wedding one is pretty good too.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I love it when wrong number texts bring out the best in people. I feel like there needs to be more "bests" out there, in the world.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Now I miss my grandma

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That makes it so much more awesome

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's awesome

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She looks so young to be a grandma

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Teen pregnancy ftw!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mother was a grandmother at 48, and both she and my brother were married when they had their respective kids.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 25, moms 45, grandma just turned 65 last month. She looks very young, people always assume she's my mom.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Have a baby at 20, baby has a baby at 20, grandma at 40. Easy peasy

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Yeah but the grandchild needs to be old enough to be able to text. That wasn't a 42 year old texting a toddler

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Might be one of those people who look younger till they're 70-80

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Baby at 18, baby has baby at 18, grandma at 36, grandchild is 4 when you're 40.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How old do you think that woman is? I'm a terrible judge of age so that's not rhetorical

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My grandma was 36 when I was born. I was 27 when she passed last year. She was 63.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry for your loss. :(

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

She looks to be in her mod to high 50s, same age as my mom who has a 16yo grandkid.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was about to say I've slept with women in their 60's that look as young or younger.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You play X-Box, because it sounds like you may really have slept with many player's moms. lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually can't stand xbox, it's a shite system. I just happen to have a bit of a cougar fetish.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have an ancestor that had kids in HER 20s and 50s, all healthy kids too, weird in itself.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 25 my dad is 74

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hes about the same age as my grandparents and I'm 26 (admittedly the last with my bro being 15 years older than me).

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