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Apr 8, 2016 11:01 AM
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
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GODofHUNGER
Still not enough pepper on those eggs
ShortThiccMechE
"Fuck my death" - guy in coffin
felikittyPGH
What, you've never had eggs au poivre?
Darixy
#9 they have a rope attach to it IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE
Cherrybomb29
Looks like a cheap trampoline and a house in hurricane/tornado/strong winds area.
futuristic6996
How did that trampoline happen?!
CaptainMalcolmReynoldsIsWhatINamedMyDog
Wind
CrazyCatLad
SAIL
rinabby
We had a trampoline blow off into the woods near our house during a very windy storm so yeah, wind.
plouffi
I'm gonna go with: Wind?
SubZeroWalrus
Is the guy in #27 a Skyrim guard?
Hybris51129
JAPONfan
Attacker732
I do not condone this as a smart idea, on the simple grounds of it being an entirely stupid idea.
IOnlyPostWhenIDrink
It was a good post until the fake text and meme face
Chuismessedupdad
I agree
Heavymettle
I feel like the girl with her head stuck is the start of a Japanese porn plot.
ChibiYui
>.< I've read a hentai manga with that being the plot
Notanotherdamnone
That's somewhere in Australia. It's our deadly Bustop claiming another victim for a slow death
Bradx8
That cat is like FUCK YEA FREE DINNER
BLawww
Whenever you get a text "what are you doing?" While at a club/bar, look around a bit first for your spouse.
plouffi
or, OR, just don't lie
Redrias
Pshh! Get outta here with that crazy talk!
plouffi
I know right? I'm such a hypocrite.
Flopolopagus
+1 for not including "well fuck" after each pic. And, in general, showing us all life can suck more.
SassyAssSlap
I thought #2 were just lumpy yellow potatoes until I noticed the little orange feets. XD
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
aligeez
were any of those chickens hurt? please say no!!! SAY IT!!
loltrader
No. yes :(
killyourtelevision
no no they lived long happy lives in tiny cages before they were slaughtered to be mcnuggets
theherbalhelper
That is exactly the right amount of pepper
Theadversary333
Where's your God now?!?!
Snooj
I've done that BWM one with my VW Cabrio twice over the course of 12 years. Apparently it's a known issue. To make matters worse, the 1-
jax1280
Germans just aren't good at unlocking.
Snooj
passenger door doesn't have a lock. First time I didn't have my remote entry so my son's friend had to climb in the trunk to unlock it.
shredder134
i've done the opposite, i instead of pulling the lock out i pushed it into the door while trying very quickly to open it in the rain.
itsPitter
I spent way too long trying to figure out what you meant by the BWM one
Snooj
Oh dang, sorry. I wish Imgur would allow minor stealth edits for screw-ups like that.
tina427
Not me, I'm dyslexic, I knew exactly which one he was talking about.
jackaroo2221
that one with the girl in the wedding dress is just sad.
Fejerro
I'm pretty sure that's Rachel Greene. It'll be alright, the next 10 years will be good to her.
PurpleDocsAndEarlGrey
It's been said before that she wasn't jilted, she just got hella drunk at her wedding and caught public transport home hah
ImaTamI
Yep. She went to some sporting event with her new husband on their wedding day and her team lost and she had tok much wine
saintjocks
Yea you would just want to hug her and tell her its going to be alright
ShitSampleFiend
But why is she on the subway? No one would drive her home?
miraglo
I think last time it was posted the groom was seated opposite and they had just been to some sporting game and she's hungover or something
ShitSampleFiend
Ah ok so they really did get married? Now I feel bad for her.
dembonz00
#1 - just scrape it off. Don't let good eggs go to waste.
OolonColuphid
#1 just brush it off and eat it anyway.
OolonColuphid
This wouldn't have happened if they'd've used a pepper grinder.
Abhorsen1991
The picture with all the chicks is genuinely heartbreaking!
uppydownymoodswingykindofgirl
I thought they were potatoes.. thanks for ruining my night :(
haddermeatmah
I zoomed in to make sure they were alive. Some of them were :(
Onzid
Because growing to adulthood only to be eaten is a better life?
ohkosh
Oh thank god. Logic.
RecompostedSapiens
At our level of the food chain, why are we still taking grief from these geese?
IlliniFire
Agreed, wring that neck and have a nice goose dinner. There may be some scars, but it will be worth it.
IsaacEilandHall
"Suddenly oven" — never drive while baked :)
SuitcaseJefferson
This is why I always read the comments.
ROBOTvsMAN
Truck was already wrecked. Engine removed. Engine bay used for oven carrying.
iAmNature
Man, people will find this one hilarious, however shit is real. One time i experienced, "Suddenly BBQ Pit" and my car's auto-brake saved me.
frenchcook
But... How ?
iAmNature
hear loud clang, looking for it, huge truck in front of me has no brake lights, he slams brakes due to grill, car brakes. Subaru EyeSight.
