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1993 - 8th Grade Valentines Banquet
We had "banquets"...and we were fancy 8th graders.
1997 High School Graduation
2002 Wedding
2005 Pearl Harbor
2009 Trip to Florida
2010 Trip to the U.P. of Michigan
See the rainbow???
2011 New Years Party
2013 Trip to Yellowstone
Holy crap! I can't believe it has been that long! We game, we Reddit, we travel, we have dog (or dog has us), we have fun.
Ashcaspy
I strangely enjoyed watching him slowly lose his hair...
burysandcream
An Imgurian Marshall and Lily. Bravo, you two!
raegull
GO BLUE
CowsGoMooALot
The UP! We Yoopers approve.
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
A chilling journey through the terror that is male pattern baldness. 4/5 stars.
kazamroxmysox
Yay for Michigan!
idrinkcheapbeer
I saw the balding head and kept expecting the guy to die from cancer. And then I was going to woo you. Because you would be single.
KatieMathNerd
Michiganders!!!!! Yay!!!!
chemistrydoc
Middle School Sweethearts? I think you just broke Hallmark.
TheFlyingHellfish
I was thinking, "how old are they? 20 years since middle school?" Did the math, they're 3 years older than me. Well, my head asplode.
Anrack
Yay, Michigan!
nothingfunnytosay
Who the hell are you? Cory and Topanga?
albiedk
GO BLUE!
idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
Your wife has changed minimally, meanwhile your hair is now minimal
duhbruh
Slowly embracing the baldness
saxdiver
Yeah, bummer about the hairline...
gcninja
as a 22 balding person http://img.pandawhale.com/52448-Homer-Simpson-middle-finger-gi-T9ap.gif
KermitDeFrog
The wife is the one who made this post.
thefantasticzissou
When I got to the bald picture, I thought this was a sad cancer story.
rightsaid
that explains all the hats in the middle
erhmgur
you can actually tell when he was just like "fuck it" and accepted it
itinsistsuponitself
I was like that in my first year of college, wore hats ALL the time and finally accepted it and started shaving...Best thing ever
ladyboi21
You are a dick for pointing that out when this is such a wonderful story...a dick that I upvoted but a dick nonetheless.
idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
I'll take it!
EggsAndSnakey
U OF MMMMMMMMMMM
andyonetime
...I would...just saying
i81u812
GoBlue!
Hackabilly
Your life is Ike one of those uplifting country songs that makes you cry with happiness and joy.
WomanInTheRedDress
+1 for knowing that feel.
WarDoctor
God I kept scrolling, knowing something awful was going to happen to her. I'm so glad everything worked out.
ImMrNovember
I was like "Please don't be dead, please don't be dead..."
SaucyMcGoose
For a half second I thought the 2009 Michigan picture was missing one of them and was a grave...
jalapenochip
i thought cancer because of the hair :/
thekindofsmellysmellthatsmellssmelly
i was like "shit his hair is gone.. prepare for onions."
DragonEmperor18
I was so scared of this ending.
lapomm
You people really have trust issues. Children of divorce.
Amalthea22
Children of the Internet.
jacobab
GO BLUE.
BananaLeemonPie
Go Blue!
elchingon84
Go banana
natesezgoblue
Go Blue!
imnotsogoodatbeingcreative
Automatic +1 for the U.P
BaxterTheMiniatureBuddha
Yoopers!
CowsGoMooALot
Yoopers unite!
BronsonRobertson
Go Blue!
TacticalChungus
It must be nice to have true love.
banananananananananananananana
Or just love even...
Maximumerhamster
why do I feel like throwing rocks at your happiness?
nachtgeist
WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY!?
jups2709
My take away from this is that 1993 was 20 FUCKING YEARS AGO?!
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
I don't get why people have trouble with the 90's being 20 years ago. 9/11 was twelve years ago, and I promised to Never Forget. 'Murica.
