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Dec 11, 2018 1:24 PM
misterecho
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fingerswipes
but right after that he took the cup
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
Rookies man....
Gianttesticlemonster
ambalika
I think this one goes here: :p https://i.imgflip.com/1y06uu.jpg
birthdaybaboon
Depends on the options, I guess!
DingusMajoris
I was in the Stanley Cup. I don't know who Stanley is, but he's probably raising my kid.
yacko69
https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-05-2015/hPTX3J.gif
Lionskull
idk why he's at the sperm back, he's already a dad.
AFelineMassofEyes
I learned over the weekend that Denmark is one of the world's top exporters of human semen. Goodonya, Danes
Oteneo
They fired the last nurse for drinking on the job.
MofongoBalls
The day we got high speed internet. I could've been a contender
MrKittyCatMeowFace
What was the nurse getting at? As apposed to What, masterbating in a bucket?
BlackavarLion
He's going for distance, He's going for seed.
JodyHighroller
she's all alone (all alone) in her time of need
ClemFandangoAskingCanYouHearMe
FrieloederGibsmedats
Theresadropbearoverthere
I missed the cup. True story.
Zeanoth
Hold it a little closer next time.
jfred325350
“I shanked it!!”
KennyBlankenshipandVicRomano
Laces out!
Hellstorm99
“Please don’t steal our porn” that’s what one of the doctors actually said to me.
peachesforme
well did you?
Hellstorm99
Lol no, I was in a hospital gown
iamthisguy247
Did you like, scrape it in, or just walk out with your tail between your legs in shame and tell them you missed?
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
"Tail"
TimeToGetGetSchwiftyInHere
bunduz
I practice with my room mates conditioner bottle
Kreuzitter
ChopDaffodil
Sean?
FloopyFloopilyZem
no, Jack