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Jan 13, 2019 4:20 PM

BlackDeathZombieSwede

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The joke caught my eye and since my motherland doesn’t celebrate any Independence Day either, it led my curiosity into some digging;

Come on Britain. Seriously..? Lol

Found a visual map of how vast the British invasion have reached during the years and I guess, technically there should be at least 22 countries celebrating Independence Day ...unless others have tried of course.

My further investigation around what country has never been invaded kind of led me into a slippery slope; unless specified “not successfully invaded”, I actually found none. We all have been invaded at least once... it’s just that 22 of us have not been invaded by Britain. You little rascal.

Those 22 countries should have a not conquered by the UK day

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

I like how Britain is one of the 22 countries never invaded by Britain.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Considering how small Britain is. You've got to admit it's pretty impressive

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thanks for telling us which ones we have left to do.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Belgium has never been invaded by the British... they DID uphold and defend our independence, tho'

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I mean everyone was doing it back then, France, Spain etc. The UK didn't want to be left out, like when someone has a pie, you want a slice.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Argentina shouldn't count because the British only invaded what was already British. Falklands.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Agreed

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We've been invaded enough, thank you.

7 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 2

So just annex it is, then?

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Polish?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I meant the Romans etc. The Polish have good beer and hot women, they're welcome.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then we got bored of owning everything, gave it all back (minus the parts we liked), and invented Cricket so everyone could beat us at it >

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Australia would beg to differ as to cricket :P

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

> and forget about how we used to own them.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought you guys called that "football".

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, when were Central European states invaded by Britain..?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When was Switzerland invaded? I mean they were on the same side as Napoleon but it's a long way from Waterloo.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

During WWII both sides routinely violated Swiss airspace, and the British and Americans bombed several Swiss towns

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a thin definition of 'invasion',

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, if British planes flew over my house and dropped a bomb on it, I'd consider that an invasion.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And for all that, the UK has a sad selection of public holidays, most of which are bank holidays. The British peasants never had it easy

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

There's a difference between invaded and conquered tho

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It’s correct, I tried find a list of countries never conquered but too many contradictions; between 10-16 seems to be the agreement

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus depends what you call "england" like do the saxons counts? If not england never really conquered anything in europe for exemple

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Britain/British, bud. Never used “England”.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The list is copy and pasted all across the Internet, no one knows the original source, and it's utterly wrong. (1/2)

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

I have tried finding a proper list, but none were convincing. (2/2)

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

The term “Invaded” was used very loosely in that study

7 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

Like OP's mom

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Allies in WWI invaded Russia to try and stop the Bolsheviks. The Russians remember this. We don't.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yes it is called Intervention and played major role in Civil war in Russia. British had invaded together with french troops in European part

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And japs and US in Far east. Also Britain invaded us during Crimean war.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The US was with the Brits at Archangel and Lake Onega.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: up until recently, the sun technically didn't set on British soil lol

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure that it still doesn't as all british millatry bases are classifed as being british soil. same with our over seas embassies.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Norwegian: The list does not specify that the invasion succeeded, merely that they had a go.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

It’s very flexible with the definition of invasion

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless there was another occasion, wasn't the only time the Brits "invaded" Norway, a failed liberation attempt in early WW2?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, that was a planned invasion, but the Germans were more efficient. So after a quick rename... But seriously though, the RN has had a go

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

several times. Never really ended well for them. There was that time a bunch of locals threw cannons onto rowing boats and licked a Frigate.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless an invasion means boots on the ground and there for a long time. There was IIRC, one time during the civil war era which also failed.

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Note how the majority of the invaded countries have coastlines. Royal Navy really... "got around".

7 years ago | Likes 366 Dislikes 5

Slut

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ship of the line OP. and that +1 movement speed....F

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The majority of countries have coastlines, it would be weirder if the list of invaded countries didn't reflect this.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I think it is more that the UNinvaded countries tend NOT to have coastlines. Implies they didn't push past the coast.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those sluts!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you're an island country surrounded by water, I'd hope your navy was powerful.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not accurate, most island nations have weak navies and most of the strongest navies are not from island countries.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most nations have coastlines, or their territory consists of worthless sand and angry people with weapons...

