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Oct 4, 2016 10:33 AM
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aworkoffiction
The ship should have an apple trademark on it.
SoupEConch
This is the best one yet +1
SodaKid7
Never let go, iPhone 7 users.
Gasmonkeyfrank
I swear that I just saw Jack inside it on the ship.
swaglife
worldshows
iPhone 14: Just Launched! scan me and get a chance to win a new iPhone 14
misteremjay
Ahem
(Sorry if the image is a little Pixelated)
DethStar65
I appreciate they made the phone Rose gold...clever
llortamai
Brilliant!
CatsReallyDoTasteGoodInStew
Yes.
Someoneisinmyhead
That would be "plug" jack is the hole.
DoughSlayer
You must be fun at parties
ForReasonsOfScience
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
dirtyfreakingdan
You're no fun
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
But the image would be a lot weirder if iRose was bent to stare at her plugged hole screaming "Jack!!"
CletusMcFertherburger
It could've been like a second joke in the image, with the whole bending iPhone thing.
NowThatsWhatICallImages
Auxiliary can help itself.
notajuniorchemist
Rose is syncing while Jack is sinking.
KevinBhall
wot is she syncing about
madrush
+1
vader300
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
https://youtu.be/KLSdOY-6R_U
KevinBhall
you got it!
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Holy fuck. Never thought I'd see that reference here.
KevinBhall
Its the internet baby! everything comes around again! also great name! i hope canadia is exactly like trailer park boys and red green show!
Cartoones
P-put your jack in it...
IDontUnderstandAnyJokes
but that a plug not a jack
ThePoweroftheDarkSide
nice name
madrush
and accurate
raptorsoldier
I don't get it. Why do people rush out to buy a new phone when their old one works just fine?
Corona688
because in 6mo you won't be able to get apps for your "old" phone. Almost nothing supports my iphone 4. I just live with it.
Frederf
Because she's got a new hat.
RSP16
Hello Smithers, You're. Quite. Good! At. Turning. Me. On. (probably should ignore that)
ItsOnlyHumanNatural
TheRealestLurker
Looks like jack is off
sharkhugs
Once and for all: Jack DID try to get on, but it was too HEAVY with both of them.
Xaldyn
Except he wasn't too heavy.
TheRealLastNoob
He could have fit. Source: Mythbusters tested it.
avaricemusic
Reread the question bud. It doesn't matter if they fit, the board would just sink
TheOtherBrotherOfTheMotherOfDragons
But the jacks practically a hole...
ScottSterlingAWallThatCanFeelPain
At least it is splash proof so it will survive the little waves you get on the ocean
justvenomcake
It still has a chance of breaking if it goes in deep enough waters.
minionsandbananas
Iphone is jacking off
drunkbettie
My iPhone 7 is named Rose DeWitt Bukater for this exact reason.
308Ryan
Aaaaahhhahahahahahahahahahahaha
pbandgeli
I love how the phone is even rose gold. Nice.
SleepIsDeathPractice
It comes in rose gold with no Jack. Seems right to me
iuploadbearpics
I hate iphone and their obnoxious b.s. They take out the jack so you buy all their crap and need to use iPay and not the square. Fuck them.
hillb21
I didn't think of that part for square!
iuploadbearpics
Yep, as a business owner, I found this out. They want you buying all their icrap.
flowseeker
There's even plenty of room for this jack too.
Hungryhungryhippogriff
Inside of the port
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
You just have to drill it.
ForrestIndustries
Oh no not falling for that again.
GreenMeen28
Again?
AuroraNora33
Someone made a tutorial about it and got many sarcastic comments that people thought were from peoplewho actuallydrilled ahole in their phon
GreenMeen28
Yes I saw that video and I also left a sarcastic comment, I am actually about to go and purchase a iPhone 7 right now...love you iPhone6s...
sharkhugs
He tried. It was too heavy for both of them
Xaldyn
He didn't try hard enough, because it's been proven they both would have floated.
sharkhugs
My concern is a fucking ship just sank, he couldn't find another piece of driftwood?
