The average horizontal jumping distance of a deer is about 4.5-5 meters. However, some species of deer such as white-tailed deer can jump up to 9 meters in one single leap…
? The average horizontal jumping distance of a deer is about 4.5-5 meters. However, some species of deer such as white-tailed deer can jump up to 9 meters in one single leap ?
They're essentially vermin. I mean, it IS our fault there are so damn many, but I'm not really going to cry over a deer progressing to the next phase of the circle of life.
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MannyFester1
Goat simulator vibes
ahorseelbowdeepinme
You will believe a reindeer can fly
justplainvanilla
cadburyegg
You mean they could have just jumped OVER my car all them times!?
MyCatsNameIsPotato
Can someone link the video of the sorel horse that does this same jump, absolute maniac of an equine.
zalurker
You have obviously never seen buck in Africa. Impala acerage 10 meters.
masterbot
Mf just double jumped
IlioHae
This needs the 6 Million Dollar Man sound
prolorus
Origin story of Santa’s flying reindeer
pullingsixty
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
MrHappySmiles
Is it swimming in the air?
jt42
Looks like an "overjump" to me.
AjKaramba
JohnSatclaire
invisibulman
Sail
ActionJohnnie
Self yeet.
thrutchmunkee
That creature did a double jump!
ningweb
GIFs that end too soon. Did he make the landing?
cansolo
Double jump unlocked
RunawaySpoons
Deer got confused and thought it was a kangaroo
Fruc
Given the season: “And every mother’s child is gonna spy, to see if normal deer really know how to fly!”
Autittuderp
Eeek..a mouse! - that deer probably
SeRaQt
To music:
JohnSatclaire
Not Chariots of Fire??
SeRaQt
Here you go:
JohnSatclaire
Many thanks!
Slvrdgr
Oh dear, hope it stuck the landing, bit of a slope on the other side of that path..
SunBrolem
They're essentially vermin. I mean, it IS our fault there are so damn many, but I'm not really going to cry over a deer progressing to the next phase of the circle of life.
QuitLookinAtMineAim
It's his second time.
Quisibinomenimposuit
Warming up to pull Santa’s sleigh.
DavidHoag
Damn, ya beat me to it.
4vie
... Suddenly reindeers being able to fly to pull Santa's sleigh doesn't seem too farfetched...
hnngh
pareidoliaperson
Freaking disappointed it's not top comment!
TheSwintonLion
Came here for this exact comment.
laestrella
Accurate
MadCat221
rmmmm
Beautiful
oiikeg1i
Very elegant, Bambie :eyeroll:
YourLatinLover
Lions aren’t very good climbers, but they can jump 36 feet!
Kakeukh
IN A ROW?!?
trikks
36 ft is approx 11 meters for the rest of the world.
wermer
This depiction makes laugh so hard every time I see it. Equivalent to ugly crying, but laughing instead.
esparadrapo
Well, Mufasa was a prime example.
qtRaven
Lions better get on the court and catch those rebounds then.
shortlegcat
LEAP. not jump vertically.
TenFootPole
GlowstickJedi
36 feet you say?
Rathan5
Alright take it easy there Quentin Tarantino
Eltore
FrozenInCarbonite
digitalbac0n
I have laugh-cry-wheeze'd at this pic more than once. My wife is forever unimpressed when I show her what it is that has broken my mind parts..
Kirlanan
Neednoggle
I could probably jump 36 feet in one leap too, if they were all lined up tightly side by side, or better yet just in a pile.
crasemana
I could jump into a 36 foot hole pretty easily
onecowboytoo
Baby feet work best.
JoeMangoJello
Straight up?!?
BenderRodriguezz
"Up from the spray of thy ocean perishing—straight up, leaps thy apotheosis!"
RainierCamino
ToasterDent
Straight up, now tell me is gonna be a lion flyin' forever, or just another hit and run? [it's an older meme sir...]
allenvasher3000
No, forward
allenvasher3000
But I think they can jump like 12 straight up
omnipotentpasta
Amazing to see them do that with such small sharp feet. That’s a lot of pounds per square inch against the ground.
derrymerbles
ftzo
Our feet must seem like the goopy feet of a snail, to them
omnipotentpasta
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