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

and tons of black water underneath the sand !!!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

wasn't oil only recently used?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The sun never sets on the british empire!

7 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 1

+2 movement to all Navy units. +1 spy.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It did in 1997.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

It did not. https://what-if.xkcd.com/48/

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That was the Spanish empire .-.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 21

Spain never had any Asian colonies to keep the sun up.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know it's been over a year, but, seriously? Philippines?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Philippines are in Asia

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Barely and the sun can easily set in the Phillipines before rising in Spain. England has the true empire on which the sun neve sets

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://what-if.xkcd.com/48/

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Science, bitch!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was a fun read, and I'm going to blame you in three days when I come back from rereading xkcd.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They have something. "Remember, remember, the fifth of November. The gunpowder treason and plot..."

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 6

Is that to the tune of that song by Earth, Wind and Fire?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I see no reason that gunpowder treason, should ever be forgot...

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yeah that's not an independence day though, we just like to celebrate the time someone nearly blew up parliament.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

often quoted as the only person to try to enter parliament with honest intentions...

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A bunch of religious terrorists, no less.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That map is utter bullshit. I'm guessing it labels all military presence in a country for any reason or context as "invasions" because (1/?)

7 years ago | Likes 157 Dislikes 13

It just means invasions, not neccesarily successful ones

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

By definition an Invasion is an army or country that uses force to enter and take control of another country. sucessful or not it counts.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Australia, for example, wasn't a military incursion. Settling != Invasion.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Author meant it as that British military was present at the country at some point, same as Poland- been kicked by everybody but not by Brits

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Then the author needs a dictionary as to the definition of 'invasion'.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that's the only way it makes even the minimal amount of sense, but the reason why that's pants-on-head stupid is because Portugal is (2/?)

7 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 12

labelled as "invaded". Do yourself a favor and read about the Anglo-Portuguese Alliance for even 1 minute in Wikipedia and you'll find (3/?)

7 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 13

the following: 1) possibly the oldest alliance in the world, 2) still active, 3) participants have never been on opposing sides of an (4/?)

7 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 14

Britain invaded Portugal when it was occupied by France during Peninsular War, and while it was part of the Iberian Union 1/

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

And they were supporting the Prior of Crato against Philip II 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

armed conflict. So how come the map shows Portugal as being invaded by the British? For one simple reason: because it seeks to spread (5/?)

7 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 14

misinformation for whatever narrative its creator had in mind. In other words, it's anti-British propaganda of shit-tier quality and (6/7)

7 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 15

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Old Ironsides is still afloat, you tea-stained motherfucker

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And still failed to gain anything from it :D

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Emerging as the dominant global power for the next 100 years not enough?

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That would've been the case regardless

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Securing North America allowed Britain to expand elsewhere. It ensured that the US emerged as a relatively friendly/benign power.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

OK, I'll admit I don't know that war very well.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm Portuguese and I'm fairly sure we've never been invaded by England, they aided us multiple times through history

7 years ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 4

You got invaded...... suck it up and accept it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Unless they're counting the invasion of English people to Algarve every summer

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I always forget we're BFFs with Portugal haha ^.^

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not always, we've had our fights over African territory (our Idea of connecting Angola to Mozambique to yours of unite Egypt to south Africa

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have the world's oldest alliance still in force dating back to late 1300s.

7 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago (deleted Mar 8, 2023 8:37 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Well if you are a Tavern owner the sudden on rush of British soldiers drinking in said tavern would be a form of invasion.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

We attacked you through the medium of football. Now you're hosting packs of semi literate booze hounds that riot and smash up your towns

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Portugal is a country? I thought it was a Man!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

The map counts us having fought there during the Peninsular War

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

How fun. Your ancestors invaded my Indian ancestors and had a religious inquisition. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goa_Inquisition

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

No worries though! It's all good now :)

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Well, our prime minister is from goan ascendancy, i think that make us even

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because they hated the spainiards.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Smart choice sailing for South America instead of North :D

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Britain's oldest ally.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have, actually! England launched failed invasions of Lisbon and the Azores as part of the Anglo-Spanish War (1585–1604).

