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Aggressive Jesus
I left her because she lied about a litany of things. She doesn't know I know about a lot of the stuff she was doing behind my back. But I know leaving was got the best. Even though I wasn't in the wrong, it hurts and I'm still holding back tears. Figured I'd share some laughter with the world. Thank you beautiful people.
JourneyBeforeDestination
Cry my dude, helps to process. Its for the best, although I know it won't feel that way at times. All the best and stay safe
MickeyTheHound
https://imgur.com/account/favorites/MxqIcSy
KLandia
#2 Which Olive Garden? *Audience Laughs*
doctorwhoquotes
Overhead narrator: “KLandia’s life is filmed in front of a live studio audience.”
onecowboytoo
Where can I find this particular Olive Garden? Who doesn't like dinner and a show?
MADchemEE
#12 that's some DARK humour. Like, "leave a permanent shadow" dark...
BBRed
#22 have you heard of an orange?
GrimFinn
Or lighthouse, or my favourite: pineapple. "Man this fruit that everybody calls 'ananas' kinda looks like a pine cone, DURR PINE APPLE"
BBRed
Or acorn “are you sure this is a corn?” “Yes, this is acorn”
garuffthehorse
Clemptor
Be careful, apparently anything that may hurt someone's feelings will be deleted and your account banished.
LuminousExpanse
LuminousExpanse
beat me to it
Donicoke
If you want to talk my dm's are always open
CrunchySock
Much appreciated!
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Piornet
Sometimes it feels like a centipede is crawling up my urethra.
MKUltraMega
@OP you deserve to be respected. Glad to hear you aren’t wasting any more time with somebody who didn’t value you.
captainclutch
#croppingbyhelenkeller
CrunchySock
Ya I didn't realize until after I posted it. Whoops.
ShadeEmberi
you get forgiven due to circumstance . this time >_>
1Kodey1
fenrir171
i laughed a ridiculous amount at salsa de pankeis...
LettermanAirsoft
#4 Well, I need to know... for science
Grandolddrummer
Lauren Phillips Alice Marchesi
funkinsk8
Excelsior!
whathappenswhenifail
I’m just gonna leave some dots here.....for reasons...
Thatguyontheinternet
Doot
latinomartino
Interesting
CrunchySock
Good man.
MynameisBaronRotza
You don't lose weight cause either your diet is shit or your don't push it hard enough in the gym. Stop blaming it on genetics.
CrunchySock
I'm aware. The post was just funny. Easy tiger.
kingkongkeom
#22 man, if you are lazy, you gonna love learning German then
annabaeto
Siiii tío jeronimooooo a webo putaaaaaaa Jaja
PsychicOctopus
Sorry about the break up. My advice: don't hold back ur tears. Cry your heart out. Feel sad, mad, confused, and whatever else you need to ♥️
CrunchySock
Thank you sweet octopus.
GlassSword
#12 We actually air dropped pamphlets warning of the strike; on an unrelated note, there was a Japanese operation to drop bombs from /1
GlassSword
Hot air balloons over North America: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fu-Go_balloon_bomb yay history! /2
PaleChixAreMyFetish
Wow that was an interesting read, thanks
picselator
Don't hold back tears. They're never useful inside. You did this out of self respect. Keep that habit now
ThomasThundersword
i was so distracted by that horribly laid fire it took me a minute to get the meme
RubberChickenGoD
#8 why is Canada so dark?
NeverMetAGoodMod
I dunno I'm betting your username is partly responsible for the break up.
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
shaftinferno
CrunchySock
Funny but no. Lol. I created this account way before our relationship.
AKrustyTubeSock
Are you my cousin??
Wumbologistt
Hey man, best advice I can give, remember th good times, but never forget why you left, forgive, do not forget, dont feel bad for anything:)
CrunchySock
Love your username. Thanks man.
NeverMetAGoodMod
Just like the sock.
CrunchySock
Relationships cum and go, but socks are there forever.
tismaggle
Ha you said it ! Good mindset already ?
MrBoogerPig
I wish I could bring you the same amount of happiness your dump just brought me. Stay strong
CrunchySock
Oh good I'm so glad! Thank you!
jiggslikesphish
Take comfort that she doesn't know what litany means.
CrunchySock
She definitely doesn't. Lol
gpatmac
I got you! I never let my womenz lie about no litanies.
PersonWomanManCameraTvImAllThere
I got him too!
CrunchySock
Lol. That gave me a good laugh.
gpatmac
Hope you feel better and realize you dodged a bullet.?
CrunchySock
Definitely came to that realization.
EnlightenmentSatori
Why don’t you tell her what you know?
CrunchySock
Don't need any drama in my life and definitely don't need the fight. It ended on a mutual unhappiness and I'd rather leave it at that.
EnlightenmentSatori
It’s gonna be more challenging for her to change for the better if she isn’t confronted with her mistakes.
CrunchySock
And that's my problem because...?
EnlightenmentSatori
Raising consciousness is a good thing no matter what.
PersonWomanManCameraTvImAllThere
im sorry you hurting right now. Been there. It sucks.but you’ll get over her. We all get over them
CrunchySock
That's very true. Thank you for the kind words. ❤️
dunkledan
My fiance also broke up with me 2020 is great
CrunchySock
Feel your pain. Just takes time. Life will get better.
dunkledan
I'm starting to enjoy it wish rona wasn't a thing I wanna get laid lol
CrunchySock
Just wear a mask. You'll be good.
Mamaof2QTs
My first husband was a habitual liar. I didn’t realize how bad I had been conned for SEVEN YEARS! You saved yourself a lot of misery & time.
CrunchySock
Lying hurts so bad. I'm so happy you were able to move forward.
Mamaof2QTs
I remarried and had kids and have a good life. He remarried, got divorced, got foreclosed on and sued multiple times. Wrecked his car at 2am
CrunchySock
Oof. Ya you definitely won in that situation. Some people's kids am I right?
Mamaof2QTs
I do not tolerate liars in my life after him. Everything he said was exaggerated even to his own mother! It was exhausting.
Mamaof2QTs
Google Lori Hacking. Her husband was a habitual liar and ultimately killed her when his lies started to unravel. I was terrified I was next
CrunchySock
That is absolutely terrifying. If there's one person you shouldn't lie to is your husband or wife. They're supposed to be your forever.
Leithreas
What were the lies about?
CrunchySock
Mostly continuing an emotional relationship with her ex-fiancé and talking about our relationship problems with everyone else but me.
illtakehisasstoredlobster
For sure the best move to leave if she was still holding on to the ex for any kind of support.Hit me up if you wanna shit talk or whatever.
CrunchySock
Thank you so much. Means a lot.
Leithreas
Oh yeah, good on you mate.
ChiliBeef
"Emotional relationship". What absolute horseshit of an excuse. On her, not you. You stay strong.
PersonWomanManCameraTvImAllThere
Hear,hear!
CrunchySock
That's what I called it because I saw some texts. I don't know for sure if she cheated but it for sure felt like there was still something
ChiliBeef
You were right in thinking that; a person wouldn't go that deep with an ex if there wasn't still something getting their attention.
CrunchySock
That was my thought process. I appreciate your insight though. ?