Xaldyn
That too.
EmergencyAustralian
Not anymore now that they finally installed a working microwave charging module. It charges in 5 minutes!
0xFFF1
That isn't even the problem. Go watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C1DGm2b0Vk because 140 characters isn't enough to explain this.
ForgivingCat
65521
ZippityZoopImInvadingYourPoop
It's a god damned fictional movie. You'd probably watch A Muppets' Christmas Carol and at the end ask why that frog was talking.
Rantaf
The movie is real, but the plot is fiction. ;)
HighestHorse
You really missed what they said...
murlokotam
The analysis is brilliant. Stay the fuck on the life boat so he has better odds at saving himself.
suazobomber
Not on the new iphone
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
That's the joke
SaltyInternetPirate
Of course there is. They just made a choice so they can push you the $4 earpods they're selling you for $160.
SaltyInternetPirate
They'd probably cost less than $1 to make, if they didn't have to pay that big Bluetooth patent.
SaltyInternetPirate
Another reason I heard was they want to eliminate some competition like this thing I didn't know of https://paypal.com/store/product/swiper/
321Nik
wow, what a douche thing to do.
DBF68
Even though it's a plug and not a jack.
TyrannicPrince5
You don't know jack!
OhThisGuyAgain
*you're* not even a jack!
JoshVita
Oh, this guy again!
OhDearGodNiles
I like how it's the "rose gold" iPhone. self high five
UnderestimatedBadguy
The only Thing i was thinking about was... why is it called ice berg Beacause in Danish we call ice for is and Mountain for bjerg and we 1/2
UnderestimatedBadguy
2/2 call an iceberg for isbjerg.... then why isn't it called an icemountian.
d3jake
That's a plug...
llortamai
You're a plug
d3jake
Good eye. I've been hiding in plain sight for years, though nobody found me.
ZippityZoopImInvadingYourPoop
That iceberg wouldn't have been a problem if the Galaxy Note 7 was around.
JaimeFookinLannister
Unless it was stored in the cargo hold...
alwayssafeforwork
Ha.
daAfricanboy
had to come back to upvote this...took a lil time to get it. well played
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ZippityZoopImInvadingYourPoop
@profiteroles said "Actually someone did a test of Galaxy vs iPhone at like 10m depth for a few minutes, iPhone was still working (1/2)
ZippityZoopImInvadingYourPoop
afterwards, Galaxy not so much" in case he/she/it deletes the comment (2/2)
consolepeasent
Mvp
cheeseguy3412
AwkwardCamel
Uhm... he was talking about the galaxy note 7 literally exploding, not about the water resistance
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ThomasTheWankEnglne
Wasn't your head...
ZippityZoopImInvadingYourPoop
For fuck's sake
Molotovbliss
LOL we found the iPhone user at least. :)
ZippityZoopImInvadingYourPoop
@Molotovnliss said "LOL we found the iPhone user at least. :)" in case the derp deletes the comment
ZippityZoopImInvadingYourPoop
I'm sorry, could you please point out which precise statement indicated what device I use? Or do you not know how to read?
Molotovbliss
Btw was referring to the original comment that the person now deleted. Not you. My bad.
zhieson
1) He's referring to the batteries exploding. 2) Galaxy S7 isn't claimed waterproof.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
GS7/GS7e are rated water resistant, like every Samsung since the S5.
darkninja2992
water RESISTANT, not waterPROOF, there's a difference
zhieson
Exactly, S6 & S7 aren't water proof. Pointless to make that test. Except S5 is claimed waterproof.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
No phone is actually rated as being waterproof, they're all water resistant - because there are limits
dinklebot2000
Why is it pointless to make that test? iPhone 7 is also water resistant. In fact, it's rated less water resistant than the S7.
Nize426
S6 is not even water resistant. S7 is though.