7 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

At the time, you were in a Personal Union with Spain, and England was attempting to start a revolt.

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

while that is true, our people were really against the Filipine Reign, so they were kind of helping out Portugal...

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Funny how portugals strongest moment was under spanish rule. 500 years later and your still under us

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Nevertheless, an invasion

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I thought that about Denmark as well, but Britain kind of seized our entire navy in 1807, which was pretty much the entire army at the time

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im also questioning the Brazilian one for the same reasons and the Monroe Doctrine

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bad map, Norway, Denmark, Finland never invaded by the British, the other way around is true.

7 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 6

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7 years ago (deleted Mar 6, 2023 2:33 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That is actually debatable...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The English did had a go at Bergen, Norway in the 1500s. Their navy got beat back. Then there was the whole "starve 'em to death" thing...

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

True; I believe the correct wording would be "Countries the UK has declared war on".

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Well then the map is wrong cause technically they declared war on Sweden although nothing came of it.

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Finland is only there because of the battle of Bomarsund, aka. Åland war. Brits bombing a castle is invading I guess.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Finland was not a sovereign country then ,so does not count.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

The study used a flexible definition of invasion

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Came to post similar

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Ah yes, the time when Britain assaulted the neutral sovereign nation of Denmark because they feared they would join France, which caused

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Denmark to join France

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Britain violated Norwegian neutrality during WW2 and a full invasion was pre-empted by Germany by only a few hours.

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Britain was pursuing a German warship that was carrying POWs in Norwegian waters. Neutrality isn't worth shit if you don't protect it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Britain was mining Norwegian coastal waters. I wasn't referencing the Altmark incident.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The mining took place on the same day as their aborted invasion, since the German invasion beat them by a few hours.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They invaded Finland in the Crimean war.

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The thing is that, no. It's not true. For example Britain never invaded Poland.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Poland may count as part of the 30 years war against germany and Bohemia before you eventually became poland.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Allied troops invaded Poland when it was part of the Third Reich. The death camps were liberated by British, US and Russian soldiers.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

When you're attacking a place that's been invaded by someone else, that's normally called "liberating". With extra quotes if done by Soviets

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

By that logic Poles went on a moon because Pole was in space.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Can Poland into space? Kurwa!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I agree, you’re technically correct: it seems like the creator of the map includes Poland being invaded by Britain, as part of the WW

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Rather when Poland didn't existed but it territory was under Russian who had a war with Britain and counting it as invaded.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Or, more likely, back when we were allied with Napoleon and he had *his* scrap with Britain and the lot.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Go back to school.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Are you denying that we were on Napoleon's side? I mean, we've even got the bugger in our national anthem.

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“The list of countries invaded by the UK is incomplete, you can help by expanding it.”

7 years ago | Likes 2350 Dislikes 7

In the name of Margaret Thatcher HUZZAH!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*puts on helmet and picks up sword and shield*

7 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 1

*Musket *

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*holds tea over harbor* don't try it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*rule, britannia! intensifies*

7 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

BRITTANIA RULES THE WAVES

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

“Britain never, never, never shall be slaves.” Irony level: 100.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You sir, deserve an upvote!

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I considered but decided the military didn't pay well enough to offset the hazards.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The Roman empire took over Britain you bitch

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Bitch you wait when I'm king of the Americas I'll fucking destroy Britain fucking superiorists

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wales was the first, Wales will probably be the last to seek independence.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"The list of provinces conquered by the Romans is incomplete, you can help by expanding it."

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

On it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

YAS QUEEN, YAS

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Gotta catch 'em all!

7 years ago | Likes 225 Dislikes 1

British invaded the world in search of more spices. Then, having found plenty, promptly decided they don't like them. Boiled food for all...

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Mostly we just fry shit or put it in bread or pies. We're getting better with spices... It just took us a while.

7 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 1

Apart from Indian spices. We like them alot

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But they've been reduced to owning an island instead of an empire...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well no I'm not British.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Heh, Canadian, we'll work something out... As long as they take the Queen, really :P

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But she seems nice

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean take the Queen as their Queen too. She's still ours and Australia, on top of being Britain's Queen

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not yet.

