Well..... FML

Apr 8, 2016 11:01 AM

me irl

Still not enough pepper on those eggs

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"Fuck my death" - guy in coffin

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What, you've never had eggs au poivre?

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#9 they have a rope attach to it IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE

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Looks like a cheap trampoline and a house in hurricane/tornado/strong winds area.

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How did that trampoline happen?!

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SAIL

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We had a trampoline blow off into the woods near our house during a very windy storm so yeah, wind.

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I'm gonna go with: Wind?

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Is the guy in #27 a Skyrim guard?

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I would treat that as a challenge and fuck that goose shit up.

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I do not condone this as a smart idea, on the simple grounds of it being an entirely stupid idea.

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It was a good post until the fake text and meme face

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I agree

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I feel like the girl with her head stuck is the start of a Japanese porn plot.

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>.< I've read a hentai manga with that being the plot

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That's somewhere in Australia. It's our deadly Bustop claiming another victim for a slow death

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That cat is like FUCK YEA FREE DINNER

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Whenever you get a text "what are you doing?" While at a club/bar, look around a bit first for your spouse.

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or, OR, just don't lie

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Pshh! Get outta here with that crazy talk!

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I know right? I'm such a hypocrite.

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+1 for not including "well fuck" after each pic. And, in general, showing us all life can suck more.

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I thought #2 were just lumpy yellow potatoes until I noticed the little orange feets. XD

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"It was like that when you brought it in." - Mechanic, probably

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were any of those chickens hurt? please say no!!! SAY IT!!

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No. yes :(

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no no they lived long happy lives in tiny cages before they were slaughtered to be mcnuggets

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That is exactly the right amount of pepper

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Where's your God now?!?!

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I've done that BWM one with my VW Cabrio twice over the course of 12 years. Apparently it's a known issue. To make matters worse, the 1-

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Germans just aren't good at unlocking.

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passenger door doesn't have a lock. First time I didn't have my remote entry so my son's friend had to climb in the trunk to unlock it.

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i've done the opposite, i instead of pulling the lock out i pushed it into the door while trying very quickly to open it in the rain.

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I spent way too long trying to figure out what you meant by the BWM one

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Oh dang, sorry. I wish Imgur would allow minor stealth edits for screw-ups like that.

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Not me, I'm dyslexic, I knew exactly which one he was talking about.

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that one with the girl in the wedding dress is just sad.

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I'm pretty sure that's Rachel Greene. It'll be alright, the next 10 years will be good to her.

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It's been said before that she wasn't jilted, she just got hella drunk at her wedding and caught public transport home hah

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Yep. She went to some sporting event with her new husband on their wedding day and her team lost and she had tok much wine

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Yea you would just want to hug her and tell her its going to be alright

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But why is she on the subway? No one would drive her home?

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I think last time it was posted the groom was seated opposite and they had just been to some sporting game and she's hungover or something

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Ah ok so they really did get married? Now I feel bad for her.

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#1 - just scrape it off. Don't let good eggs go to waste.

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#1 just brush it off and eat it anyway.

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This wouldn't have happened if they'd've used a pepper grinder.

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The picture with all the chicks is genuinely heartbreaking!

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I thought they were potatoes.. thanks for ruining my night :(

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I zoomed in to make sure they were alive. Some of them were :(

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Because growing to adulthood only to be eaten is a better life?

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Oh thank god. Logic.

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At our level of the food chain, why are we still taking grief from these geese?

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Agreed, wring that neck and have a nice goose dinner. There may be some scars, but it will be worth it.

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"Suddenly oven" — never drive while baked :)

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This is why I always read the comments.

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Truck was already wrecked. Engine removed. Engine bay used for oven carrying.

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Man, people will find this one hilarious, however shit is real. One time i experienced, "Suddenly BBQ Pit" and my car's auto-brake saved me.

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But... How ?

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hear loud clang, looking for it, huge truck in front of me has no brake lights, he slams brakes due to grill, car brakes. Subaru EyeSight.

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They fall off of a truck (more accurately a trailer, usually someone moving themselves). In case that's what ya meant.

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Needs more pepper on those eggs.

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Mmmmmm.. Spicy eggs

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just add more salt and ur fine

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Looks like two of the yolks were already broken anyway, just toss 'em out at that point.

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I did this but with red pepper flakes and ate it anyway. I commit to my mistakes.

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Things are gettin too spicy for the pepper

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Right? You can still see the eggs.

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"how much pepper do you want" "yes"

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Hahaha that's pretty funny

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Keurig garlic is happening to my roommate

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It's going to break your Keurig.

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Please tell me you're the roommate.

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I'm somebody's roommate. In a certain frame of reference, I am definitely THE roommate

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It's a keurig, made for coffee only! They almost made garlic! Lol

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It's a brand of coffee pot that uses proprietary coffee pods. That Papa Johns thing contains butter. Someone is about to brew discord.

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I don't get it either. All I know is that "keurig" means neat in Dutch (roughly translated).

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I googled it. It's a coffee machine, like a Nespresso. And the sauce pod fits into the machine like the coffee pod does.

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Thank you! I've learned something today :)

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What is that in #8?

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Iron Man's wife

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Its what's for dinner!

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Fish. Truck was hauling fish for stocking lakes/rivers/etc.

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Fish guts and heads

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I regret asking, but thank you.

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Yum!

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Why is there just a picture of a coke bot..... oh....shit....

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I thought it was a toy story alien

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I call bullshit

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Smithsonian Air and Space Museum? They have planes hanging from the cieling.

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exactly. that's terrifying

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THE REFLECTION SUPPOSED TO BE I DONT GET ITTTTT

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Airplane coming right at it.

