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Kirah32
Tis a very decent dump indeed
PatternsinChaos
#16 you mean my shoes are big to mah toes?
WibbleWibble
Hoorah! A decent dump. A rare and wonderful thing.
FMALeDude
One of very few funny Twitter Pumps ?
CapitaineFlam
#22 it's illegal in most western countries
Kazzfire
That last one can be prevented to. Still seems people like to be unlikeable cunts
catrov
#12 Separate beds were temptation resistance / birth control before the pill.
Xodus2kX
#22 is concerning. #30 is real af
sevrono
#22 I was not aware it was legal to all that in other countries (I live in Canada and that would be hella illegal)
ATerribleArtist
#6 I thought it was the yeast farting. I think. I'm not a baker though. I just smell like gluten a lot.
justarocknroller
#40 put the food slightly off-center on the carousel and use 50% power for about 2-2.5 minutes. This discovery changed my life.
sevrono
#28 borderlines be like
Raikupath
I'm an unlikable cunt
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
After the movie starts at least one of us has already finished the bucket...
DrDoost
sevrono
#12 sleeping in separate beds actually used to be pretty common, my grandparents slept in separate rooms because of my grandpa's snoring
Cyberpope67
#47 What else is there to say? It's a fact.
sevrono
#34 my husband doesn't mind me dating, but I'd rather find us a third
BigIdeas
#12 Sometimes two people can live each other and bone regularly but still both need 200% of the covers when they sleep.
rshini
or someone snores like Thomas the Congested Tank Engine.
RetailCat
#30 Tell that to Walmart. Fuckers.
SilverSatyr77
#14 True. True.
TheFoxThatGotAway
#42 I zoned out reading this and had to read it two more times.
StupidSexyCentaur
BassbananaCosplay
#10 no the kids who didn't loan their pencils loaned then a few times and never got them back thus losing faith in humanity
LegendaryGrumpyCat
Or the borrower tore off the eraser, or broke off the side clip of mechanical pencils, or CHEWED ON IT (Lookin at you Gregg)!
BassbananaCosplay
Goddammit Gregg!!
whileiappreciateyourenthusiasmidislikethispost
#8 "you can't marry the moon" *sad sokka noises*
Nufie
I just watched this episode 45 minutes ago
DaniaAudax
JohnCheshirsky
That's rough, buddy
theheebs25
it do be like that though
shieldmaiden714
I just watched the whole series for the first time (im 32). This was one of the best lines of the whole fuckin thing.
JohnCheshirsky
shieldmaiden714
Totally worth it. I really didnt expect to like it as much as I did. Sometimes its a little eyeroll worthy but its a kids show & still great
Scieron
You can tell all the skellys on the left are men and right are women based solely on how they dance.
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phuzz00
My (female) friend tells me that men dance with their shoulders, and women dance with their arse.
LagerthaL16
Don't feel bad because that was my thought too.
guiduuid2718
Hum brain is evolutionary wired to determine sex based on waist to shoulder ratio.
nilaismad
Not my group of friends...not my family either. What kind of sad world do you dance in! Lol
Scieron
Lol, apparently ones that don't dance. ??
psugab
#40 most microwave instructions are not for the counter top style. Add extra time, usually 35% or use 80% power ,+50% time
arhalts
I uave found exactly the opposite subtract 20% and also split it into two heat cycles (of half time) for anything over 5 min unless it's a
arhalts
Steamable. .ost of tye time just putting things in for full time results in fried gunk the temp of the suns surface.
kingbassed
Or just make a hole in the center of your food. Like a ring on your plate
viila
Basically, don't put your dish in the middle of the microwave. The rotating platter is there for a reason, the center of it doesn't move.
ATerribleArtist
Nigga what other kind of microwaves are there?
stiltsonwheels
Over-stove-top
illegalacorn
lmao
psugab
Over stove or restaurant are usually higher wattage. You get that shit at target or Wally world and it like 900 W. Directions are for 1200W
wizdro
Above the stove kind.
KurtHamster
#22 Wait.. Muricans do this?? Wtf guys?!
33WhiskeyTX
#22 In the US, companies can ask for voluntary ethnicity and race disclosures that are supposed to be anonymized. If not, big fines or sue.
murlokotam
So protected minorities are easier to find when a firm is required to hire certain % of them.
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morbidconcerto
anything that asked for demographics or EEOC information. Especially if they might get a tax break for it. This started with competitions¹
rampartfranklin
Wow. It was absolutely illegal to ask ethnicity or gender on a job app back in the day. When did that change? ( in USA )
33WhiskeyTX
Still illegal if it is included in application. It needs to be anonymized and voluntary for reporting purposes.
SleepIsDeathPractice
I have never put my ethnicity or gender on a job app
33WhiskeyTX
It should be voluntary and then anonymized by law in US.
ThatTransformersDude
I mean I wouldn't either but my name gives it away
CardioVascular
What, like you got named Female, 0r Boy?
Counterfit
Male Whiteman
Cyberpope67
it's illegal in Canada,. to ask for ay data not allowed to use for decision making (age, sex ethnicity,. religino, politics, disability, &c)
kruug
Affirmative Action demands an equal split of race and genders, so you can throw out the white males when you get too many.
33WhiskeyTX
Nope, if your ethnicity is included in application they can be fined or sued. Data should be voluntary and anonymous.
kruug
Well, it’s not a requirement that it’s filled out. Most people, however, see it and fill it out thinking it’s a requirement.
33WhiskeyTX
There should be a big disclaimer at the top...not that people read disclaimers. And the data should not be available to the hiring mngr.
freakwaph
#11 They're not supposed to let you, you're supposed to match their speed and merge.
PseudoEngel
We're talking about drivers that accelerate to close gaps where merging vehicles would enter in front of them after signaling.
freakwaph
... Just because you signal doesn't mean you get to go. You have a yield for a reason. Find your spot, and take it.
PseudoEngel
You mentioned matching speed and I responded by saying these drivers speed up to prevent you from merging in front of them. It's not about
PseudoEngel
yielding. Its about some driver's being jackasses and taking it personally that someone wants to merge in front of them where they can
PseudoEngel
safely do so.
Counterfit
I don't get people that go hardcore in not letting people merge into the highway from a ramp.
freakwaph
It's the responsibility of the merger to find a gap and merge. If you get mad because someone doesn't "let" you over, you're merging wrong.
NayiruTheMajito
#22 you... You add ethnicity to your job applications? USA, you OK?
kruug
Affirmative Action. They heard “equal opportunity”, they took that to mean “equal outcome”.
Kooks
Yeah, it’s helpful to companies to diversify their teams. I believe it’s mainly to make sure they aren’t discriminating
Kooks
the unfortunate truth of the matter is that people tend to hire others who are like them. We end up with a homogeneous group.
Kooks
It’s all for the same reason you put your gender in. A lot of companies have sexual orientation as well