7 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Ahahaha. Nice. Very nice.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait what

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It'll happen, we'll get you. We will have it all!!!!!!!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I’d like to see that war, britain verses the rest of the world, the USA could always use another state

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

Why fight somewhere we already invaded and beat? Boring.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because britain is known to make stupid decisions

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

We'd bide our time until the American government was shut down...

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

And you would still lose

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

We'd just bribe the Vietnamese to do our fighting for us.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They’ll probably remember what britain did to the Middle East

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Military isn't...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We'd tactically insert in caravans through the national parks

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Damn. Found our Achilles heel.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We almost unified the world. Now look at the mess its in lol

7 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 22

Fuck you, you dumb British shit I'm taking your fucking country new Hitler style

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Conquered*

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Now look at you shriveled up and cuckled a fucking puny island easy for the taking bitch

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

If by unified you mean conquering countries to plunder their goods and resources then sure.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Then went and ruined the term 'Empire' into the bargain. Now its considered rude to just go a conquering. Thanks limeys!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Imagine if I said that, being german and all

7 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 2

Oof

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah well, no one likes a copycat

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

lol

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well you almost unified Europe, but then had to invite Russia :D

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brits usually say "at least the trains would be on time." They have no clue. a) think of the destination! b) German trains are not on time.

7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

It's a ww2 thing

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Compared to British trains they are.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

thats not hard when they are always a replacement bus service

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The "Trains on time" thing stems from supply train schedule policy in WW2.No one was allowed to alter them or stop the trains.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why I said "think of the destination".

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

German trains dont know what "being on time" means. When a train is on time, everybody on the train and at the station breaks into applause.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

... until they realise that the driver forgot to halt at one station and this isn't the one he was supposed to stop :)

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

But do you just cancel them if they are late, because it's cheaper then the fine for being late? That's the UK way...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I honestly can't say I really know. Haven't had to take public transport in years, thank god

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Arent you giving your country to muslims? i mean your capitol has already been taken

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 36

I don't trust people who don't know the difference between capitol and capital.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Integration of other cultures in London is a thing that we should be proud of. Beats being racist.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

Yeah sure, until you take people from cultures that treat women like tools. So you are saying those who have been thrown acid at 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

2/2 should just suffer because its so fucking great to have more different races?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

We have done similar things in the past, we didn't get an empire by being nice people. I can't hold that stuff against a race.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The last major acid attack in Britain was committed by a white guy...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

WOAH U TOTALLY JUST SHOWED ME THERE! ONE CASE! Amazing. What about the grooming gangs and all the rape? Which all of you twats downplay?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

think its funny you wanna call out “racist”yet side with maybe the most conervative/oprressive religion in the world. Western values please

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

I'm my view you are right but I view all Abrahamic religions as one religion. They are just as good and bad as each other.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I’d disagree but ya I’m not a fan of religion to begin with.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

if they are all onboard with western values. then yes. or would you like to go back to stoning women, FMG ,killing gays, killIng apostates

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 9

Those are things that Christian communities have been doing in recent history too.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Stop reading the Daily Heil mate. It’s fucking poison.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Ya clearly you are just ignorant to the facts. I don’t read the daily mail.i also don’t virtue signal in the face of information .

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

And you open your fucking eyes. People lie and downplay crime statistics by foreigners because they dont wanna be seen as racists.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Didn’t Britan get invaded by Saxons and Romans and others?

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That was before Britain was.

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The British are descended from wave after wave of invaders from continental Europe. You could say invading is in their blood.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yup a lot also settled here so our DNA is full of those past invaders genes. it's no wonder we ended up so good at invading in the end.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the Dutch too, but they decided to call that one the glorious revolution...

