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Mar 21, 2021 4:34 AM
Crabsforeveryone
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AlienMidKnight
A guy wished for a 12 inch penis, now a foot tall pianist follows him everywhere.
clemdarkstarzero
I remember my design teacher telling this joke in class as someone said the Queen was a ruler and he went mental, good times
MainJane
Fuck you. Just fuck you.
Urgalicity
His Majesty: King Foot.
BeeWoman
So, there goes 12 inch in a foot? And 3 feet in a yard? Y'all just makin it hard on yourself at this point
8BitFish
How many Big Mac's is that?
YurtleTurtle
Tradesman when I was an apprentice always said "The ruler is in England, you need a rule"
charliekellyratkiller
My dick might not be 12 inches, but it sure smells like a foot.
AtsaMattaForMe
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
I saw a TV for sale last week, it was only $10 but the volume was stuck on high. I thought...'I can't turn that down!'
Fenny79
What kind of imperial nonsense is this?
bigdog838
hemi244824
???
egoAristippos
Dad? Is that you reincarnated?
malachilenomade
CrumbyCake
Fuck.....+1
allactorsarephoney
The Dad is strong in this one
TheDorkKnight92
Need to get my mind out the gutter as I thought this was a penis joke at first
ijustsweptmyporch
Samothspawn
Forwards From Grandma
RadicalLiberal
What lengths a short person will go to.
KingZoop
fu*k you! take your upvote and go away!
minibois
He only had one foot to stand on too!
ThunderChief00
Did he live in the USA or Liberia?
itzujones1
Omg a dad joke!
unpeturbed
The real reason Princess Di left Charles... She thought all rulers were 12 inches...
ScottHitz
This is a high quality pun!
DecapodianSaysWoopWoopWoopWoop
Imperials units are sooooo stupid.
PulpReality
Not unlike most people using them lol
BlckHwk13
Oh yeah? Let’s talk about stone.
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
Only weird islanders use that crap.
Frothington
He could only be a great ruler if he converted to metric.
pufferphish
Awww u gotta measure in millimeters?? Poor Lil feller
JhericFury
To be fair, a lot of rulers go up to 12' and 30cm here in the UK
Nathanyel
So you're saying metric is more... I'm just saying 30cm sounds a lot better than 12in...
Einherion
30 small things sounds lamer than 12 big things.
whywouldanyoneeatanythingotherthanbreakfastfood
3 decameters
Einherion
3 × 10^(-16) petameter
zfournier16
Naw I'd rather measure using a Volkswagen MERICA
scanerang
Using a German metric car for Murican measurements
zfournier16
A joke becasue it has happened lol
zfournier16
Because here in america we would rather use a car to measure instead of a system that the rest of the world uses cuz fuck everyone else
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
What
scanerang
What?
Panma98
Volkswagen is German
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
I know. So am I. I even own one. Weird.