Wombatish
They fall off of a truck (more accurately a trailer, usually someone moving themselves). In case that's what ya meant.
thisaccountisnotentirelyjustforsmut
Needs more pepper on those eggs.
blackstone459
Mmmmmm.. Spicy eggs
EarthTourist
just add more salt and ur fine
LassKibble
Looks like two of the yolks were already broken anyway, just toss 'em out at that point.
ThisIsGod
I did this but with red pepper flakes and ate it anyway. I commit to my mistakes.
Tigermd
Things are gettin too spicy for the pepper
futureman3000
Right? You can still see the eggs.
feckr
"how much pepper do you want" "yes"
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
Hahaha that's pretty funny
Anamesolongnoonecouldhavepossiblychosenit2
Keurig garlic is happening to my roommate
jloop
It's going to break your Keurig.
ub3rk0r3
Please tell me you're the roommate.
jloop
I'm somebody's roommate. In a certain frame of reference, I am definitely THE roommate
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uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
It's a keurig, made for coffee only! They almost made garlic! Lol
GeraldsNinjaStar
It's a brand of coffee pot that uses proprietary coffee pods. That Papa Johns thing contains butter. Someone is about to brew discord.
Wowter99
I don't get it either. All I know is that "keurig" means neat in Dutch (roughly translated).
wherearetheavos
I googled it. It's a coffee machine, like a Nespresso. And the sauce pod fits into the machine like the coffee pod does.
Wowter99
Thank you! I've learned something today :)
Aceituna
What is that in #8?
lurkerburzerker
Iron Man's wife
Onzid
Its what's for dinner!
DrunkenKarnieMidget
Fish. Truck was hauling fish for stocking lakes/rivers/etc.
Dreadmoth
Fish guts and heads
Aceituna
I regret asking, but thank you.
plouffi
Yum!
Journeycake
Why is there just a picture of a coke bot..... oh....shit....
SusieMints
I thought it was a toy story alien
lud1
I call bullshit
InboxMeYourBirds
Smithsonian Air and Space Museum? They have planes hanging from the cieling.
EarthTourist
exactly. that's terrifying
DenahomChikn
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE REFLECTION SUPPOSED TO BE I DONT GET ITTTTT
LaHaut
Airplane coming right at it.
cactusmeme
A plane I think
Cyandvai
looks shopped.
ganglionater
I think it is a hanging model plane in that room.
IAlwaysBakeMyTaters
Considering the phone would be destroyed yeah
MightyShoePrint
Not nessisarily...Stranger things have happened.
IAlwaysBakeMyTaters
I mean I have dropped an iphone 3 feet and cracked the screen in 3 spots, cant imagine what a building falling on it would do
MightyShoePrint
Dropped mine screen down w/o case on concrete and fine. I dropped one on fresh mowed grass. Completely fucked.
xspartanx117x
What if it was an iPhone and it uploaded to the photo stream thingy
IAlwaysBakeMyTaters
Yeah but how fast is it lol, I dunno I thought it was like every night it backs to icloud, been android all my life
xspartanx117x
I don't know if it's instant either but it probably is fake
InverseNarnia
Those poor chicks
Megapixls
#1 was gonna be a chick.
Zuulbash
It gradually dawned on me what I was looking at, and then it destroyed me. I adore birds and the whole scene was a horrific nightmare :*(
yuyufan43
Supply and demand = time to take out the humane part to make room. :(
PopatoMc
I'd like to point out that we all saw a picture of dead chicks.
GoldberrySassdaughter
A lot of them were probably squashed :'(
sjrobot
Legit thought you guys were talking about the broken eggs. Oops.
CrazyCatLad
:(
smashedfinger
All I could hear was PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP
InverseNarnia
If you all think that's inhumane (NSFW af) http://www.weanimals.org/gallery.php">d=33#ph1">http://www.weanimals.org/gallery.php?id=33#ph1 http://www.weanimals.org/gallery.php?id=97#ph1
iamtaylor
probably were on their way to becoming chicken nuggets, maybe this wss best. lol
override367
you don't make nuggets out of tiny chickens, they were on their way to be packed into cages to be fattened up THEN onto being nuggets
iamtaylor
t'was but a joke fellow imgurian
paddenstoel
Got all sad about that.
GlimpseOfCrabs
Oh damn I thought they were some extra clean potatos.
Terannosaurusrex
Should have never zoomed in to see lifeless squashed yellow puffs.
SwedishRationalist
That does NOT NOT NOT look like a humane way to transport live animals AT ALL. Fucking China...
awdixon09
http://wncn.com/2015/12/22/truck-carrying-2600-piglets-crashes-in-raleigh-on-i-40/
awdixon09
The noise...
killyourtelevision
As if its any different in the US. How do you think 8 billion chickens are transported every year?
Sprixxen
Animal rights is not a developed concept in most places in the world. Even in the US it is just recently gaining ground for SOME animals.
