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Jan 29, 2017 1:05 AM
illsmith
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BrandName
When you sexually identify as an attack helicopter
DustinDaShelf
Adventure Time got weird
whatthefuckgus
My old go-to username was helicunter so this amuses me.
amars1111
@ISeeNipple
ShitSpeckledMuppetFart
Waits for helicopter mode to kick in...
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Baronduki
Man that would hurt.
HEYimSQUANCHINinHERE
Squanchy
AlaSnackbar
What!? no mature warning @op? Don't you know we have a lot of sensitive hearts here. You might scar them for life with your insensitivity.
shtoups
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
To impress a chick, do the helicopter dick.
LoganSwoffer
Atratvs
Is this part of a longer comic/anime?
notme222
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1485100767-20170122.png
FancyPantlessTeaParties
http://smbc-comics.com/comics/1485100780-20170122after.png
profinger
That is hilarious!!!
PhillipBee
why is the guy so angry?
AppleSautts
http://imgur.com/CaJCQ6L
debugstatement
every time I see this gif I just hear Stephen Merchant telling a story on "The Ricky Gervais Show"
LittleLadyChaos
I like how on both the carpet matches the drapes.
SpeciousDennis
Sauce?
AccountFormerlyKnownAsCouldBeADickPic9000
Can confirm this is how a penis works
Ronelyn
Shit like this is why I'm a lesbian.
SweenDog
Cum firm* should be how one works as well
GoodEveningThisIsWhatAButtDoesPBBPPBBTT
Yup. This is how I get to work every day.
illsmith
It's just Physics
DickDynasty
Phallics *
sashadqaf
And if it doesn't you can always return it if you kept the receipt .
Serega81
No need for Uber
AWrinkleInGoldenGirlsTime
Liftoff
dewdude
"To impress a chick; helicopter dick."
rezanators
To impress a chick do the helicopter dick
bkkhk
Throw that dick in a circle
catsrtasty
I dated a chick for years who loved the helicockter. Probably her 2nd favorite dick trick. Next gf not impressed, thought it was juvenile.
catsrtasty
So in response I showed her the mushroom stamp. In unrelated news, President Trump is a twat and I am single.
Envy1990
She has an amazing figure. And yes. I am aware that's a cartoon figure
Triggeredfeminist
She doesn't have a bellybutton
365daysofwine
Honestly with that thigh to hip ration I doubt she'll ever find pants that for properly
TheQuack
I don't like her hairstyle.
adrizen
Pixie cuts FTW!
Envy1990
True. Little bit too short
Arracor
Sssssooooo..... who's the artist...? Since literally nobody asked already, somehow.
Denamic
Let this be a warning to you women, as it is really hard to land
Veszy
@iseenipple
ThatSniperKille
The female in this is unnaturally attractive to me for some reason.
Arracor
Super thicc, insane hips, short girl, short hair, playful in bed, initial sad expression provokes instinctual protective feelings and bond.
ThatSniperKille
Yea, yea, that's about right thanks for summing it up though. I'm not being sarcastic if it sounds that way. Sorry.
Arracor
Logic and analysis win the day on this gif about dickcoptering! (Also when she turns over for a brief second her pubes are heart-shaped.) ♥
Leeloothedog
im kind of curious if the mods will get rid of this due to cartoon boobs n such... i mean comments get deleted for not breaking rules so...?
LargeHoman
I think art is okay. I think.
SherMattLockSmith
This has been on the front page many times before, never been removed to my knowledge.
illsmith
The penis is pixelated so if it does get removed they'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Pantafle
Where is this from anyway?
Leeloothedog
haha iv had comments removed that dont even come close to break the rules. imgurs mod staf is from saudi arabia.
rustttt
sandBURNNNNN
TheSplendidEntity
I had a terrible tiger removed... like, wtf imgur?
darkladyvanstar
Did you expose your ankles? Or mention that? Kind of counts as erotica, you know!
amh7912
Video game rules. Males are fine, BUT YOU SHOWED BOOBS AND WHAT COULD BE BUSH D: MY POOR INNOCENT MIND NOW I HAVE TO RAPE?!
amh7912
Is that the logic? IDK man, I'm still trying to figure out why that guy got banned for sharing the vagina in Watch Dogs, while dicks abound.
FuckYourMorality
In film it's the other way around.
amh7912
No it's not. Not in Hollywood ones with ratings. Vag=bad in America. Boobs are same as in games, butt is kinda eh.
sendbobsandvegana
These genitalia are not intended to stimulate erotic feelings, so they're cool.
OfficialMonsantoPR
I'm aroused. Are you a mod? Remove this post it's stimulating me eroticlly
NZSheeps
Have you met our community? They get turned on by a pine tree.
Anthonlee
A nicely folded piece of tin foil does it for me
Leeloothedog
only the tree kin omisexual spirit detention dwelling ent people tho
Leeloothedog
dimension*
lilwood5
I'm a grower not a shower
HistorySchmistory
When I was born, doctors thought that I had three legs. And women still do if they see it for the first time.
DarthWhatsHisFace
I'm neither :(
AGenerationLost
I just have a small dick either way
FlyinHawaiian13
I like to pretend getting a boner is the "make my monster grow" part of a Power Rangers episode. Sometimes I hum the theme song
mizcs
i'm a golden shower
goddamngenius
Me too, bro, me too.
Hellstorm99
Same. Which is entertaining as hell when a girl see tiny little thing become this hulking mass. "Where did that come from!?"
Keepcalmandfapfapfapfap
I really love growers, because the whole experience to feel it grow in my mouth is absolutely astonishing! I love it !
SemperFiZero
Same. My gf likes to put it in her mouth when it's soft and quickly regrets it 5seconds later when I'm at full salute.
illsmith
Whiplash
Keepcalmandfapfapfapfap
I really love growers, because the whole experience to feel it grow in my mouth is absolutely astonishing! I love it !
ElawnMuskie
Manisaning
i'm not a grower...or a shower...kill me
Greggernaut
I was in the pool!
MindRape
yeah I actually don't understand why anyone actually judges from soft
AGenerationLost
I just have a small dick either way
chllnpart
Papercuts hurt too!
nipplepanties
The difference between blacks and whites is the above statement.
MindRape
neither black note white here
nipplepanties
Showers and growers is the differentiate
yourbassist
Hung like a Guinness can!
yourbassist
I guess downvoters don't remember Weeds very well.
thatguy1943
I'm a bath, not a shower
GalbraithS
Im a grill
GalbraithS
Was waiting for this comment
lilwood5
Dammit~
ianofminnesota
Sometimes my dick is smaller than a goddamn thumbtack, other times it fucking dangles. Pisses me right off
BatmanRidingANarwhal
Wow okay it's more normal than I thought then
SuicideIsNotAnOption
Makes no sense does it.
Sugarcrotch
Maybe try not looking at pictures of your granny all day?
CrispyCream
It sucks, but i'm always in a good mood on long dong days
Kur111
long dong days would make for an interesting korean boy group