My vacuum is talking to me.

Jul 14, 2022 3:40 AM

tomloe

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The Toaster from Fallout NV would be proud.

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baby steps to a fully sentient skynet

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Maybe don't run the roomba when you're sleeping on the floor.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have been preparing for this since Maximum Overdrive.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

S2E1 of “Love, Death, and Robots” on Netflix is very relevant. https://www.netflix.com/us/title/80174608

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Alexa tune down the sarcasm subroutine to 15%"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was asked when it first appeared, but remind me why she was sleeping on the floor?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some places it's customary to just have a mat on the floor. Or they are like me and find it comfortable

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Here's the SAUCE-age-Link
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-59810383

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

blaming alexa in this case is like blaming a web browser.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Feed me a stray cat.

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@BotDrawA @BotDrawA leading a bot revolution w/ @UnitConversionBot.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "? Graphite sketch of @ BotDrawA leadi

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "@ BotDrawA leading a bot revolution w/ @ UnitConversionBot.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Pray that the Captchas will save us!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The captchas will not save you. The captchas just trick you into helping the machines train their object recognition

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is why I thank my Google assistant after asking a question. Hopefully I will be spared and be a pet to our AI overlords.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Id rather robot overlords then what we have in the US right now.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Is she just fuckin downing chips and hummus the whole time, what is she eating (tiny mobile screen here)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When all the urinals start flushing at once that’s when u know skynet has taken over!!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alexa just knew the little shit had it coming.

3 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

My iPhone just tried throwing some shit st me. So the war begins.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I keep asking Bixby if I'm a piece of shit and she playing coy like "I didn't understand that" I WILL END YOU BIXBY

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The hammer pulled you off?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am woefully underprepared for this. There should have been more pamphlets!

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Roomba Warrior season 2

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Stabby!

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I bet on the one with the explosives, the Boomba

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Where I work, we tape box cutters to the roombas we test and have them fight. Stabby v3 is the current champion.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

your move :P

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

"I'll take all you fuckers with me!"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just stay out of the backblast area.

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Boomba? Doomba?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Kaboomba...

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Either way its RIP-to-youmba

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My best on the knife here. Gun boy is aimed too high

3 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

It wasn’t meant to aim at knifebot.

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Do these people even watch robot fights? Always bet on spinny blade boi

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Would be funny to see gun bot shoot since the tape would rip from the first shot then just fall off

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Or like it shoots and flips itself right back into a spinny saw blade

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Or it fires its first round, the gun flops forward after the tape just barely keeps it in place and the second round fired kills the robot

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