Steven Crowley and his kid

Mar 14, 2018 8:31 PM

ImTheKimJongIllest

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Check him out on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/steecrowley/

"Photoshopping..." LOL sure, buddy :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha, jokes on us. Only 1 of these is photo-shopped.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All of then make me feel from moderately to severely concerned...

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Yeah yeah "photoshopping"....

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You monster

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Marginally dangerous? Some of these are if she falls she dies.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 Future Renshai

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mr. Crowley, what went wrong in your head?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"photoshop"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mind and keep those .psds backed up. You know, cos the social.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, these are a bit too good.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So funny how proud of his baby he looks on last pic

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LMFAO this is the best!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is he 'shopping the baby in, or himself out?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why'd they 'shop #2? That could've been done easily without it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Way to cite your sources, @op!

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Thanks! I try my best to snoop around to find the source of material I post. :D

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Unless, you're a sicko and really put your baby in dangerous situations, playing it off by claiming to have photoshopped them.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is one of the best behaved children I have ever seen. So excellerated in his social skills. What's your secret?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a toddler, and now I have anxiety. Thanks @OP.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These are actually really good...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeee „Photoshop“..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Marginally dangerous"...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've did all those minus the diving in freeway with my little girl. Not an issue if your aware of your kids.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Driving*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Photoshopping...yes, photoshopping

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a person without kids...... good to know.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My eyes read that cliff the wrong way for a minute.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

those picture were all me IRL growing up.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got $2.99 that says they're real pics and he is saying they are shopped

8 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 2

Is $2.99 the new Tree fiddy?? Asking for a friend? TIA!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I once took a PS class and got accused of just using regular photographs. Had to show the stock images and point out patterns in detail.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Lighting is the tricky part but you can hand paint a lot of it and add granularity to get the desired effect.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I got about tree fiddy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's some awfully good work there if it is. I suspect the same.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Look at the second to bottom. The child is much too small. Compare it to the path; the picture is a close up of the margin between.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The one where shes on the banister by the stairs, he used 2 photos, one where he’s holding the baby there from behind, one of just the scene

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Took himself out of the first using the second. He did this method a lot, driving one, he took it parked and driving and swapped the outside

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Mildly dangerous" *child diving down freeway* *child dual-wielding steak knives next to a cooking surface*

8 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 2

Just a little.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"She'll be right."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair, in the pic, she is not *yet* dual-wielding steak knives.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I’d call it mildly. Adults do both of those all the time and it’s not considered dangerous.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey she just likes to live life on the edge.. the double knives’ edge

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

I'm pretty sure you're not original op...

8 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 2

What do you mean?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only non believable ones

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to do this with my kid no photoshop .I miss him sometime .....R.I.P lil Bucky

8 years ago | Likes 439 Dislikes 4

Was he a githyanki kidnapped by a bunch of horrible GNOLLS?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's ok, he'll be fine after that fall from the train.

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Who the hell is Bucky?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

*was* Buckminster “Bucky” Dangersmith. 2014-2018. Gone but not forgotten.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks for remembering him.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And thank you for replying. This upvote is for you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks I have been getting a lot of down votes lately

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Training your baby in the arts of an assassin from the assassin's creed series I see..Nothing is true, everything is permitted...

8 years ago | Likes 589 Dislikes 2

Unless you’re Edward...in that case, fuck the creed just pirate shit all day erryday.

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

True story: co worker said the AC thing to me. Called it his personal mantra. A week later he was arrested and is now a sex offender.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Was if for public masturbation or worst?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Apparently he filed fucking a 16 year old under 'everything is permitted'

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah.... that's not what the creed means. Ezio explains it pretty well too Sofia in Revelations. It's far from a carte blanche

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a fucking retard

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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