Phone clearing dump

Feb 21, 2020 8:43 PM

ATreeWithLegs

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I need everything related to #3

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 he didn't "force a bit" to watch anything, he fed scripts into a predictive text program and picked the funny words

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Why did the bear eat all that cocaine? Was it bacon flavored?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL i live in the "what the fuck shame basement"

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#20 are the 3 nature education rules we give children: respect others, respect yourself, respect nature.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too drunk didnt read, I'm sure it was a top dump

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Ugly clam"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meme museum

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good solid dump, thanks fam

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine if Nutella™ was sold like this :D

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What houses have a door to the kitchen you can lock?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 look I’m not saying he didn’t, but 25 gallons is a metric fuck-tonne of oil

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll make it easy for you, Troy. You're 5'6" and you're not black. Stick to singing.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am pie fieri

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I prefer the Troy who did football and was a dancer and STILL had time to spend in the Dreamatorium with Abed.

6 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

THE TROY WE DESERVE!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

*to the tune of welcome to the black parade*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My first character(campaign in progress!) is a Warlock whose patron is an Aboleth that wiped my memories.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This way my complete ignorance of all things DnD is part of my character's backstory.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does anyone read the "I made a bot watch.." stories?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pie Fieri

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Whats the min/max age you gotta be to remember Beans? Surely Gen X and up wouldn't know and I don't anyone born this century would either.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 flavor town is near. Thats something guy fieri would say if he was tracking and hunting it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The diners one seems fake. An alg wouldn't put together "takes a bit out of his hair" when that combination is never seen in any episodes

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Yes, they're all fake, that's the joke.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Keaton Patti's Thing is crafting amusingly deranged "algorithm fiction" the old-fashioned bespoke way. Algorithms aren't actually involved.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The clams just keep getting uglier.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

This is a great saying, I can't wait to use it. The blank stares will be lovely.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Flavortown is near

6 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

Be a food.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The clams are dealthly hideous now.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please send fieri memes. I collect and horde them. Thank you.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

v

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Guy has three pairs of sunglasses on. The sun can't get him."

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The flavor forest awaits

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The one about drinking cooking oil is untrue. That's almost 200 lbs of oil. It's not doable.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Forget weight, by volume, that's about 100 litres. That's physically impossible for even the largest human.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#46 I read that to the tune of Welcome to the Black Parade and it made it way better

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

It DOES

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

same

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Was just about to comment this, glad I’m not alone

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Im just gonna say, #10 would mean he drank ~200 pounds of oil. I'm pretty sure it went elsewhere.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol bro

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#41 I saw like a minute and thirty seconds of "Phantom Menace" on acid and it was one of the more disturbing experiences I've had on drugs

6 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

If you’ve done enough drugs, whatever room you’re in becomes much scarier than any movie could ever be.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I've done that much acid, and I'm not too keen on doing that much again. Although it was very interesting, to say the least. Biblical >

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Visions of burning wheels in the sky and the God machine behind reality are mentally exhausting. I was outside for that, though.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was it the start or just some random spot? Did you have to deal with jarjar while tripping? If so, how did you not kill yourself?

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure JarJar was there for a moment, then they were in the Senate. It was...JARRING

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

was trippin acid and decided to watch The Cell having no idea the crazy mindfuck we were in for. 20yrs ago and that shit's still w/ me lol

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Saaaaame... My sister refused to do acid anymore because of that poor choice

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I did it with Pumpkinhead. Hoo boy.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ohhhh was that the jennifer lopez one??? I saw that on drugs too

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Scariest movie I've seen on acid is a tie between the Disney Jungle Book Movie and the original Muppet Movie. Same night.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We actually just finished a 2 year campaign where we made our level 1 characters but woke up on a hip with no memories. We'd discover...

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

proficiencies as we tried different skills. The DM told us which class we leveled up in for the next few levels as we unlocked more mems...

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

and he would tell us if we started to go against our former alignment, which we could do and fight to be someone new or we could slide back.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

One of the best games I've ever played.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My favorite one shot had us make characters at lvl 3 and then collected them and passed them out randomly.

6 years ago | Likes 180 Dislikes 1

My very first D&D experience (2nd Edition, 1990) we started as level 0 characters. We earned our way into our first class level.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

How did that work? Just punching regular rats in the face until you level up? Work service jobs at the Guild until you can afford a sword?

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I made a one shot where the party were all undead but didn’t realise because of illusions and memory magic. They messed with the wrong mage

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How many times did they try to heal themselves to death?

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

They couldn’t heal, as undead. The cleric was a mummy, the rogue was a wraith, the fighter a death knight and the wizard a lich

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I meant that the clerics “cure spells” were “inflict spell” instead

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is a camping in Pathfinder first edition called strange aeons. This is the premise.

6 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Campaign*

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Is there camping in the campaign?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

There is camping in almost every campaign

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Can you drink champagne while camping on a campaign?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0