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It was more of a civil war with the Dutch invited along

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...England was part of the Roman empire, or at least half. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadrian%27s_Wall

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could argue that Britain only really got going after 1066 meaning only invasions post Normans count. You could also argue otherwise tho

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We learnt from them.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weren't really britain at that point tho.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Read Caesar. It was Britain before the Romans came.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I mean as an identity, not literally.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah, the Britons were there thousands of years before the Celts.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Mate, I mean the identity British, as it is today, not the previous iterations of it. I'm not sure if you're being deliberately dense or (1)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Taught them everything they know!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some angry guy at the pub was ranting about us being invaded by the normans..... I had to remind him that we are the normans.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The British were fucked over pretty bad by quite a few different countries especially the Romans who destroyed the early religions

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plus Isabella of France with Roger Mortimer, also Simon de Montefort, also King Louis (son of Phillip II of France)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isabella was already there. She just came to fuck her demon of a husband who stole her children because he was a spoilt cunt. He got what he

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

deserved. As did his best friend/supposed lover.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She came from exile in France, landed in Harwich (contested by 55 soldiers who didn't try too hard).

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, but it wasn’t an invasion so much as “I’m coming back because you’re a cunt and no one is gonna stop me because you’re a joke and

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

everyone hates you anyway so suck it.”

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hitler tried but fails greatly

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yes we did! Everyone was Kung Fu fighting, we were just horrifically good at it. Sorry about that.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The Normans invaded in 1066 and I think that was the last time

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Thank you for the correction! I am often wrong.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In rapid succession like a cascade? :P

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, the vikings took all the pretty brits, so there was no point coming again

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Took them all back to Sweden :(

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WRONG they didn’t take me ? ♀️

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I mean look at them now. Then look at Sweden. Man I dont want British teeth mixed with swedish blondes. Thanks Vikings!

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 12

What's teeth?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plural of tooth

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Toofs (I had to lol)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Britain has the best dental health in the world, are you just believing an American stereotype from the colonial era?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like you said. It's a stereotype. Just a joke me lad. I'm german an I constantly make fun of our non existent humor and obsession with shit.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Everyone gets their share of stereotypes and really noone should be offended by them.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Swedish are voted most sexy

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

my porn collection tells me there are still some hot girls in the uk.

7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Immigration.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Ha.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The internet also says some of them are single and in my area so not a bad day all things considered.

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Those are the swedes or norwegians that stayed in Britain for sure

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

The Spanish regular army invaded in 1719 and the Dutch in 1688. And the French raided in 1405 and other times. They tend to get forgotten.

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

Don't forget one American ship also raided Britain in 1779

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A brave man, given the odds.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well JPJ shelled Whitehaven which is still a shithole even now, so...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was also a huge French invasion plan in about 1540, when the 'Mary Rose' sank.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes, there were lots of French raids along the south coast. There's a church in Sussex that still has the burn marks from a raid.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which failed

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It's the thought that counts.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1688 was more of a civil war.

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Well we sort of invited them

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The Romans got as far as Scotland. That was enough for them

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Guess building a wall does work o.0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe that's where Trump got the Idea from

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think he wants the legions too.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Built a wall to keep the Scots on their side too lol

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You haven't been to the Highlands and Islands, every second person is English

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly would love to go. Otherwise, just having some fun :)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair to the Romans, not even the Scots want to live in Scotland. It might as well have a wall of ice running through it!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't know it's like summer here just now. It's 8 degrees C outside it could be July out there

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8°C - Jesus Christ, have you stocked up on sunscreen?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aye sunscreen factor 50

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Where they Britain by then?

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It was Britain in Roman times. You're confusing that with England which was much later.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

" 'oo are the britons?"

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Were

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Britons?

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this answers nothuing

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Not really. It's complicated. Basically the English are a mongrel breed of all of our invaders: Angle, Jute, Saxon, Viking, Roman, Norman 1/

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

The Norman invasion was the one that gave the English the societal/ military framework to really start throwing our weight around. You 2/

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could argue that we were fully formed by the end of the Plantagenet era (Norman family tree) but we didn't actually unite until 1700. It 3/

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was a case of the native Britons trying to fend off the English but we eventually wore them down. Ireland managed to break free recently.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's true of any modern ethnicity. People have been fighting and mixing since long before our species began.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

True. My understanding is that we don't have any recorded history pre-Romans so anyone around then is just considered native.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

To the next person to downvote this. Could you please tell me the recorded history pre-Romans. I'm obviously behind on recent archaeology

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