Motorcycles

Nov 29, 2017 4:29 AM

footfucker

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I work in accident reconstruction and most of these people are lucky to be alive. Wear your helmets at the very least, please.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only two of these were not a result of the motorcyclist driving dangerously. (#2 & #5)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

More like idiots, and idiots not wearing the right gear.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#5 is not the motorcyclists fault. Also that's why there are regulations on how to secure your stuff...

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Lost it at "IN" lmao

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Defensive driving. Get better at it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*people who don't know how to ride* motorcycles

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#7 that's ok grandma broke my fall

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#2 woah! Just seeing him basically floating in the air before landing. That's why you wear proper gear people.

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Would have been pretty awesome if he stuck the landing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The spaghetti arms on #3 had me

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This was pretty satisfying to watch +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"Dress for the slide, not for the ride" dont remember the sauce sorry

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Most (not all) of these look like general incompetence on the part of the cyclist

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1 deserved it

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 9

7 your own damn fault and 1 almost killed by "foam floaty"??

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Half the wheels attract half the brain

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That is Spider-Man (Peter Parker) who just got rear ended.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#6 was a professional stunt. The "woman" on the back is a dummy. Like, a mannequin not an idiot.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’ll never stop.Always ride on the defense. I love motorcycles.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Please tell me #2, when u see the body hit the ground in the distance that it was his helmet rolling away and not his head

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You can see his head is either attached or at least very close to his neck when you first see him after the camera disconnects.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The camera fell off the mount and rolled. Not the riders head or the helmet

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#8 "i meant to do that."

8 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 1

Here hold my bike.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Na na na na na na na na BIKEMAN!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Idiots* (apart from the one that's clearly a movie stunt)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#5 ? Obviously poor load attachment on the other guys part?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that would be #1 (or am i wrong?)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6. #1 looks like plain ol idiocy.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The couple going through the back of an SUV, you can see the cameras that were set up to catch the interior view.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#1 is a fuckstick

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 11

He did get cut off.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

He was going way too fast for that traffic.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Yes, the red car that switched lanes without indicating is totally not at fault here.. smh

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Karma. Ride like the road is your personal race track, and that shit will happen.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

And yet when summer comes around, all I hear from people is WATCH FOR MOTORCYCLES. Maybe they should be watching as well.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

At least 3 of these were caused by cars changing lanes or turning in front of motorcycles. Clearly they were not watching out.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

#6 is from a film set. Notice the extremely expensive camera rigging.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dress for the slide, not the ride!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rode for 30 years. People thought I was crazy for wearing leathers in the summer. Saved my skin several times. Ride like your invisible. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 Too often I saw drivers look right through me and try to drive right through me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, sure.. a lot of these are the cyclist being morons. But I can't fault #5 in that crash

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 6

to be fair, he did almost land the jump

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IDK... he's approaching too fast and too close. Otherwise it tumbled in the same direction he took to avoid it.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Yeah, that one was bad luck (and asshat who doesn't secure his load properly)

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Poor thing. Bad luck, not his fault, but boy does it make for a funny clip

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

On monday a ladder flew out of some trucks bed in the lane next to me. About a dozen cars had a terrible day. Don not know if the truck knew

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Biker should have braked sooner. The load wasn't properly tied down, but part of being a biker is always assuming others will mess up.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Yeah I am with you. The load is coming down but he did not brake until a lot later

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*part of being a human* this applies to a lot of situations. Like driving a car.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Same with #2. Driver cut in front of the biker AND forgot they had a trailer.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Honestly, the biker should've been perfectly fine, if that fucker was moving at a proper pace, what was he doing, 3km's a Second?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

The entire clip seems slowed down, so it's really hard for me to judge if he was driving too fast or not. All I know is that left turn >

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

traffic like that is one of the most dangerous things for bikers b/c the other person is generally really bad at estimating the biker's >

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

distance and rate of approach.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#1 world class assclown. #2 counter steer much? #3 Target fixation is a real mf. For the love of God, take a MSF course and wear gear.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 10

#2 they locked up their rear brake when they tried to turn. Doesn't work very well.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#2 thats called jack knifing. it happens when motorcycles and semi trucks have to brake at high speeds when car drivers drive like jackass

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

that is not jackknifing you moron. that person is turning in and the motorist didn't slow down and didn't see the trailer until after.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 10

That's not a person turning in you moron. That's a person cutting off on coming traffic.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

He's talking about the way the bike's leaning left while the bars are turning right. I assume.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

correct

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v my favorite

8 years ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 6

Hell, I know that guy. Randy "Road-Rash" Scabotti!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dude hit a banana peal in mario cart

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

These comments are keeping me from eating more

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rehearsal tape for disney's motorcycles on ice

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I cringed the whole ride x(

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Death wobble. More common in cruiser bikes than anything.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why record it in portrait though...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Good thing his face broke his fall

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

F

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DEJA VU!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've done this on a bicycle, still swear to this day something was already wrong with the bike.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh fuck. there's no way he lived through losing that much skin

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those wife beaters. Not exactly Kevlar.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Almost lost a buddy to the death wobble. Thank goodness for helmets

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Gah damn....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

All the gear.. All the time!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How can you have a favorite crash? Gifs like this freak me out

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Good thing he had that sleeveless shirt and helmet to protect himself.

8 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 1

*Bloodbucket.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Open face helmet too... yeesh

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Hahaha

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He looked pretty cool though, up until the point where he suffered life-altering damage.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I had a front blowout at 65 last year, cracked my rim in 4 places. Death wobbled safely to a stop. Ejected 6 months ago hitting gravel...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still riding?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I ride about 10k a year. First month or so I didn’t lean as far or as much but it wasn’t really a bike traction issue either.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0