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Feb 4, 2022 11:12 PM
tigerliketoightness
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KiwiGameDev
Yeah but it’s been skyrocketing in value so it’s still worth more than it was like; a year ago, no?
NihilisticOptimist
633k
malachitedragon
As a bog standard poor person, I fail to see where it's my problem. If anything, he didn't lose *enough*.
TheWhiteRat
Eat shit, Zuckerfuck. Eat shit.
Anudderuser
Money is so fuck'n made up. Thats bonkers. yeah it's evaluation, cash didn't just go up in flames. But still what the fuck.
GotBannedOnThe29th
RuijiRiku
Because of TikTok
DukePhelan
A company that produces absolutely nothing is having a contraction in its share price you say? Who could habe predicted this?
whiteyeti
So is that an actual photo or a wax doll, I genuinely can't tell
ilhares
The wax doll was more lifelike.
lewdev
misterCT
SmokyDoggg
Let it burn. Zuck has been profiting from hurting our country by spreading misinformation and hate.
Tnightwalk3r
consistentprogress
mandy009
Thismuchistrue
spacestationnumberfive
Noblert
It was probably $350b overvalued
snrsquishy101
Sounds like someone's buying back stocks at a lower rate
JamesInTasmania
What's that in % terms? 1% or 50%?
sambaah05
I think it was around 20%.
JamesInTasmania
Sounds like enough to get an actual expression on the face of the Zuckerobot!
embodymentofgattaca
Sounds like there needs to be more loss.
anthisrobert
Screw Facebook. Deleted Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and more. Never felt better.
PantherMilk
Targe0
And yet you are still here on Imgur?
anthisrobert
Yeah cause at least y'all are strangers
dudedude09
Is that even a dent in their bottom line?
sambaah05
Yes. That's why the stock went down.
Krossis
A big ass one, they said they projected less users in 2022 or something and the stock plummeted
mesogiria
The fall in the value of the stock doesn't mean they're going to lose money, it runs the other way: they made less money than expected and
mesogiria
they'd have fewer users in future, which is why the value of the company fell.
Targe0
So while it might not immediately impact them today it will if the drop continues in the future.
T0go
Capitalism demands endless growth in a finite world. Everything will "fail" by that standard.
Targe0
Which is why their stock will likely go back up again soon enough. Which would make this a time to buy it, I guess.
Chimichanga007
Capitalism can't implode fast enough
guardianzero
anthisrobert
The world and Zuckerberg right now.
Maulbert
Oh, no, the android is sad.
misterCT
Sad “human” noises
stolenmemepolice1
He took his money out of the company he don’t care
TheOnlyCanadianWhoDoesNotLikeHockey
JCPrime
Playing or watching? Cause I also hate watching hockey. Playing can be fun though.
TheOnlyCanadianWhoDoesNotLikeHockey
Watching, hearing about, following, etc. Playing is just fine
GabrielBaldern
I don't watch/follow/play/talk about hockey either! I was born in Calgary, lived here all my life (I ignore the Calgary stampede too)
GabrielBaldern
We're out here too. Somewhere
Nerfgunner
Exactly. Oh no! My unrealized losses.
Chimichanga007
It's only going down, get out now.
reineseele
"Will some please think about the poor rich fellas who got millions of shares from them. We must help them out !!!!"-Republicans
woozle
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Sherlock!
woozle
I saw a Sherlock Holmes exhibit at the museum and they had his and Lucy Liu's outfits from the show!
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Amazing lol. Any pics? :D
woozle
I wish I remembered to take some. They had some interesting period films of conversations with the actual Arthur Conan Doyle
MathiasTolerain
What people aren’t saying here is that his company was big enough to have such a failure and like, still fucking EXIST.
delaney731
*The rest of the world's corporations start to sweat*
BaelKor
If they're that big, they can afford to pay their fucking taxes and pay their employees way more.
CheCosmosCat
Facebook & other fortune 500 companies have FUCK GOD money. Fuck you money is like, $50-100+ million.
sfbiker
Every company would still exist after a precipitous drop in stock price, stock price doesn't keep the company running.
reineseele
"Will some please think about the poor rich fellas who got millions of shares from them. We must help them out !!!!"-Republicans
ThrownClub
For now…
catnipHip
That's not a failure tho, it's not like Facebook actually went bankrupt. It's about how much of his assets were actions and their value.
moonsaves
I'll put it into perspective - their current market value after this is still higher than most of their 2020, and before that it's higher1/3
moonsaves
still than every other year of their existence. The current tech bubble is absolutely insane and I can see this record being broken again2/3
moonsaves
very soon. 3/3
ThatOneGuyWhoDidThatOneThingAtThatOnePlaceThatOneTime
Holy wow. Thanks for the info
MathiasTolerain
Something about the implications if that strikes me as unnerving.