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
Allow me to play you the song of my people: *blatant patriotism ensues*
jups2709
Honestly it's because for most of my life, 20 years ago meant before I was born or before I could remember. But now...
thecraftinista
I'm in the same boat. It's kind of terrifying.
jups2709
I am old enough to remember things from 20 years ago. It freaks me out!
BrodinTheAllFather
I hope one day I can find someone like this to share my life with.
HobbitHouse
someone you met in the 8th grade? that ship may have sailed...
NukeLaloosh
Screw you and your attractiveness and your happiness.
airmack
It's ok. It looks like he has cancer.
analyticmonkey
I had to login just to upvote your comment. Because it's just that good.
PyroDragon
I agree
scarabrae
A functional couple? BATTLESTATIONS.
VoteTurdSandwich
+1 for saying exactly what I was thinking.
th3guardian
Glad I am not the only one who hated my life a little more after seeing this
HowUnfortunate
The Imgur Community frowns upon your shenanigans.
whenahairgetsinyourbutt
my thoughts exactly.
PulloverNoItsACardiganKillerBootsMan
Fuck everyone's happiness. It just isn't fair anymore :(
TheTransponster
I'm with you. Every time I see these posts, I think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTq66KIag9Y
slong
Me too..
bothwarmandhot
my actual thoughts
PizzaPizzington
downvoted you from the present HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Phraxonomy
Yeah! Fuck you and fuck my life.
retrohellix
So much fucking, sounds like an orgy of emotions.
sam1tahsin
A sad orgy
gtrain68
A sorgy?
Jiraiyaasama
Ooh is their dog a corgy?
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH
lube tears
SaintPepsiiii
A mixture of pain, and pleasure.
MountainWhale
at least he's bald
kamicatkamicat
but still very attractive :(
33Fox
Yeah but we were hoping for a cancer sob story :(
quantacostacerveza
Patience young one, patience.
MountainWhale
Oh, you are so morbid, I like that!
quantacostacerveza
I know you do, young grasshoppa.
brikhouse2
as someone who's been nothing but fucked around by men, I concur.
33Fox
I bet there's something all those "men" had in common that you go for too often
brikhouse2
I'm sure there is. I've tried changing my type & going for someone who I might not have been so physically attracted to, same chit happened
IGotFiiiveOnIt
Excuse me, but I think you meant to say "boys".
brikhouse2
that's really just an excuse. they aregrown men who choose to treat women like chit. they are not boys, they know exactly what they aredoing
iliketotellabsurdconspiracies
I would enjoy know what exactly "fucked around" entails.
brikhouse2
lied to, lead on, manipulated, cheated on, stolen from, abandoned in the middle of a city i didn't know in a different country, and the (1)
brikhouse2
better ones just ignored me half of the time. pretty much everything but physically abused, well not everything, but it feels like it (2)
Cerinna
It amuses me that YOU have to ask this. :)
iliketotellabsurdconspiracies
Acting.
brikhouse2
add used to (1). I've also never been verbally abused either. I don't want to try and compared my experience to those who have been abused.
iliketotellabsurdconspiracies
Perhaps you're going for the wrong type of guy?
brikhouse2
i dont even know the type i am going for but the thing is you don't really know they are assholes until you are attached emotionally.
11II0O0
I always upvote Michigurians.
yakattak10
I think they're redditors though....
kazamroxmysox
We stick together!
SleepsWithVibroblades
Have another on me, for inventing a great word.
CowsGoMooALot
I like this!
i81u812
We thank you for that. But its Michiganders. Unless you mean imagurians+michigan.
11II0O0
I meant the latter. I know the actual term is Michigander :-)
i81u812
Well 58% of people prefer it, there is no official term.
11II0O0
Only other term I've ever heard is Michiganian. I've lived in MI for my entire life and I much prefer Michigander!
i81u812
Same
CaesarAugustus
I used to call myself (I still do shhh) Michiganite.
CowsGoMooALot
I prefer Michigander, too. I'm a Yooper, but live downstate. I still like Michigander :)