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When Jim is on a mission...
The Lurker
The New User
me irl
The Shitposter
The Reposter
The Downvote Fairy
The Upvote Fairy
The "I-only-browse-the-Front-Page" User
The User Sub Browser
Paying off student loans
The Imgur Staff
Everyone Else
torhs
Feed me posts servants
Larirari
Combo of comment farmer and
SamElliotsMoustache
When you realize you are all of these, that is when you reach nirvana.
Cattrina
ah truest words have never been spoken @OP
Phant0mThief
I was a lurker for 3 years
marchika
Thnx OP <3
jquverly123
The new user one had me crying
liana77
This was awesome.
Grabbythecrotch
Fuck you...I'm gonna repost this oc post..
Zwerchig
https://imgur.com/aJYcszn
gaggmaggot
ilovecosmetics
Excellent post!!!
GoodDadJokes
The reposter one is gold
Smashinbananas
That...was...perfect
dnbro
Why isn't new user sensible chuckle guy?
DustinsMissingTeeth
You forgot about the “You forgot about...” person.
GnomeMode
And clinically depressed
Linkincharlie
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tornik
Users downvoting mature content;
AMagicFlyingTurd
im literally sitting like the baby as i browse fp
debilitatedbychoicehelp
This is brilliant. I am somewhere between Upvote Fairy and The "I-only-browse-the-Front-Page" User.
whatafiasco
'Ima steal this to post again later...
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
You forgot about us hard working comment farmers!
TheTimeless
Everyone always forgets us random-browsing people, we have feelings too!
RaynWisp
Yeah, like 2 years late.r
2fligh2high
Nice post!
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WrongUn
i cant help but think if they'd have missed the boat that could have been a drowning
2fligh2high
T-rex’s don’t drown. They’ll just eat the water!
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VagabondEngineer
Forgot one:
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VirgoR
Whoops
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
I like the detail of one 'OC' carrot falling off to its doom.
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
Yeah, that's definitely how I got glorious status. Maybe one post for every 50 comments?
WeAllFapToTheRhythmOfTheBoogieTheBeat
It's been a bumper crop lately. I'm sure the drought is due.
kneetothearrow
Eyyyyyy
macthelost
Hey that’s me! My crop would be better if I planted less controversial seeds though ;)
Wiziwiziwizard
I think it's the comment harvester. If anyone was wandering.
nicktahou
All those that wander are not lost
Wiziwiziwizard
Oops, my mistake.
superlee1985
Surely a few more are missing too: The Dumper, The Meta Poster, The Point Whorer, The Validation Seeker (everyone look at this thing I did).
xmaneds
the social justice virtue signaler. the Lost Dog post. the "my friend's dad has cancer' begging for money
HillOfBeans
Thank you, we humble comment farmers make a small fake points living, but we’re a happy bunch.
Dyslexicbirch
Oh hay its me
coloneljack1234
Samsies
ATreeWithSunglasses
its the yeast we can do
gh013
What about the gif burgler?
CaramelThundahhh
Users unphased by anything because they've seen it all
Zreen
Occasionally there's new stuff. Sometimes it's fun to see old things through new users' eyes
IAmAHollow
Everyone thinks they've seen it all but most of us are lying :P
monimoomo
Have you though?
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gh013
JTT is hilarious
Icanonlytypesomuch
Usually joining from reddit
bergentonian
Spend a few hours in r/EnoughInternet, you’ll lose your innocence pretty damn fast :|
ShinksAvoHazaar
Seen it all huh? Put up youre worst people. Im callin everybody out under CaramelThundahhh's comment. Link or post your worst or weirdest.
WalhartTheConquer0r
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/017/566/otp_by_fiztheancient-d2zhyjt.png
HeyListenHereFucko
If the worst someone has seen was on Imgur I am unimpressed by default
Mistruths
Sorry, my worst and weirdest would get me muted if not banned outright.
WalhartTheConquer0r
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/589/919/b23.jpg
WalhartTheConquer0r
https://www.funnyjunk.com/Cursed+images+milk+is+the+semen+of+the+tit/funny-pictures/6303940#1edb0e_6303496
WalhartTheConquer0r
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/433354514603581440/4CkObJyy.jpeg
Iwastoldwewouldallbenaked
But I'm a simple comment farmer. It's hard but honest work.
XLIILXIX
You know...I think it’s cause I got down on myself from halfass trying to hit the front page. Comments are all I gots.
dumbefi
Those OP folk will never understand us simple comment farmers. Best to leave it be for now.
proileri
Damn straight. Comment farmers deserve recoqnition as well!
DaninoY
Damn right! Never posted in my damn life and I don't intend to! Those damn posters, work half an hour drafting a post that drowns in usersub
crashcourse07
Have your upvote dear Farmer Person
ImGoingToEatAllYourApples
The Imgur Comment Farmer:
hunnycat
comments are where its at.
ronswansonismyfather
proileri
Damn straight. Comment farmers deserve recoqnition as well!
SingingandDancingInTheRain
You can say that again!
CokedUpPancake
Some of the comments fail, but once in a while you hit that sweet comment and feed your family for months
blaChek
I've had a few 1k+ comments, doing alright here - not set up for retirement yet
forResearchPurposesOnly
ThisIsJustMySecondNSFWAccountMoveAlongOrPMmeIDontCare
A well placed reaction gif is worth a thousand characters.
proileri
Uglysteve
Here have a downvote.
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Dedeurmetdebaard
Here you go
SeriousAnteater
comment farming is actually the easiest way to get points just browse rising and comment something on everything
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
Word.
IBelieveOdinIsReal
Honest he says...
Xitaris
I waited too long for this to load, even after I had my suspicions
ManWithTurrets
Have my upvote. Comment farming is hard work and we comment farmers gotta stick together.
KingSwing
At least you got Turrets.
seandude689
Just make a video game reference and all of imgur will have a circle jerk
SingingandDancingInTheRain
Pharaoh's Curse on the Atari 800 anyone?
simplecommentfarmer
Got a solid 500 pointer once, fed the family for days.
GeneralBuzzkil
I got a 5,000 pointer once. Helped pay for Mama's surgery, and still had a little left over for the youngins.
Saxxon92
I harvested an 800 pointer some time ago, got the barn fixed and a new tractor
designedbyhumans
Made 880 once. Probably the best one liner in my life. Won't find gold like that again on my humble farm
snakeksssksss
Y'all sound like some bourjwazee comment farmers to me! I take my 10s and 20s and occasional 50s where I can get em
zma123456
Just got one over 900 points today. Honest hard work pays off.
JustABookworm
500? Nice. What's your secret, fellow farmer?
FatalMerlin
I recently got over 2k and still don't know why... Good days, good days
simplecommentfarmer
You put the work in. Kids these days don’t understand the value of hard work.
ConstableDuggins
I’m still thriving off the 2000 pointer I got a while back. Peasant
simplecommentfarmer
Factory farmer.
SuspiciousCharacter
I've gotten a few 1,000s and we went on vacation
IntergalacticCinematic
I dropped a 2k comment one time. Put my kids through college.
simplecommentfarmer
Suywee, must have been goodunns. Mighty nice, might nice indeedy.