EbuneezerSplewdge
I can't think of a single aspect of that company that isn't unnerving.
Hobbsrox
Marketplace is aight
dashcan
...what the fuck is up with that haircut. I guess when you get FuckYou money, you can look as weird as you want.
PackardGoose
*had fuck you money
Ifixtrains
He has an obsession with some ancient Roman leader, that's the hairstyle he sports.
mrthewhitee
Androids have little use for fashionable hair cuts.
Thismulfucka
I suspect a (top) hair graft at some point based on the sides and the front cow-licks
alternativeopinions
What do you mean? That's a $500 cut. Learn some culture pleb.
DreamPhreak
Its like a lobotomy haircut
fbutt09
If the super rich get inconvenienced - they just resolve it with their unlimited “fun coupons”. Money to you and me.
naturenick
Even Data on TNG had a better hairstyle
whatspaulplayingtoday
He's trying to emulate Augustus Caesar: https://www.businessinsider.com/mark-zuckerberg-haircut-explained-augustus-caesar-2019-10
fusselwurm
well that's… cringeworthy. yikes.
krslvsasuka101
I would have guessed Caligula
whatspaulplayingtoday
Same shit different smell.
killernat
he has a weird thing for roman emperors
eilonwy
That's interesting, bc his sister has a PhD in classics https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donna_Zuckerberg
cantthinkofaclevernameatm
Am i the only one to think that just this alone is enough to give you a good idea on how powerful he wants to be?
lurkilydurkiler
Nope
Maulbert
Google Mark Davis, the Las Vegas Raiders owner. Dude drives 500 miles for his haircut. No joke.
EverythingIsBon
Fucking hell I'm going to have nightmares. That haircut. Those teeth. That turkey neck.
kickedoutofthehole
Fuckit, the man knows what he likes. So long as he’s not diddling little kids he can do what ever the hell he wants
CrimsonCrusaderCore
Yeah I read the article and he’s living his own life. Don’t see what the big deal is. It’s desperate trying to make fun of him.
Isometimestakethingsliterally
He looks so inbred.
Estoyp00ping
Look up his father Al Davis.
TheRicM
And I would drive 500 more
Broadway2
I thought he bragged about saving money by cutting his own hair?
Maulbert
Nope. https://deadspin.com/mark-davis-travels-500-fucking-miles-to-look-like-that-1734022886/amp
FilthyRapscallions
Oh my lawd. Bet he pays top shelf for that grown ass Opie cut.
IamTheBestAtDonutEating
He looks like when the boys turned cartman into a ginger kid in Southpark
polarbearbaby
Omg. I googled and cannot unsee.
AlvaBlack
Yo what the fuck. I'll take another boot camp cut over that shit
TheSpaceTaker
/a/M5uc1UF
CorrectMostOfTheTime
SeeMyVests
Irarelypostbutwhenidoitsucks
..."who. Dat. Dere? Sayinn erry where we go. Errywhere we go, they sayin. Who. Dat. Dere?..."
Myowngrampa
Dying
trs451
If you have 50k savings and lose 10k. That sucks. If you have $110bn and lose 20bn I think you'll be alright.
WayOfTheScience
I think it's more along the lines of "if people imagine you're worth $600bn and now they only think you're worth $500bn nothing has changed"
Goldensands
If you have 110 billion and lose 109.9 billion you’re still fking fine
VaardArk
As a person, yes. As a company, probably not lol
Goldensands
Eh if you’re an entity, company or person, who has so much as a single billion, good riddance.
VaardArk
I think having 1 billion in profit vs being worth 1 billion are very different things
TheFallenTwo
Oh, they'll be alright, but hopefully they'll back off on some of the recent BS for a bit
FallingStar7669
They won't. They understand how fast the Internet moves. Give it a month and everyone will forget about it.
Ryebread91
Why'd they lose the money?
embodymentofgattaca
I don't understand how they have any value at all outside of selling personal user data and advertisements. I've never intentionally >
embodymentofgattaca
clicked an advertisement in my life. Do people buy into that stuff? I'm thinking mostly user data?
TheFallenTwo
Basically they had a particularly bad report showing their first overall loss of users ever, doubling down on the metaverse which is -
TheFallenTwo
Generally unpopular, only really being pushed by the loud minority, plus a bunch of the usual scandals around sexual abuse, providing a -
TheFallenTwo
Platform for terrorists, promoting dangerous misinformation, etc. This all caused investors to nope out basically and no one is really -