Sprixxen
In fact I think it's more logical to say "we are just going to kill these animals anyway, they don't have rights", instead of "we are ->
Sprixxen
<- going to kill and eat these animals, but in the meantime we shouldn't be cruel to them".
KapnKershaw
China doesn't do 'humane'.
circlebreaker
even for humans... yikes.
InboxMeYourBeards
Have you seen the way chickens in the states are taken from the farm to the processing plant?
clancysmum
most commercial farm operations in NA are not much better...they use plastic crates instead of cardboard, but still crates.
tunes
I think you'd be sad to see how they get rid of the male chicks.. they literally just grind them up alive.
NoYouNeedYOURStomachPumped
And those are the lucky ones. Places without a grinder throw them in trash bags to suffocate.
BingoBangoBoom
I had to scroll back through to find the chicks. At first pass, I thought they were potatoes. Maybe it is I who is the potato.
BootsCatsBeeeeeeez
The horror!!
anticippointment
You are the potato
KapnKershaw
I thought they were pears. :(
Onzid
At least you knew it was food.
coolcoconut
Maybe we are all potatoes.
TheScarletBitch
That's what the they want you to think
Clitastrophe
Tikityler
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4f/34/79/4f3479eb8d40811047f712fe030ed822.jpg
kansascitysexcoach
Well you're not wrong.
indiligent
or are we dancer?
IsaacEilandHall
➊ Bride one - she was okay. She and new hubby won some sort of outing, but they had to wear clothes from wedding as part of prize - that pic
kaegro
Thank
LuxFalx
Thanks for the clarification. Made me pretty sad at first. lol
OhGodNotAnotherOne
Why did you have to ruin it for me? That one actually made me laugh out loud!
DrCandyass
Edgy!
harmahalla
You are one sick, twisted puppy who should be kicked outside.
ANewBadlyConstructedReplyEverytime
Bride two- wasn't so fortunate.
YouCapturedMe
I still want to believe that she got left at the alter and took a train somewhere.
Vectorman2
Whether this is true or not it is now what I have convinced myself to believe, don't need to be sad on a Friday
Snooj
IIRC, they got free tickets to a sporting even if they didn't change their ensemble after the wedding.
IsaacEilandHall
➋ was taken at the end of a very very long and enjoyable evening. She's hung over and happy, not abandoned/sad/whatever. Hubby's with her.
swinglinered
oh goody
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
Well, you've now totally ruined that photo for us all. Despair in others is what keeps imgur moving forward.
HeadingWest
Thank you. I was worrying about her.
IdontshaveforSherlock
In spirit
TastyBrainMeats
Hubby's taking the photo.
uchronia
➁: happening
flawlesssoul
➀: I
uchronia
o
uchronia
➂: .gif
flawlesssoul
➁: fucked up
uchronia
➀: it's
flawlesssoul
➂: the order. Myaah.
gamer2k4
I know the feeling. I have no idea how anyone has a "successful" wedding night, because you're both completely exhausted after the wedding.
IsaacEilandHall
➊ My wife accidentally auditioned for a theatrical production with a show on our wedding night. When she realized what she'd done, she
IsaacEilandHall
➋ called me in a panic. I said - can we get tickets for the wedding party? Yes? Then no worries. And we still had fun that night. :)
Peasandcorn
My husband and I had a enormous after party then fucked like bunnies and had the wedding coordinator record it haha
xspartanx117x
Oh my
PinPointSnarkuracy
vids or it didn't happen (also your username is relevant because I had that for lunch >_< )
MightyShoePrint
Was that part of the coordinator's service package or was that part of a special they were promoting?
metzershmit
The wedding or the uhmmm... "bunny stuff"
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
I, uh, think you may have worded that poorly.
Peasandcorn
Newp. How it sounds is what it was
debunker
Forget the comment, I'm more impressed with the ➊ and ➋ instead of the archaic 1/2 and 2/2.
ExperimentKraj
Oh, yeah, I've seen that. It's just annoying to do, that's why I don't bother.
MrFJ
Search for unicode characters at amp-what.com it's awesome :D
justmoral
1️⃣ ohhhhhhh
justmoral
2️⃣ ahhhhhhhhh
IsaacEilandHall
:) It's the AutoTextExpander extesion for Chrome, set to expand e.g. ( 1 ) → ➊. More: ➊➋➌➍➎➏➐➑➒➓⓫⓬⓭⓮⓯⓰⓱⓲⓳⓴
uchronia
Dingbat Circled Sans Serif guy here (➀➁➂). Use a dedicated tool, yo, not a browser extension. Gimme your OS and I can give recommendations.
IsaacEilandHall
➊ Ubuntu here. Don't think there's a compose key sequence for these. Compose key works for basically all else I want to do, but you know…
YourWaifuIsTrash
I just put a > at the end of each comment
TheThirdKindofHeat
My preferred method as well.
rhoadsfan
>implying people know what that is