Mini dump for your bowel emptying pleasure (almost no OC, Call the COPS I DON'T GIVE A F*@K)

Dec 11, 2017 10:13 AM

sensualG0gurt

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That neck gave me a boner. Is that weird?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My imaginary friend doesn't get the North Korean one...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus! I laughed so hard at the Arnold one.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looking at #24 I'm starting to suspect there's a standard dictator moustache.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That last pic; is that the bitch from Phineas and Ferb?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ESTOY POOPIN

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very informative dump, I definite feel more intelligent now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 I have never seen the show, but.. WHERE IS HIS MOUSTACHE?!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

IT'S LIKE NO ONE EVEN NOTICED IT!!!!!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I understand #8 is a joke on the Marines, but fuck you for mocking McDonald's employees.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He's not even serving crayons...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice dump, I laughed out loud twice. You don't know me, but that's a high compliment.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Well thank ya!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Holy Moly, TONY CHACHERE, i'm in Canada and looking for this stuff for years now. The pics shows snow I live in snow too

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i don't know if they ship to canada, but you can get it at cajungrocer.com

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 In Baltimore they use Old Bay

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

D A T N E C K

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 Tony's would work. That shit is saltier than the Dead Sea.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And fucking awesome on popcorn.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Upvote for #14

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

that transphobia made this a lot less funny

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

My whole girlfriend's family is #1 for me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isnt that DJ HangMan

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 why would you need salt you? that's like 2mm of snow just get a broom ffs

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But how do you say I love you in Irish?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neck game strong

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for title alone

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Calcium Chloride FTW fir de icing! -62 degrees F

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Roll tide.... Rawhide? You mean Rawhide?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Apparently you've never had to deal with an Alabama Fan, I envy you my friend

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

states have fans?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

college football, sorry I wasn't more clear

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

aahh, got it, never seen it, don't understand why people go so nuts for it, so is Alabama especially obnoxious about it?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh god yes, I respect the team, the fans are mostly red necks ????

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#2 is from DIck's Last Resort, San Antonio Riverwalk. The only employer that ever fired me. I wasn't, "Dick material." What do they know.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

I'd love to hear the story behind that (yes, I know what Dick's Last Resort is)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

see above for details. I was a young buck, so forgive me for my discretions.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would also like to hear story. Applied for the one in Bmore, I am also not a big enough dick. Make a post yo.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was in 1988/1989. I had just moved back home and was looking for work. I applied on a Wednesday, aced the interview with experience1/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Showed up to work on Friday and no one was expecting me. GM came and asked who I was, what am I doing there. Said Dave hired me Wed 2/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He said Dave quit or was fired on Thursday. They hire me. I work through the weekend as doorman. One night bachelorette party shows up. 3/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bride is under age. Said he can't come in. Mom says she is with me, I say no way. Bride asks what she can do. I say 4/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Cousin is somehow still very attractive despite being a giraffe

8 years ago | Likes 339 Dislikes 3

Google Carisha, then you’ll see what an atractive giraffe is

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't associate with... Looong-necks

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

her family line has evolved to eat burritos and tacos without spilling anything on their shirt.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This comment becomes better out of context

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She kind of looks like one of the Olson twins... Way after Full House

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

*sees waiter, cranes my 30ft neck towards him* "ya could i get a ton of fucken leaves"

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 2

I love this. Thank you for the chuckle

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of us

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you implying that giraffes aren't attractive?

8 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 1

Ban him from this site

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you just.....

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I did just, but what did I just did you did reference I'm not sure. So which just did did you just reference?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0