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A plane I think

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looks shopped.

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I think it is a hanging model plane in that room.

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Considering the phone would be destroyed yeah

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Not nessisarily...Stranger things have happened.

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I mean I have dropped an iphone 3 feet and cracked the screen in 3 spots, cant imagine what a building falling on it would do

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Dropped mine screen down w/o case on concrete and fine. I dropped one on fresh mowed grass. Completely fucked.

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What if it was an iPhone and it uploaded to the photo stream thingy

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Yeah but how fast is it lol, I dunno I thought it was like every night it backs to icloud, been android all my life

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I don't know if it's instant either but it probably is fake

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Those poor chicks

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#1 was gonna be a chick.

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It gradually dawned on me what I was looking at, and then it destroyed me. I adore birds and the whole scene was a horrific nightmare :*(

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Supply and demand = time to take out the humane part to make room. :(

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I'd like to point out that we all saw a picture of dead chicks.

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A lot of them were probably squashed :'(

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Legit thought you guys were talking about the broken eggs. Oops.

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:(

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All I could hear was PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP

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If you all think that's inhumane (NSFW af) http://www.weanimals.org/gallery.php">d=33#ph1">http://www.weanimals.org/gallery.php?id=33#ph1 http://www.weanimals.org/gallery.php?id=97#ph1

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probably were on their way to becoming chicken nuggets, maybe this wss best. lol

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you don't make nuggets out of tiny chickens, they were on their way to be packed into cages to be fattened up THEN onto being nuggets

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t'was but a joke fellow imgurian

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Got all sad about that.

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Oh damn I thought they were some extra clean potatos.

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Should have never zoomed in to see lifeless squashed yellow puffs.

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That does NOT NOT NOT look like a humane way to transport live animals AT ALL. Fucking China...

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As if its any different in the US. How do you think 8 billion chickens are transported every year?

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Animal rights is not a developed concept in most places in the world. Even in the US it is just recently gaining ground for SOME animals.

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In fact I think it's more logical to say "we are just going to kill these animals anyway, they don't have rights", instead of "we are ->

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<- going to kill and eat these animals, but in the meantime we shouldn't be cruel to them".

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China doesn't do 'humane'.

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even for humans... yikes.

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Have you seen the way chickens in the states are taken from the farm to the processing plant?

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most commercial farm operations in NA are not much better...they use plastic crates instead of cardboard, but still crates.

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I think you'd be sad to see how they get rid of the male chicks.. they literally just grind them up alive.

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And those are the lucky ones. Places without a grinder throw them in trash bags to suffocate.

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I had to scroll back through to find the chicks. At first pass, I thought they were potatoes. Maybe it is I who is the potato.

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The horror!!

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You are the potato

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I thought they were pears. :(

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At least you knew it was food.

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Maybe we are all potatoes.

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That's what the they want you to think

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or are we dancer?

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➊ Bride one - she was okay. She and new hubby won some sort of outing, but they had to wear clothes from wedding as part of prize - that pic

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Thank

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Thanks for the clarification. Made me pretty sad at first. lol

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Why did you have to ruin it for me? That one actually made me laugh out loud!

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Edgy!

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You are one sick, twisted puppy who should be kicked outside.

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Bride two- wasn't so fortunate.

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I still want to believe that she got left at the alter and took a train somewhere.

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Whether this is true or not it is now what I have convinced myself to believe, don't need to be sad on a Friday

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IIRC, they got free tickets to a sporting even if they didn't change their ensemble after the wedding.

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➋ was taken at the end of a very very long and enjoyable evening. She's hung over and happy, not abandoned/sad/whatever. Hubby's with her.

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oh goody

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Well, you've now totally ruined that photo for us all. Despair in others is what keeps imgur moving forward.

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Thank you. I was worrying about her.

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In spirit

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Hubby's taking the photo.

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➁: happening

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➀: I

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o

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➂: .gif

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➁: fucked up

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➀: it's

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➂: the order. Myaah.

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I know the feeling. I have no idea how anyone has a "successful" wedding night, because you're both completely exhausted after the wedding.

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➊ My wife accidentally auditioned for a theatrical production with a show on our wedding night. When she realized what she'd done, she

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➋ called me in a panic. I said - can we get tickets for the wedding party? Yes? Then no worries. And we still had fun that night. :)

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My husband and I had a enormous after party then fucked like bunnies and had the wedding coordinator record it haha

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Oh my

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vids or it didn't happen (also your username is relevant because I had that for lunch >_< )

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Was that part of the coordinator's service package or was that part of a special they were promoting?

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The wedding or the uhmmm... "bunny stuff"

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I, uh, think you may have worded that poorly.

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Newp. How it sounds is what it was

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Forget the comment, I'm more impressed with the ➊ and ➋ instead of the archaic 1/2 and 2/2.

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Oh, yeah, I've seen that. It's just annoying to do, that's why I don't bother.

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Search for unicode characters at amp-what.com it's awesome :D

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1️⃣ ohhhhhhh

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2️⃣ ahhhhhhhhh

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:) It's the AutoTextExpander extesion for Chrome, set to expand e.g. ( 1 ) → ➊. More: ➊➋➌➍➎➏➐➑➒➓⓫⓬⓭⓮⓯⓰⓱⓲⓳⓴

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Dingbat Circled Sans Serif guy here (➀➁➂). Use a dedicated tool, yo, not a browser extension. Gimme your OS and I can give recommendations.

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➊ Ubuntu here. Don't think there's a compose key sequence for these. Compose key works for basically all else I want to do, but you know…

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I just put a > at the end of each comment

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My preferred method as well.

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>implying people know what that is

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