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May 18, 2021 3:22 PM
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badjaxns
We say it is only gay if you make eye contact.
DeimosBarret
Fellow practitioners!
briankMaker
When you push I pull when you pull I push,..
AiDiosMio
Your Mom is so stupid, she thinks Judo is what you use to make bagels
88wut
Helping others adopt an earlier sleeping schedule.
streetcatz
Organic origami
BeerAndChips
Nice
MagnusMan
Isn’t that the name of an anime?
cutenekoboy135
Jujitsu kaisen
counterintel
"Oh you're an Air Bender you say. I'm somewhat of a bender myself. Hey, let me see your forearm real quick."
ImpossiblePopsicleObstacle
Bone bender? Flesh bender?
NeverEnoughFoxes
People Bender
BeerAndChips
BeerAndChips
Slap, bump, roll!
resolved
OSSSS!
BeerAndChips
FletcherCarnaby
Oh man this made me laugh, thank you!
resolved
15 years on the mat, bjj is chess with the threat of pain.
greenercloud
It’s Jesus’s favorite martial art.
M2500
Brazilian Ground Karate
y2sub
And that's how you upset the jiu jitsu mob (we hate being compared to karate/tkd)
AndrewCanadian
I love my murder pajamas
resolved
formal attire for breaking joints
ThemotherfuckingTeresaofdeathmetal
Send your daughters, sisters and mothers to train BJJ. Eroticism aside, it’s good to know 25 chokes while having some1 between the thighs1/2
ThemotherfuckingTeresaofdeathmetal
Trying to pin you down and hit/choke you or taking a nice knee on belly or armbar. Best sport ever,
lwoshea
The IDF uses Jew Jitsu.
onlyhalfghost
but for some reason decided to name that Krav Maga. Bastards passed up the joke.
Sonorum
I've always called it pyjama wrestling.
y2sub
Laughs in no-gi
SomeKindaMonstur
Catch and release murder is a good one too
Chadderz
Struggle cuddle.
BuffaloWildman
It puts into perspective how most people probably can't do anything if they got into a fight. I was halfway to my blue belt when 1/
BuffaloWildman
Lockdowns hit, but anytime a new person came in, it blew my mind how much they would spaz and I would stay in control. Obviously, anyone 2/
BuffaloWildman
Outside of a fresh white belt would wipe the floor with me, but it just put a lot of stuff into perspective. And if you think you're in 3/
BuffaloWildman
Good shape, try keeping someone from killing you for 6 minutes. It's insane the kind of work out BJJ is
SimplyWalkedIntoMordorAndBroughtPizza
and still soooo much fun ... cant wait for the lockdown to end
Cela84
I started going again a month ago, it’s been awesome.
SimplyWalkedIntoMordorAndBroughtPizza
awesome, keep on going. the bjj family is amazing and international. if you can try othe gym around the world
SimplyWalkedIntoMordorAndBroughtPizza
and if you are in the states, ofc the gracie family in Torrance, CA should be a must see
Cela84
Totally, it’s on the list. Been at it off and on since 04, got to do an Eddie Bravo seminar, interesting fellow.
SimplyWalkedIntoMordorAndBroughtPizza
sweet. i have been to a robin gracie seminar once ... twisted my knee a week before so could only watch, but hey
ElbowdeepinElmo
I've been wanting to try BJJ and Judo but the pandemic kinda got in the way of that. Excited for this thing to be over at some point :P
goatamon
Judo is a lot of fun. I advise you really learn how to fall. I fell on my head a bunch at first.
ElbowdeepinElmo
Yeah, that's tricky...did Taekwondo for a while so I've got some basics there but Judo seems like a whole different level of proper falling
SimplyWalkedIntoMordorAndBroughtPizza
havent tried taekwondo but from my knowledge, its 0 falling. judo is like 80% falling. so thats more helpful i think
ElbowdeepinElmo
Well, not in the beginning, no, but it gets a little more "acrobatic" later on. Noone's gonna try to throw you on the ground but you still
SimplyWalkedIntoMordorAndBroughtPizza
BJJ is really fun and you get the yoga part for free, also a good workout for the whole body. i can really recommend it.
SimplyWalkedIntoMordorAndBroughtPizza
if you look for some entertainment, https://www.youtube.com/user/chewybjj, is a fun guy to watch and listen to
ElbowdeepinElmo
Seems like a great channel, definitely gonna watch some (...way too many) of that guys videos
SimplyWalkedIntoMordorAndBroughtPizza
i think skip the tech vids for now, look at the mind set things etc. since the tech wont help you at this point
y2sub
Chewy ia great, and his jiu jitsu is top notch
SimplyWalkedIntoMordorAndBroughtPizza
yep and ai like his view on stuff besides the techs, like mental stuff etc. that something i miss from others
Harryteeters
businPuppyKing
Is that real?
ThatShiftyMonkey
SAFLEY
Smileyphase
I just don’t trust ‘safley’ instructions.
Allofyoush
i.e. block the blood, not the breath.
TupacAintDead
But did he win?
IAmTheKiltCommander
They all won. ?
scanerang
That's a nerve right? Not a blood vein I would guess. Wouldn't want to make that mistake again.
Tsutsukakushi
It's your carotid artery.
scanerang
That's a nerve right? Not a blood vein I would guess. Wouldn't want to make that mistake again.
ShadusMacAoidh
By slowing/shutting off blood to the brain, you create a temporary asphyxiation without damaging the airway. Crushing the windpipe doesn't
ShadusMacAoidh
go away when you stop applying pressure the way this grip does. Open hand, blood/oxygen restored.
Allofyoush
It is blood. Decreased amount of oxygen getting to the brain
69thStPepper
To be fair, if that's your particular kink, it's damn near impossible not to cum during a jiujitsu match
temposaur
That's why they wear white outfits so the cum stains won't show up. They all have that kinks. Wake up sheeple!
ServaDoctrina
I bet one hundred large bucks that that's your particular kink.
69thStPepper
You owe me a very large chaotic herd of deer. I have never made a fight awkward, though I do enjoy a little playful throttling now and then
VirtualNaut
Only 90 bucks to go
DidYouCheckIt
To be faaair!
Denorium
To be faaaiiiirrrr!
RelartOfGivia
THANK GOD for the groin cup amirite?
ThemotherfuckingTeresaofdeathmetal
Groin cups are forbidden in BJJ competitions.
RelartOfGivia
Really? I did not know that. I cross train BJJ/Trap wrestling as part of Krav Maga. We always wear cups.
ThemotherfuckingTeresaofdeathmetal
In training it’s allowed but not in competition, especially not metal cups (thaiboxingtype) since they enhance armbars/leglocks. Compared