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88wut
Left out the part where the summoner gets smashed first
Aristolochia
Acid is a hell of a drug.
epoke
Demon god: Damn, son, you need to talk?
UnwarrantedCalculus
Last time I summoned a demon, it was to play backgammon, so I can understand his confusion.
VanDerGroot
Well this would certainly improve things.
GingerrrFlooferrr
That explains Donald Trump...
Castriff
I'm imagining this in Aku's voice.
RxFukitall
So someone summoned trump?
KnightPezz
You're not here to fuck spiders
EkaterineLazaros
Demon sounds a lot like someone in the news lately...
kmikl
2016, really.
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFER
Fuck, thats where my best mate went. I hear he goes ny the name of Donald these days?
birdpersonisgay
Hi
missreaddevil
Hey... love the username...
YesImkazuma
When lawful evil meets chaotic evil. Lol.
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Amateur... http://www.sluggy.com/images/comics/970825c.gif
Camelspotting
1997. There's some meme archeology going on right now.
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
http://www.sluggy.com/
Xenolith166
That's not a gif, that's a jpeg
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Actually a gif file does not necessarily mean a moving image
Xenolith166
My life is a lie
PizzaGovorun
HEXADECIMAL
Plot Twist: This happened fifty years ago and he got himself elected president.
PizzaGovorun
That explains the evil part. Doe not explain the incompetence, though.
PommedeTerreur
Yahtzee with a demon? That's a hell of a time.
pxpress
Could get dicey
Junktrunkjunkie
He keeps getting 3 of a kind with 6's... he's gonna lose.
aethyris
Are you able to beat 666 pts?
blessedarethecheesemakers
CrazedDeliveryBoy
Buh dum tssh
kunt5
Yahtzee: Latin Edition
Bluekitten03
I did yatzee that coming.
CancerTheMan
No, they cheat.
Elithedoge
We did Yahtzee that coming...
GodEmperorGummy
What about Scrabble? *sigh* Demon, words so unfathomable and horrible that humans minds cannot conceive of them are illegal.
DrHotdogs
Better than playing nazi
PirateFroglet
Sounds like something Harry Dresden would do.
ClockworkHorseman
Yeah, but only because Mab was trying to micromanage again. ????
PirateFroglet
I was thinking Chaunzaggoroth who almost knows Harry's full name. With his posh attitude and crab claws, that'd be a sight.
CaspianQuix
Pitter patter...
ninjaoftheworld
That's what I appreciates about you.
CaspianQuix
Ubiquitousdarkhumour
Is that what you appreciates about me?
eksoskel
I'mma need you to take about 10-20% off the top there, Squirrelly Dan.
Ubiquitousdarkhumour
*runs out into the field* YOU'RE SISTERS HOT!
Ubiquitousdarkhumour
I'm blaming the typo on supid ghvidjwbdbifirud8cens autocorrect.
kriegersfortkickass
Conversely, if you could play a board game with a demon, which would you choose?
thedreamersleepsagain
PIT
mkalte666
Twilight Imperium
FidgetFeets
Sorry
SickOfThisCessPool
Candyland
tsunayou
ouija?
Deoan
Battlestar Galatica. Mostly because I don't have anyone that lives close enough to play with me ;(
yamigrl
Cones of dunshire
hassanshihabkarim19350
Hey I get that reference (insert that gif here)
byohzzrd
Risk.
Sliibee
Ditto
fuckinggoddamnshit
Parcheesi
sagelobu
caylus
SlickerThanNick
Uncle Wiggly
CziltangBrone
I thought I was the only person who remembered Uncle Wiggly. I used to think I had imagined, dreamed or made up Uncle Wiggly.
Thefluffernutter
Something like pandemic where the demon has to cooperate with me and work as a team. I feel like that would be interesting.
GeneTheAwkward
Was about to say that, or Elder Sign would be fun. Maybe we'd do Arkham Horror if one of his demon powers was remembering all the rules.
GnomeAnn
I thought you were asking which demon we'd prefer.
CziltangBrone
You esank-a mah battle sheep.
xcanadiandevilx
Arkham Horror
ArdentSlacker
It'd depend on the demon. I mean, there's types of strategy games I can't handle. Others, I could predict optimal moves for each player. :\
v3rmilion
A succubus. Oh you meant the game. A sex game.
VainyBangStick
Escape from Atlantis. That was the shit in the late 80's
PinstripePotoroo93
Mouse trap and I'd make him set it up. Mwahahahahahahahahahaha
StormWingDelta
Are you sure you want the demon making the Mouse Trap board custom setup? O_o
SizzleFrost
Beelzebub
Gruesslibaer
Ouija.
wackywoohoopizzaman
And then it turns out the demon actually does know the ghost you're talking to
BrontTheGoodBoy
"We know each other! He's a friend from work!"
dirtydust
Mouse Trap. Always wanted to play that game
Ispentthelastfewyearsbuildingupanimmunitytoiocanepowder
Which demon? Or which board game? I'd choose Don't break the ice, with Legion. :)
DarthPalpatine
Jumanji.
ArdentSlacker
*slow clap*
BushiestCream
Chess. With @DeltaDin cause she's devilish enough
ThisIsWhatAUserNameLooksLike
Cards against humanity
samuelBreaker
Fuck yes
BenderBenderBender
You beat me to it...
AlBacon
Chutes and ladders.
BoozeHound001
Scrabble. N̞͇̠̗̼̝͎ͮ̌͗e̼z̘͇̱̗̯͚ͦ̒̎ͭͅp̼̰̹̘̣ͣḙ̭̝̰̼̰ͅr͖̖̰̰̫̩͆̓̑̾d̏ͨiͥa̙͖̖͚̱͚͍̎͑ṋ̥̺͚ "Hey demon, no proper nouns."
ArdentSlacker
*slow clap*
manslut
Dungeons and Dragons.
EthexC
Me: smite evil. Demon:
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ArdentSlacker
OMG. I'm just picturing them playing SO sarcastically. Partly because they used to know/be someone like that. "I'll smite *all* evil" and 1+
ArdentSlacker
2/2 eyeroll, sigh, and rolling the dice. "Does 23 do it?" And eventually, by the end of the campaign, embracing the cheese. :D
FoxGodRecords
Parcheesi and then Risk.
BelovedIvory
Cluedo
CorneliusCornwall
Clue
bob3242
Axis and ally's
CziltangBrone
The longest-playing board game in existence. Nice. Prolong the inevitable, either way, huh?
hobbitbandit
Twister, I don't care that it's not a board game. That would have to get interesting!
StormWingDelta
lol you better be really flexible or hot enough to make the demon's jaw drop and drool. :P
Lukethenomad
Monopoly. Gives me the advantage lol
yeekee
If I don't get the orange and light blues I turn into a raging cunt. Jk I'm already a raging cunt
rob0237
I have 15 different monopoly games. All special editions
kylealex1596
How
mistersaIvage
Buy all the houses and never upgrade.
TerraformTrent
& sit in jail for as long as possible.
MisterLemons
Not even the devil himself could out-ass me at that game...
Lukethenomad
Exactly
MisterLemons
"Pfff, look at that! Staying the night at this luxary HOTEL in where, Boardwalk? Who owns that again? Damn shame, you can't afford that!"